搞笑街坊：逗笑你經典的英語笑話 精彩英語笑話笑死人

Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。

The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

第一個說：「我聽到警報響了，快跳吧!」

The second one said, "But we"re on the 13 th floor!"

第二個說：「但是我們現在在第13層啊!」

The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

第一個尖叫著回敬他：「都什麼時候了，還這麼迷信!」

As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,

當計程車在遇到紅燈急剎車時，

I asked the driver, "Do you agree that "Time is money"?"

我問司機：「你同意『時間就是金錢』這種說法嗎?」

"Well, it"s a very common saying. 「

哦，這是一個普遍說法。

Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.

在這個問題上，誰會在意那麼多呢?」司機回答說。

"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.「

看，在車已經停止的情況下，里程錶上的數字還在跑。」我指著里程錶說。

"Oh, yes. You"ve got a point here. 「

哦，是的。你說的挺有道理的。

In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.

在這種情況下，時間對我們倆來說都是金錢。」司機補充說。

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.

由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。

The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest"s plate.

這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子里。

The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"

客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：「孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪?」

"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

「在捕鼠夾上，先生。」那小男孩說。

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