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TSM VS WE

DO NOT HYPE TSM! I REPEAT, DO NOT HYPE TSM! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REMAIN CALM!

-不要吹TSM！我重複一遍，不要吹TSM！這不是演習！保持鎮靜！

I knew that it was all over for WE as soon as Sven randomly gave up first blood

-當Sven常規送出一血的時候我就知道WE完了。

The moment when 957 missed his flash taunt on a stationary TPing Cho, I knew the game was done.

-當957試圖嘲諷打斷大蟲子的傳送但是失誤了的時候，我就知道這場比賽完了。

Bjerg is pretty good

-比爾森看上去是個相當不錯的選手呢。

It"s too early in his career to be making those types of claims

-他太年輕了，你這麼說他不好。

Man he outclassed Xiye HARD in this game. I guess he knows how to play into Syndra pretty well.

-兄弟，他這場比賽完全壓制了兮夜。我想他一定很清楚怎麼玩辛德拉吧。

ya, he really knew syndras weakness and strengths, I bet he would be a pretty good syndra player as well.

-是啊是啊，他看上去很清楚辛德拉的弱點和長處，我想假以時日他會成為一個很擅長辛德拉的選手的。

He is probably gold or something

-他可能是黃金段位或者更高吧。

(這是一群人很愉快地玩梗，裝作他們不熟悉比爾森)

that xiye positioning lul

-兮夜這個站位笑死我了。

"Pick Syndra away from Bjergsen" only works if you can play Syndra.

-「從比爾森手裡搶辛德拉」只在你會玩辛德拉的時候才有用啊。

You know, I tend to agree with Doublelift. I』ve seen 8 games from Mystic and I』m not quite sure I think he』s as good as he was made out to be

-我都快同意大師兄的看法了。S賽以來我看了8場mystic的比賽，我不確定他到底有沒有他被誇的那麼好。

「Best ADC in China」 XD

-「中國最好的ADC」呵呵。

Uzi is best for sure. He can hypercarry like no other

-最好的毫無疑問是UZI，沒有人能像他那樣carry。

froskurinn just over-hyping WE like crazy. they struggled in a game against LYON yet she calls them a consistent team and the bests in China lol.

-貓貓就知道狂吹WE。他們連打LYON都那麼艱難，她還說WE是很穩定的隊伍，還是中國最好的隊伍。

FW VS MSF

That trundle pick was smart as hell.

-這個巨魔選擇真是太他喵聰明了。

1st game - 0 kills

2nd game - 0 deaths

-第一場比賽-0擊殺

第二場比賽-0死亡

All planned boys. Don"t panic!

-計劃通好么。不要驚慌！

FW - Korean Killers

MSF - Taiwan Killers ???

-FW-韓國殺手

MSF-台灣殺手？？？

Me watching this game when there"s 6 kills at 44 minutes

-看著這場44min只有6個擊殺的比賽時，我就是這樣的：

你們倒是動一動啊！

Someone get this man a GAM game, stat!

-誰給這個人來一場GAM的比賽，立刻！

Group D: TSM are the greatest and everyone else is trash?

-D組：TSM是最強的，其他的都是垃圾？

in the end we will learn everyone in group D is trash

-最後我們會懂的，D組的都是垃圾。

G2 VS FB

Clearly the EU teams got together to find a non-dog champ to win some games. The result was Trundle.

-顯然EU隊伍一起開了個會，找到了個不算SB的上路英雄來贏比賽——就是巨魔。

Soaz is going to play him against Longzhu and relegate him to a dog champ, better watch out!

-嫂子會在對LZ的比賽里用巨魔，順便證明這是個SB英雄的，你們等著看吧！

I suggest that we celebrate 7th of October as Trundle holiday in Europe.

-我建議我們將10月7號定為歐洲的巨魔節。

EU counts teams beginning in F

-EU可能特別擅長打F開頭的隊伍。

(今天FB和FW都被零封)

SSG VS RNG

THANK GOD the aggressive team won.

-謝天謝地，看到侵略性強的隊伍贏了。

Finally a team that drafts 3 losing lanes and actually loses the game with 0 kills

-也終於看到一個隊伍三線劣勢，然後終於被0封輸掉了。

UZI the true god of ADC

-UZI是ADC的真神。

loudest crowd so far for sure

-目前位置最大的歡呼聲。

INVEN"S REACTION TO THIS GAME PLEASE.

-我只想看這場比賽的INVEN評論，謝謝。

Daily reminder that Mystic was rated above Uzi in Worlds Top 20

-每日提醒：TOP20選手里Mystic排名比UZI高。

RIP pick ems

-大家的競猜是不是都掛了

Jatt: SKT came back from a bigger gold lead than thi -

mlxg: Fuck that.

-Jatt：SKT昨天比這經濟差大都翻pa......

MLXG：滾。

Uzi blew them up like a Note 7

-UZI把三星炸得就像Note7一樣。

SSG: Hey RNG, could we have a comeback?

RNG: You"re not SKT.

SSG: Understandable, have a nice day.

-SSG：嘿RNG，我們能翻盤么？

RNG：你們又不是SKT。

SSG：好吧，懂了。

Uzi played Tristana on a level doublelift could only jack off at night thinking about.

-UZI這把小炮的水平，大師兄只有晚上自慰的時候能想想了。

The day of 0 death wins

-零封之日。

SKT VS AHQ

Westdoor: god faker they abandoned me for another midlaner

faker: no worry dear child i will play your best champ to make them remember the sweet memories with you then you gucci

-西門：faker，他們為另一個中單拋棄了我。

Faker：別傷心孩子，我會選出你最擅長的英雄，讓他們看到想起和你的甜蜜回憶的。

When SKT was behind I knew it was over

-SKT落後的時候我就知道比賽結束了。

When SKT walked onto the stage I knew it was over

-SKT上場的時候我就知道比賽結束了。

For the last two games it seems like "how cocky can we be and still win the game" and the answer is "very cocky"

-最近兩場比賽看起來就像是「我們能做到送多少還能贏下遊戲」，答案看上去是「非常多。」

The answer is just ""yes""

-答案只是：「能贏。」

Should teams try inting against SKT instead

-所以說隊伍應該嘗試先送SKT優勢么？

C9 tried, didn"t work.

-C9試過了，不管用。

THis game is a prime example of why westdoor needs to play.

-這場比賽說明了為什麼西門要上場。

No... if westdoor is playing AHQ is way behind early

-不不，如果西門上場的話，那AHQ連前期優勢都沒了。

C9 VS EDG

If Shen is a dog champion then Soaz is a Chihuahua and Impact is a Great Dane.

-如果慎是個弱雞英雄的話，那嫂子是吉娃娃，impact起碼是個大丹犬。

(嫂子在之前推特里說慎是個dog champion，已經被各種嘲諷了兩周了)

A chihuahua at least has a bark, so it would be more accurate to say Soaz is a dead chihuahua.

-吉娃娃至少還能叫兩聲，所以確切點說嫂子是個死了的吉娃娃。

There is no dog champions, just dog players.

-沒有什麼弱雞英雄，只有弱雞選手。

EDG and choking at worlds. Name a more iconic duo!

-EDG和世界賽抽風，你能說出一對更鐵的搭檔么！

Analysts and overrating EDG.

-分析師和高估EDG。

At least they don"t have to swim home this year. They can simply walk.

-至少今年他們不用游回家，他們可以走回去。

Swim around the world once and back and then again.

-可以環球游一圈。

Jensen getting over 7k damage in a fight that lasted less than 10s holy...

-jensen這個10秒團戰打出七千多傷害真是見了鬼了......

EDG=Extremely Disappointing Gaming(相當令人失望的遊戲)

EDG=Extremely Dense Garbage(全是垃圾)

-下一次選擇題就可以變成這個了：到底是誰抽風更嚴重點，fnatic還是EDG？

Choose your favourite China choke: LGD 2015 vs EDG 2017

-選選你心目中的抽風最厲害的中國隊吧：2015的LGD vs 2017的EDG。

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