NBA里誰的髮型最辣眼睛！奇葩髮型最全合集|殺馬特冠軍花落誰家？

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NBA里誰的髮型最辣眼睛！奇葩髮型最全合集|殺馬特冠軍花落誰家？

Who has the worst hair in the NBA? (self.nba)

誰有著NBA里最差的髮型？

Which current NBA player has the worst hair? Some names that come to mind:

Elfrid Payton

Dario Saric

Iman Shumpert

Joakim Noah

Honorable Mentions:

Baron Davis

Chris Kaman

Andrew Bynum

Andrei Kirilenko

I probably missed a lot of them, but who is the worst?!

每當談起哪些NBA球員的髮型最爛時，下面這些名字就會自然浮現：

埃爾弗里德-佩頓

達里奧-薩里奇

伊曼-香珀特

喬金-諾阿

榮譽提名：

拜倫-戴維斯

克里斯-卡曼

安德魯-拜納姆

安德烈-基里連科

我也許漏掉了幾個，但是誰是最奇葩的呢？

[–]TimberwolvesBentumbo 106 指標 16小時前

Kyle Singler had some weird shit going on for a while

凱爾-辛格勒也曾經「殺馬特」過一段日子。

[–]ThunderLARRYORMAGIC 48 指標 16小時前

That shit is definitely still weird

（雷霆蜜）到現在我還覺得那時他很怪。

[–][OKC] Anthony MorrowNoblePilsner 13 指標 16小時前

Dude has a fucking man bun now.

這傢伙現在還玩起了「男士髮髻」的髮型。

[–]Warriorsandrewfdp071291 54 指標 16小時前

boozer

布澤爾啊

[–]Sunstoasty_-[S] 27 指標 16小時前

HOW DID I FORGET THAT

我怎麼能忘記他呢？

[–][OKC] Kyle SinglerA_Lax_Nerd 13 指標 15小時前

Boozer looked like he raided the company supply cabinet of all their black sharpies

布澤爾看上去就好像他把所有便利店裡的黑油都搶了塗到自己頭上一樣。

[–][WAS] Bradley BealWitNicky 128 指標 16小時前

Payton looks so stupid

小佩頓看上去太蠢了。

[–][NYK] Micheal Ray RichardsonMasochist45 43 指標 16小時前

I think it covers how much he looks like Cameron Payne

我覺得這展示了他看起來有多麼的像卡梅隆-佩恩。

[–][DET] Ben WallaceZeiramsy 17 指標 13小時前

Cameron Payne looks super weird to me because his face is just too small for his volume of hair. If he had a bigger head/fave it would look like a normal mini-fro (similar to Stanley Johnson or Wiggins).

我覺得卡梅隆-佩恩長得非常奇怪，他的臉太小了，完全和他茂盛的髮型不搭配。如果他的腦袋/臉再稍微大一點的話，看起來就好多了（就像斯坦利-約翰遜和維金斯那樣）。

[–]Lakersreevejyter 30 指標 16小時前

His hair looks like it smells bad too

他的頭髮看上去就很難聞。

[–][LAL] Magic Johnsonyoungtrece13 32 指標 16小時前

Honestly, i have a feeling it smells really good. You kinda gotta take care of it to maintain the volume and bounce to it

老實講，我倒是覺得他的秀髮聞起來一定很不錯。你需要花很多時間去維護這髮型的維度和彈性。

[–]Trail Blazersmm825 8 指標 13小時前

But, the sweat

但是，流汗後呢？

[–][LAL] Magic Johnsonyoungtrece13 6 指標 12小時前

All the more reason to wash his hair with nice chemicals

也就是增加了一個他需要用上好的洗髮水的原因。

[–]NetsSelfDeprecating 11 指標 16小時前

There"s no way that doesn"t affect his jumpshot.

這樣的髮型不可能對他的跳投沒有影響。

[–]Kingscoopsdad10 4 指標 14小時前

When the Kings and Magic just played each other, I spent half the game trying to figure out exactly what was happening with his hair. Best I could come up with was that he wanted a ponytail that goes towards the front instead of the back.

上一場國王對陣魔術時，我花了整個半場的時間盯著他看，想要搞清楚他的髮型究竟是怎麼回事。最後我能想出的最好的解釋就是他想要一個在正面扎個馬尾辮而不是把它放在腦袋後面。

[–]Spursstalefries 34 指標 16小時前

Chris Kaman looks he jumped so hard his hair fell right through his head and popped out of his chin.

卡曼看起來像是他跳的太用力了，以至於他的頭髮直接從頭底耷拉下來，並打到了他的下巴。

[–]regnald 5 指標 13小時前

Gravity is a bitch

重力毀了他的髮型。

[–][LAC] Chris Kamanjeremycinnamonbutter 5 指標 12小時前

What goes up must come down.

當然了，上升過後肯定會掉下來的。

[–]PistonsSnoaH_ 75 指標 16小時前

Definitely Aron Baynes

髮型最爛的當然要屬阿隆-貝恩斯了。

[–]Hornetsbubowskee 19 指標 16小時前

Don"t diss fat Sheamus

不許說肥胖版希莫斯的壞話。

[–]Pistonsthe_shins 7 指標 15小時前

I think it looks like he comes straight from an episode shoot of Vikings

貝恩斯的髮型看起來像他剛剛從《維京人》的拍攝現場出來。

[–][POR] Noah VonlehDrTom 21 指標 15小時前

Can"t forget the Vladimir Radmanovic braids!

到現在我仍然忘不了弗拉迪米爾-拉德馬諾維奇的小辮子。

[–]ClippersKyriesTinFoilHat 66 指標 16小時前

Didn"t someone post about how Payton"s hair actually affects his jump shot? lol.

難道沒有人說小佩頓的髮型已經影響到了他的跳投了嗎？哈哈哈。

[–]Lakersnochill95 53 指標 16小時前

I dont watch Magic games because of his stupid hair too lol

我不看魔術的比賽也是因為他那愚蠢的髮型。

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanCenturionPrime 36 指標 16小時前

It bothers me when he runs because it flops around all over the place.

當他跑起來的時候簡直辣眼睛，那叢頭髮被甩的到處都是。

[–][DAL] Dwight Powellrps215 59 指標 16小時前

Let"s be real that"s not why you don"t watch the magic

不搞笑，這肯定不是你不看魔術比賽的真正原因。

[–]Jazz_Seditious_ 54 指標 15小時前

Uh guys, what about Drummonds shoulder hair? How could you possibly forget that?

老哥們，那麼庄神肩膀上的毛髮如何？你們怎麼能忘記這個呢？

[–]Sunstoasty_-[S] 38 指標 15小時前

YO WHAT THE FUCK

喔，這特么是什麼鬼。

[–]KnicksISHLDPROBABLYBWRKING 17 指標 15小時前

Sooo that"s not a tattoo.. wow

哇，這居然不是紋身...

[–][DET] Ben WallaceZeiramsy 38 指標 13小時前

He shaved it once and his rpg dropped by one or so, leading our sub to conclude that a part of his powers are his hairy shoulders making other guys not want to box him out.

他曾經剔過一次，結果就導致他的場均籃板直接下降了一到兩個，從而SHH歸結為他一部分的力量就來自於他肩膀上的頭髮，從而讓其他傢伙不想和他卡位。

[–]Hornets765P 37 指標 16小時前

Dennis Schroder

丹尼斯-施羅德。

[–][MIA] Wang ZhizhiDopeMan93 30 指標 16小時前

He"s got the "Atlanta fuck boi" hair cut with the blonde patch and light fade.

他留著「亞特蘭大」，再加上一些零星的金黃斑點，而且還由深到淺。

[–]CavaliersGarfield-1-23-23 10 指標 14小時前

Did he start that in Atlanta? I always assumed it was some weird German thing.

難道是從他到亞特蘭大之後才開始剪得嗎？我一直以為這是他們德國那邊古怪的習慣。

[–][DET] Ben WallaceZeiramsy 15 指標 13小時前

He had it before but it"s no German thing, I can tell you that. The youth here right now pretty much uniformly looks like Macklemore.

他之前就留過這樣的髮型，但是這絕對不是德國人的習慣，這點我可以肯定。現在這裡的年輕人幾乎毫無例外的都留著和麥克勒莫一樣的髮型。

[–][MIL] Sidney MoncriefSidMoncrief 20 指標 15小時前

Jeremy Lin had some drastic ones.

Payton obviously is straight from hell.

I don"t get why LeBron doesn"t shave his head, he"d look so much better shaved. MJ started to lose his hairline, he shaved that shit off. I started to lose my hairline, I shaved that shit off. All the legends do it, come one Bron.

林書豪也留過一些非常辣眼睛的髮型。

小佩頓就真的是要丑瞎了。

我不知道為什麼勒布朗一直不剔光頭，我感覺如果他把頭髮全部剃完的話看上去會好得多。當喬丹開始謝頂時，他就直接去剃了個光頭；當我開始謝頂時，我也去剃了個光頭。每個傳奇都會這麼做，就差你了，勒布朗。

[–]76ersthefreeman419 6 指標 15小時前

Lin looked very weird with those cornrows

林書豪的玉米辮看起來也太奇怪了。

[–][NYK] Kristaps Porzingisearl_smith_thethird 31 指標 16小時前

Gordon Hayward looks like he"d be called a Nazi by Sam Bee

戈登-海伍德看上去就像他會被成為納粹一樣。

[–][IND] Rik SmitsKyleRaynerGotSweg 56 指標 16小時前

Don"t fuck with the Hairgod

別惹我們海飛絲男神

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