步行者曾想泡椒換佛祖？樂不思蜀的克萊：請把我交易到中國聯賽！

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泡椒換佛祖？樂不思蜀的克萊：請把我交易到中國聯賽！

[Wojnarowski] Indiana offered Paul George to Golden State for Klay Thompson (20 minute mark) (twitter.com)

[Woj]步行者曾向勇士尋求用保羅-喬治交換克萊-湯普森（談判只持續了20分鐘）。

[–]Bucks Bandwagonaligja 3551 指標 10小時前

Wow. I wish I could balk at the idea of trading my arguably 4th best player on the team for Paul George.

雄鹿球迷；哇，用也許是隊內第四好的球員換來喬治，多希望我們也能在這樣的交易面前猶豫一下。

[–]Jazzgotscill32 850 指標 9小時前

PG13 in a bucks uni would be pretty dope though

喬治穿上雄鹿的球衣肯定帥炸了。

[–]Thunderunderceeeeej 400 指標 8小時前

Those bucks unis look real good ngl

說實話，雄鹿球衣真的很好看。

[–]Mintastic 331 指標 5小時前*

Their two finals MVPs aren"t the ones who won a back-to-back MVP with one being unanimous.

Their 2-time(back-to-back) MVP is not considered their best player.

Their best scorer isn"t their best 3-pt shooter nor the most guarded.

Their 3rd best scorer is the one with the league record for the most points scored in a quarter and in 30min.

Their DPOY and all-nba player is the 3rd/4th best player on the team.

Their best player joined the team after they beat the league record for most wins in a season.

If their best 3-pt shooter didn"t exist, their second best 3-pt shooter would hold several league records instead.

他們（勇士）的兩個總決賽MVP並不是那個連續兩年、並且上賽季全票當選了常規賽MVP的那個人；

他們的連莊MVP並不被看作是隊內最好的球員；

他們的隊內得分王既不是三分投得最好的，也不是被防得最厲害的；

他們隊內第三好的球員是聯盟單節得分和30分鐘得分紀錄的保持者；

聯盟最佳防守球員以及進入最佳陣容的那個人在他們隊內只能算是第三/第四齣色；

隊里最好的球員是在上賽季他們打破聯盟常規賽勝場紀錄之後才加盟的；

假設他們的頭號三分手不存在，那麼隊里第二好的三分手便會保持幾個聯盟紀錄。

[–][DET] Richard Hamiltonmeherab 35 指標 4小時前

It"s a test against the injury gods now. If the warriors stay healthy I don"t see them losing a series. They will go up 2-0 every time and close out easily

現在只有老天爺能用傷病阻止他們了。如果勇士隊能保持健康，我不認為他們會輸掉任何一個系列賽——每次都將會是2-0開局，然後輕輕鬆鬆淘汰對手。

[–]Warriorsstersauce 3360 指標 9小時前

pacers: klay for pg

warriors: we don"t even know where klay is

pacers: oh

end talks

步行者：喬治換克萊，行不？

勇士：我們都不知道克萊現在人在哪…

步行者：噢。

談判結束。

[–]HawksMaczuna 1242 指標 8小時前

Klay arrives ten minutes before first game of 17-18 season on party cruise

proceeds to drop 60

克萊在離17-18賽季揭幕戰開始只有10分鐘前才從遊艇聚會裡嗨完回來。

然後就開始了單場60分的表演。

[–]Warriorsbronet 1082 指標 7小時前

Klay rides into the bay on a huge party boat, surrounded by Asian hunnies

He jumps down onto the pier and is met by his team

Kerr: "Klay, where have you been for the last 4 months, we have our first game tomorrow and you"ve gained atleast 30 pounds"

Klay lifts up his "I ? CHINA"- t-shirt and chuckles

Klay: "把我交給中國聯盟"

Steph: "Oh god he doesn"t even remember how to speak English anymore"

Next day Klay drops 60 in Khakis and flip flops.

克萊乘著一艘巨型遊艇到達了灣區，身邊滿是從亞洲帶回來的寶貝們。

他跳上碼頭，與球隊碰面。

科爾：「克萊，這四個月你跑哪去了？明天就是揭幕戰了，我看看——你胖了至少30磅吧？」

克萊不為所動，舉起他印著「I ? CHINA」的T恤，用中文笑著說：

「把我交給中國聯盟」1

庫里：「我的天！他連英語都忘了怎麼說了。」

第二天，克萊穿著休閑褲和拖鞋，在揭幕戰里輕鬆砍下60分。

1譯註：美國Jrs用谷歌翻譯的，應譯為「把我交易到中國聯賽」更為準確。

[–]RaptorsMrdicat 80 指標 8小時前

he gone

to China and never coming back

他走了

去了遙遠的中國，再也沒有回來

[–]TimberwolvesMorezingis 1271 指標 11小時前

A 1 year rental of PG, a guy who will absolutely request a Max, for one of the 3 best shooting guards in the NBA with tried and true chemistry on GS?

Okay, Indy.

勇士為了租用一年喬治——一個未來絕對會要頂薪的球員，卻要損失一個聯盟前三的得分後衛，還要破壞球隊已經形成的良好的化學反應？

好吧，步行者，真有你的。

[–]CelticsMJaylen 379 指標 10小時前

Not to mention, literally the best shooting guard for their needs. You can rate Derozan, Beal or McCollum higher than Klay if you want (i disagree tbh), but no one is better for the Warriors. All time great shooter and elite man defender. Perfect fit next to Curry

別提什麼前三了，克萊就是勇士最需要的那種得分後衛。你要是願意，可以儘管把德羅贊、布拉德利-比爾或者CJ-麥科勒姆排在克萊前面（說實話，我並不同意這麼排），但是，沒人比克萊更適合勇士了——歷史級的射手，頂級的防守能力——和庫里完美契合。

[–]ThunderBrotherSeamus 365 指標 10小時前

And he doesn"t bitch about not getting the ball.

而且，克萊不會像個娘們一樣喊著要球權。

[–]Cavalierslegodmanjames 242 指標 11小時前

I think warriors could convince PG to stay. By winning many guaranteed rings.

我覺得勇士如果得到了喬治，會說服他留隊的——畢竟未來幾年，冠軍幾乎都是他們的囊中之物。

[–]WarriorsDraymondsPeen 381 指標 10小時前

problem is having to max someone a year earlier probably reduces our contending window even if it makes the team better.

勇士球迷：問題是得到喬治後，儘管球隊可能變得更強了，但勇士必須比現在提前一年開出另外一份頂薪合同，而這會減小他們的奪冠窗口。

[–]RaptorsCanadianFlipper 829 指標 11小時前

0% chance the Warriors take that deal.

勇士同意這樁交易的可能性為0。

[–][CHA] Baron DavisHello_Dawl 293 指標 11小時前

But why. No way PG bounces from a Championship team.

為什麼呢？喬治不至於為了加盟湖人而離開一支總冠軍球隊吧。

[–]Warriors49GiantSharkWarriors 1016 指標 11小時前

still not a guarantee

and Klay fits better in our system

因為喬治不能保證留隊，

而且，克萊比喬治更適合勇士的體系。

[–]PelicansConsumedAM 533 指標 10小時前

More importantly, you don"t risk damaging the lockeroom with a big trade like this coming off a title. I don"t think it would be a well received move

更重要的是，作為衛冕冠軍，你不能冒險做出這麼大的交易，去破壞球隊的更衣室氛圍。我並不覺得這是一樁能讓勇士欣然接受的交易。

[–]WarriorsDubsFan30113523 245 指標 10小時前*

yeah you don"t mess with your core coming off a championship, that"s just asking for locker room tension when we have never had that problem

勇士球迷：沒錯，破壞奪冠的核心陣容是大忌，這只會造成更衣室氣氛緊張——而這種問題在我們球隊從來沒存在過。

[–]Wolves Bandwagongrpocz 48 指標 10小時前

Also...Klay is locked in cheaper for the next 2 years. VS. whoever having to pay PG max.

而且，克萊的合同還有兩年，薪水也相對較低；相比之下，喬治無論在哪都要拿頂薪。

[–][ATL] Dennis SchroderPacificBrim 142 指標 11小時前

In theory Paul George could play the exact role Klay plays and do it better. Again, I want to reiterate: in theory. He"s longer, more athletic, and just as quick defensively. Still an elite spot-up three point shooter but he can do more with the ball in his hands attacking closeouts.

理論上，喬治完全可以扮演克萊在勇士的角色，甚至會更出色。重申一遍，我是說理論上。喬治比克萊更高、運動能力更強、在防守端移動速度也同樣的快；喬治是聯盟頂級的定點三分投手，而且在面對對手的內線大個子拉出來防守時，喬治能夠持球做更多的事情。

[–]Timberwolvesmarkyellowstone 261 指標 11小時前

Nah Klay is better at the things he does than pg is

不，屬於克萊的任務，克萊一定比喬治完成得更好。

[–]WarriorsMixonsRightHook 281 指標 11小時前

Plus klay is klay. I"d legit feel so bad for him if they shipped him to Indy after all he"s done for this franchise

另外，克萊就是克萊，獨一無二。在他為勇士付出了這麼多的情況下，如果勇士還是把他交易到了步行者，我會感覺非常難受的。

[–]Thunderrabidbot 96 指標 10小時前

Everything about him just seems warriorsy. Can"t seem him elsewhere.

克萊的一切看上去都很「勇士化」。他不會去其他任何球隊的。