看完歪果仁有關奶爸的神語錄，父親節你最想對老爸說什麼？

爸爸總喜歡把愛藏在心底，難怪到了父親節，好多小夥伴都不知該如何跟老爸表個白。想想在成為你老爸之前，他或許也是個愛淘氣、愛搗蛋、三天不打上房揭瓦的熊孩子（偷笑），因為有你才煉成了一枚超級奶爸。看完明星大咖們的奶爸神語錄，你是不是要給自家老爸來好幾個贊呢？

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon,"Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?" He answered,"If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you."

小時候，有天下午我對我爸說，「爸爸，你能帶我去動物園嗎？」他回答說，「如果動物園想要你，那就讓他們來接你。」

——美國演員Jerry Lewis

If my father had hugged me even once, I d be an accountant right now.

如果我爸曾經哪怕一次擁抱過我，我現在也能做個會計。

——美國喜劇明星Ray Romano

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

我老婆對於養孩子是很善於分析的，可我不是。我覺得如果他們今後不錯，那就說明我是個好爸爸，付出了心血。要是他們不咋樣，那只能說他們隨了媽媽家那邊。

——美國喜劇明星Jeff Foxworthy

Lately all my friends are worried that they re turning into their fathers. I m worried that I m not.

近來我的朋友們都擔心自己會變得像自己的爸爸一樣。而我卻擔心自己不像。

——美國作家Dan Zevin

I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day.

我想讓兒子一天24小時都戴著頭盔。

——加拿大演員Will Arnett

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

我找到一個給孩子們意見的好方法，那就是先搞懂他們想要什麼，然後建議他們去做。

——美國前總統Harry S. Truman

By the time a man realises that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he s wrong.

當一個男人意識到自己的父親曾經可能是對的時，他通常有了一個總對他表示質疑的兒子。

——美國音樂家Charles Wadsworth

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