《老外怎麼看》S7小組賽：看來我們只需要獻祭掉歐洲LCS就行了

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FW VS TSM

How much does Sven need to die to taiwanese teams before they forgive him?

-Sven要死給台灣隊多少次，他們才能原諒他？

Despite losing all that weight Sven was nearly too heavy to carry

-儘管Sven減肥很成功，他還是太重了carry不動啊。

That 5 man Gnar ult was BEAUTIFUL

-這個納爾的五人大太漂亮了。

The roar of the crowd still has my heart beating!

-觀眾的呼聲讓我的心臟狂跳！

TSM fans ... NA fans ... Western fans after that Hauntzer Gnar ult

-TSM粉絲......不，北美粉絲......不，是西方粉絲在Hauntzer納爾大招之後的樣子。

How appropriate for Sven to play Gragas that game because I"m pretty sure he was drunk.

-Sven這場選酒桶真是合適啊，我覺得他肯定喝醉了。

I have heard them many times before, but those TSM chants after that incredible Haunzer ult just gave me fucking goosebumps. holy shit

-我聽到過很多次TSM！的呼聲，但是這次Hauntzer大招之後的TSM！呼聲真是令我悸動，太棒了。

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-現在的TSM粉絲。

WE VS MSF

Good guy WE trying to stay on schedule with this fast win.

-WE的好孩子們仍然在遵循著入圍賽時候的快速獲勝模式的時間表。

Ignar actually survived with 1HP

-Ignar當時真的只剩下1hp。

My first thought after the ban phase was that WE treated Misfits like a wildcard with the pure comfort bans...

-我剛看到BP時WE是怎麼對MSF的時候，我覺得WE把MSF當成了外卡隊。

They weren"t wrong

-他們沒弄錯。

Cleanest game of the tournament

-淘汰賽目前為止最乾淨利落的比賽。

Xiye: "Watch this magic trick, Imma make Misfits disappear"

-Xiye：「接下來我要表演的是：將Misfits弄消失。」

(妖姬台詞：接下來我要表演的是，將他們的血條弄消失)

IMT VS FNC

Even though I was rooting for IMT, I feel so fucking bad for Rekkles. I mean you can argue that he made the final throw but he tried so hard.

Just...oh man the struggle.

-儘管我是IMT粉絲，我也為Rekkles感到十分傷心難過。你可以說是他最後送掉了比賽，但是他此前是如此努力carry。

真的是很糾結。

it was a 4v6 tbh

-這場比賽是4V6。

Day 2. Cho"Gath 100% lose rate so far.

-第二天，目前為止選大蟲子的100%輸掉比賽。

"toplane has no impact in the game"

-所以說上單對比賽沒有影響的啦。

EU making Cho look balanced

-歐洲讓大蟲子看起來平衡了。

100% winrate day 1.

0% winrate day 2.

"See? Balanced." -Riot probably

-第一天大蟲子100%勝率

第二天大蟲子0%勝率。

RIOT：「看，特別平衡吧。」

This is worse than OMG, i am crying

-這比當年OMG的五十血還要糟糕，我都哭了。

Nothing beats that OMG game. Nothing.

-不不，沒什麼比五十血更糟糕的了。

It"s raining, isnt it?

-是在下雨，不是么？

everytime Soaz dies: NP Rekkles got your back

Rekkles dies one time: GG

-每次嫂子死了：沒關係，rekkles會carry的。

Rekkles死了一次：GG。

Live by the Rekkles, die by the Rekkles.

-因rekkles而生，也因rekkles而死。

AHQ VS C9

NA 3-0 we only had to sacrifice EU LCS.

-北美今日三勝，看來我們只需要獻祭掉歐洲LCS就行了。

EU is boom

-EU今天已經爆炸了。

We"ve gone 0-10 in a week in a previous Worlds. I"m still holding my breath.

-但是我們之前S賽的時候有過一周0-10的，我們還是先憋著吧。

Veteran NA fans know not to be excited.. It"s still week 1!

-老NA粉絲都懂，這還是第一周，還不是興奮的時候。

Never seen a Kog Maw heal people with his auto attacks. Cool!

-從來沒見過哪個大嘴用平A幫人回血的，真是cool。

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPACT

-Impact我們走。

LZ VS GAM

LZ: This is the worst strategy I"ve ever heard of! GAM Coach: Ah but you"ve heard of it.

-LZ：這是我聽說過的最差的戰術了！

GAM教練：啊？你聽說過么？

Weird shit strategy: 0.1% win

Regular strategy: 0% win

-骯髒奇怪的戰術：0.1%勝利的可能性。

常規戰術：0%勝利的可能性。

GAM forgot that LZ was a Korean team

-GAM忘了LZ是一支韓國隊伍。

GAM beat FNC in 24 minutes

LZ beat GAM in 24 minutes

Conclusion: LZ beat FNC in 0 minutes

-GAM24分鐘擊敗了FNC，

LZ24分鐘擊敗了GAM，

結論：LZ0分鐘就能擊敗FNC。

I knew it was over the moment I saw the old meta lane swap ward.

-當我看到那個老版本的換線眼的時候我就知道完了。

Well I guess that"s why we"ve never seen that strat before...

-好吧我想這就是為什麼我們從來沒見過這種戰術的原因。

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這場比賽的總結。

EDG VS SKT

-Me when EDG is taking first inhib at 24 mins and have a large gold lead.

-看到EDG在24分鐘拿下第一個高地，而且有很大經濟領先時的我。

(WOW，好棒啊。情況很好啊。這是不是太好了，看上去都不像是真的了。可能有什麼糟糕的事情要發生了。)

It was just too good to be true...

-是的，這太美好以至於不像是真的了......

Honestly EDG just isn"t what they previously were while SKT still is the same beast.

-說實話，EDG這場表現和以往不同，但是SKT依舊NB。

-以這張圖為界限，這場比賽可以分成兩個部分。

I feel sorry for the incredibly passionate crowd

-我真的為那些熱情的粉絲感到傷心。

So close yet so far..

-如此接近，又如此遙遠......

-這場比賽的SKT。

The biggest waste of time in life is worrying about SKT

-人生中最浪費感情的事情就是為SKT擔心。

I was literally on the edge of my seat this whole game. I thought EDG would actually win.

-我整場比賽都坐在椅子邊上看。我真的覺得EDG能贏下比賽的。

Father Kkoma, I confess. In the early game, my faith wavered. My soul was tainted. Tainted, by the tendrils of darkness that was EDG. It left its mark, leaving me confused and unsure. I was fooled into thinking that SKT, the Lord of Light himself, would crumble under the wrath of the Great Other. Tortured by Rumble, seduced by Xayah, and driven insane by Lucian I was. I was wrong. I sinned.

May the Lords Wolf and Bang strip me of my dignity. May the God Faker cleanse me of my doubts. May Father Kkoma wash away the darkness with which EDG has damned me. With Father"s blessing, I shall live alone in my basement, forever devout to the one and only SKT. Never shall the seeds of doubt spawn within my heart. Never will the horrors of EDG haunt my dreams.

Amen.

-我們在天上的父kkoma啊，我承認。在比賽初期，我的信心動搖了。我的靈魂被玷污了。EDG的卷鬚給我留下了黑暗與陰影，留下了痕迹，留下我的困惑和不確定。我以為，SKT，光之主，將在憤怒下崩潰。我被霞和盧錫安折磨的隆隆聲逼瘋了。我錯了。我犯了罪。

願wolf和bang兩位主無視我的尊嚴，願faker上帝洗清我的疑慮。願父kkoma這場黑暗的比賽中EDG使我產生的動搖。願主予我祝福。我將獨居，永遠將自己奉獻給唯一的SKT。心中永遠不被播撒懷疑的種子。夢中永不被EDG的恐怖所縈繞。

阿門。

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