如羅斯加盟騎士，09-16的MVP都在騎勇陣中，騎士真是2011收集狂

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如羅斯加盟騎士，09-16的MVP都在騎勇陣中，騎士真是2011收集狂

ESPN報道：羅斯正與騎士商討一份一年期的協議。

如果達成，2009-2016年的所有mvp會集中在勇騎這兩支隊伍中。

[–][GSW] Jeremy Linptam 1754 指標 8小時前 

They should change the league name to WNBA: Warriors N Bron Association.

直接把聯盟的名字改成WNBA好了：(Warriors N Bron Association)勇士和勒布朗籃球協會

[–]Spursits_a_trapcard 2094 指標 8小時前 

But then people wouldn"t watch.

改了就沒人看了呀。（譯者註：此處指WNBA在美國慘淡的收視率）

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 [+1] 139 指標 6小時前 

And the league will only have Boogie left....

這樣全聯盟就只剩下考辛斯了。（譯者註：Jimmy Kimmel的惡毒推特環節上考辛斯讀到的推特里其被稱作emotional lesbian，也就是喜怒無常的拉拉，此外號由此流傳開來）

[–][GSW] Kelenna Azubuikegetsituated 160 指標 8小時前 

no can dunk but have good fundamentals

俺們不能扣籃，但是基本功好著呢。（譯者註：此梗來源於美國動畫片《飛出個未來》，原劇中接下來的台詞是「說的好像後者更有趣一樣」）

[–]Wizardsphalanx76 1233 指標 8小時前 

This is the new "Every finals since 1999-2015 had Kobe,Wade or Tim Duncan" stat.

新版的「1999-2015年每年總決賽都有科比、韋德或者鄧肯」

[–]NuggetsFatL3v3r 424 指標 9小時前* 

要是加上勒布朗，這個數據依然符合現實了。

[–]NetsKashMoney941 290 指標 8小時前 

Shit, forget adding. You can replace Wade with LeBron and it would still be true except for 2006

都不用說加上。把韋德換成詹姆斯，除了06年依然成立。

[–]Mavericks Bandwagonnmdarkie 216 指標 8小時前 

or James Jones

或者詹姆斯瓊斯。

[–]Clippersandy3172 1962 指標 9小時前 

That"s pretty fucked...

快船球迷：這數據看起來挺唬人的。。

[–]Celtics Bandwagonfdahood 1283 指標 8小時前 

Nah dude, don"t worry, it all trickles down.

哥們別擔心，先富帶後富，你們也會有出頭之日的。

[–]Rocketsunfuckthepine 462 指標 8小時前 

Trickle down parity, let the win creators do their thing and we all benefit.

這個先富帶後富的理論無異於把球星都堆積在頂尖的球隊中，然後剩餘的球隊都會獲利。

[–]CavaliersDeanBlandino 132 指標 6小時前 

That"s true. With only 2 true contenders 28 teams are all equally competitive. Never been so much equality.

沒錯。在這種情況下只有兩個真正的冠軍爭奪者，剩餘的28支球隊競爭力就一樣了。絕對公平

[–]ClippersMark_o131 170 指標 9小時前 

Lebron has won four. Curry"s in there with two and Durant and Rose both have one. Rose isn"t anywhere near as good either. Not as bad as it looks tbh.

勒布朗一個人就拿了4個mvp，庫里倆，杜蘭特和羅斯各一個。而羅斯現在連優秀都算不上了，更別提mvp級別的球員了。這個數據有點誇大事實。

[–]Lakersi_am_penis 236 指標 8小時前 

Yeah it"s really not that bad, the two teams only went a combined 24-1 in their conference playoffs this year. It"s not like they"re making the rest of the league irrelevant or anything.

嗯對，誇大事實了。勇騎總決賽前的戰績是24勝1負，也不是說他們讓其他的球隊完全不值一提了對吧？TX

[–][MIN] Bill CurleyConsentToTreatment 308 指標 9小時前 

"parity exists" "competitive balance"

別再跟我說什麼聯盟球隊實力平衡平等，我不信了。

[–]KnicksFoi_ 328 指標 8小時前 

our record was bad with rose but it was worse without him. i watched the knicks all year and rose isnt as washed as people think he is. dunno how you can call 18 ppg on 47% misleading or empty stats.

尼克斯球迷：羅斯在的時候我們戰績很差，羅斯不打的時候我們戰績更差。我看了尼克斯一整年的比賽，羅斯並不是像其他人想像的那樣完全廢了。18分47%的命中率這麼不值錢？

[–]Thunder BandwagonIbaka_flocka 8657 指標 10小時前 

"How old are you Derrick?"

"28"

"I"m sorry but we"re looking for someone mid to late 30"s"

"Check out these knees tho"

"SIGN HIM"

「羅斯你現在多大歲數了？」

「28」

「不好意思，我們找的是35-40歲的球員。」

「您上眼瞧瞧我這膝蓋」

交易達成。

[–]CavaliersAminElHassavag 1805 指標 10小時前 

Can we just keep him in bubblewrap until the playoffs start?

常規賽期間我們能用泡沫包裝把他保護起來留著季後賽用嗎？

[–]76ersflanjrenr 2557 指標 10小時前 

Imagine if 5/6 years ago someone told you Rose, Love, and Lebron might be on the same team in a few years

要是有人在五六年前告訴你幾年後羅斯樂福詹姆斯會在一支球隊。。。

[–]Magicplayboicartii 3911 指標 9小時前 

And not even be favorites for a championship

PS：而且還不是頭號種子

[–]NetsKashMoney941 206 指標 9小時前 

If someone told you in 2011 that in 2017, LeBron would still be the best player in the league, and would have that season"s MVP and MIP, in addition to that year"s #1 AND #4 pick on his team (all of whom besides LeBron are under 30), you would think this team would be an unbeatable dynasty for years

要是有人在2011年就告訴你詹姆斯六年後依然會是聯盟第一人，然後2011年的MVP（羅斯），最佳進步球員（樂福），狀元簽（歐文）和4號秀（TT）都會跟詹姆斯並肩奮戰（除了詹姆斯，其他人都不到30歲，榜眼德里克-威廉姆斯上賽季也在陣中），你會覺得這支球隊是一支無法戰勝的王朝球隊。

[–]76ersACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER 2997 指標 10小時前 

LeBron: "If you can"t set me up with another superstar, MVP caliber player, I"m leaving for LA."

Gilbert: "Say no more."

詹姆斯：「吉爾伯特，你要是再不給我找來一個mvp級別的超巨，我就要去湖人了。」

吉爾伯特：「得嘞您內。」

[–]Trail Blazersmm825 144 指標 10小時前 

Joakim Noah and his 4th place MVP are also available

MVP第四的諾阿現在也沒人要哦

[–]Celticssahsan10 1001 指標 10小時前 

I guess you can never have enough former top 5 picks

前五順位新秀，有多少來多少

[–]PistonsCavery1313 218 指標 9小時前 

Frontcourt will be loaded when they get Darko and Oden in there

Side note: Darko is younger than LeBron

再把米利西奇和奧登弄來，騎士前場就爆炸了。

另外提一嘴：米利西奇比詹姆斯還年輕。

[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsudont-YOLO-ragequit 140 指標 10小時前 

Great now TT need to focus on catching Derrick Rose when he drives instead of catching rebounds.

很好，現在TT只需要專註於接住落地的羅斯就行了，籃板啥的先放一放。

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