恭喜，繼「好人卡」後，你又多了一張「老實人卡」
撰稿+翻譯：楊不爽
（圖片來自華輿 設計/楊帥）
雖然你單身，但是，相信我，有時候大家不理你，並不僅僅因為你又丑又窮，還可能因為，你太老實了！
Although you are single, believe me, sometimes people keep away from you, not just because you are ugly and poor, but also because, you are too honest.
丨詞源/The Origin of the Word
微博評論區是個好地方，捕輿者總能從裡面學到好多新東西。
Weibo comments section is a good place, you can always learn a lot from there.
也不知道從什麼時候開始，微博下面的評論變成了這個格式：
Since when people leave comments like this:
（圖片來自微博截圖）
目前，網路上對於「老實人，孤立你」的出處，比較統一的說法是來自小時候編的順口溜——
Now, people believe "honest man, we isolate you" comes from a jingle which we always say when we were young.
馬屁精，孤立你，毛毛蟲，塞包里，上廁所，不帶你，鉛筆盒，扔樓里，值日生，全讓你……
（捕輿者一定是太老了，那時候的順口溜還是「小河流水嘩啦啦，我和姐姐采棉花……」）
與此同時，也誕生了很多相關的表情包：
At the same time, lots of relevant memes came along.
丨釋義/Interpretation
按照字典里的解釋，老實人應該是那種忠厚誠實，循規蹈矩，樂於服從並安分守己的人。
According to the dictionary, an honest man should be kind, honest, loyal, obedient and punctual.
這麼說來，老實人多少也算是一個褒義詞。但是，最近網路上的「老實人」變味了。
You may say, it sounds like that "honest man" is totally a commendatory term. Yes, but now, something has changed.
在社交媒體上，如果出現一件有意思的事情，大家一般都會「哈哈哈」、「666」、「老太太都不扶就服你」……
On social media, if there is a joke, a normal reaction is to laugh.
但如果有人很較真，看不出那是一個段子，也看不出別人是在開玩笑，繼而從學術角度、道德層面、技術高度，甚至是國際局勢和法律領域，大談自己的看法的話。這時，單純地看段子的人就會說：老實人，孤立你。
But if someone doesn t have a sense of humor, they didn t figure out that was a joke, and they will explain the joke from academic perspective, morality perspective, or even law and international situation. Afterwards, people who understand the joke would say: honest man, we isolate you.
「老實人，孤立你」其實就是對一本正經地解釋段子，或是大家都看破，但就他非要說破的「單純」的網友的調侃。
"Honese man, we isolate you" means people make fun of those who don t have a sense of humor and too serious.
對不起，繼「好人卡」後，你又多了一張「老實人卡」。
Sorry, besides "nice guy card", an honest man card is added in your pocket.
丨用法/Usage
（圖片來自華輿微信公眾號截圖）
丨相關/Related information
你心裡的老實人是什麼形象的？是武大郎，還是沙和尚，還是那個「不要金斧頭、不要銀斧頭，只要自己的破斧頭」的樵夫？（沒看過的童鞋請回幼兒園重念）
What do you think an honest man should be like? Are they Wu Dalang? Are they Sha Monk? Or the woodman that only wants his rusty axe back? ( please go back to kindergarten if you don t know who he is)
（圖片來自網路）
雖然大家心中都有一個輪廓，但老實人的形象並不好勾勒，為了給大家一個更直觀的印象，捕輿者遍覽各種典籍，終於找到了工作中的老實人的十種類型，請參考：
In order to give you a more clear impression of honest man, I looked up a lot of information, finally, I found 10 types of honest man at work:
（圖片來自互動百科）
不止如此，捕輿者還在海量的信息當中，為大家找到了一碗濃濃的雞湯，雞湯的名字叫《老實人，你為什麼不吃香？》：
More than that, I just found you a bowl of chicken soup for the soul, which is "Honest man, why you are not be well-liked?"
看了這篇文章，如果你有任何異議，捕輿者就孤立你！
We don t accept any different opinion, or, we will isolate you!
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