霍華德超越恩比德成新推特之王，他已正式加入喝洗澡水大軍！

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霍華德超越恩比德成新推特之王，他已正式加入喝洗澡水大軍！

Dwight Howard agrees with KD: he would indeed drink Scarlett Johansson"s bath water (twitter.com)

德懷特-霍華德加入了杜蘭特的行列：我也會喝斯嘉麗-約翰遜的洗澡水！

[–][HOU] James HardenDeezNuts0218 818 指標 7小時前

I thought they were just rumors up until this point, but now I have confirmed that Charlotte Hornets Dwight is the best version of Dwight we have had

火箭球迷：我原以為他們只是在散播謠言罷了，現在我確定黃蜂的霍華德將會是我們所見到最強形態。

註：此前有段子調侃斯嘉麗-約翰遜曾向杜蘭特表示只有奪冠才能有機會喝到洗澡水。 

[–]NetsGalactusAteMyPlanet 29 指標 6小時前

So 2nd time Dwight will deny LeBron"s path towards the NBA Finals.

所以霍華德會再次阻擊勒布朗的總決賽之路。

[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonMrVanillaIceTCube 7 指標 5小時前

while shooting 50-50-90. drink bathwater ---> shot so wet.

同時命中率達到50%-50%-90%。想喝洗澡水--->射得可真准。

[–]Bulls BandwagonLiquidgoldvelveeta 360 指標 7小時前

l like "don"t give af" dwight lmao

我喜歡那個什麼都無所謂的霍華德，哈哈 

[–]Hornets BandwagonCarolinaDeem 87 指標 6小時前

As a charlotte fan it"s nice to have someone like him. Hope he can play as well as he tweets.

作為黃蜂球迷，能擁有霍華德這樣的球員真棒。希望他在球場上能像在推特里一樣厲害。

[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonMrVanillaIceTCube 40 指標 5小時前

that"s a high standard b. he"s 2nd Team All-Twitter C after Embiid, idk if he can make 2nd Team All-NBA at this point in his career.

老哥你這個要求可不低啊。現在霍華德可是推特最佳陣容二陣的中鋒，排在推特第一中鋒恩比德之後，但我不確定目前的他是否還能入選NBA二陣了。

[–]throwawaynmb69 21 指標 4小時前

Dwights Twitter game is way better than embiid"s don"t @ me

霍華德的推特可比恩比德的那個牛逼多了，不要回復我。 

[–]SunsRomo_is_GOAT 6 指標 3小時前

Embiid"s is just something about the Process every time

恩比德每次發的推特都是關於「The Process」的內容。

[–]Supersonicsnorth_west16 7 指標 2小時前

Yeah he"s gone stale. Dwight is the new p4p Twitter King.

沒錯，恩比德已經是過氣網紅，霍華德才是新的推特之王。

[–]Lakersjon_snow_jones 30 指標 6小時前

He"s finally doing what Jon Jones already did: ditch the obvious choirboy act and go full heel

霍華德終於和喬恩-瓊斯做同樣的事了：告別他以前的唱詩班乖仔形象，徹底變身壞孩子。

註：

1、  喬恩-瓊斯是前UFC輕重量級冠軍，在MMA界被一致認為是目前世界上最好的選手之一。2015年4月24日因肇事逃逸並拘留，被UFC剝奪輕重量級冠軍頭銜並處以無限期禁賽處罰。

2、  霍華德是一名基督徒，高中時參加過學校的唱詩班。

[–]Celtics BandwagonTheMaskedBooty 24 指標 6小時前

Drinking bath water is pretty lit I wouldn"t say it"s a heel thing to do.

喝洗澡水多酷啊，我才不會說這是什麼壞事呢。

[–]Lakersjon_snow_jones 13 指標 5小時前

Oh for sure. I"d drink pre-boob reduction ScarJo bathwater.

But the choirboy act Dwight would never admit that. That dude might quote a bible verse or some shit.

Now he just admits it freely

確實是這樣，我也會喝縮了胸之前的斯嘉麗-約翰遜的洗澡水。

但是曾今那個唱詩班的霍華德肯定不會承認他會喝的，以前版本的他可能會在推特上引用一段聖經經文或其他什麼鬼東西來回復你。

現在他只是痛快的承認了而已。

[–]throwawayWPs 44 指標 7小時前

I would too. Is there a problem?

我也會喝啊，這還用問？ 

[–]Wizards BandwagonClickClackKobeShaq 104 指標 7小時前

Who wouldn"t?

有誰不會嘛？ 

[–]LakersILikeMyAssEaten 43 指標 5小時前

Scarlett Johansson"s Father?

可能斯嘉麗她爸可能不會吧？

[–]LakersNoahFHewitt 36 指標 7小時前

Ok surely we can top this. Let"s have competition on who can get the single funniest/ridiculous response from Dwight

好吧，我們可以把這條回復頂上去。讓我們來比一比誰能得到霍華德最搞笑的回復吧。

[–]WarriorsCCams 58 指標 6小時前

In a perfect world

Some fan: Dwight have my babies

Dwight: fuck that, you can have one of mine.

情形：在夢裡，純屬假設。

某球迷：霍華德搶走了我的寶寶。

霍華德：別扯了，我這麼多孩子，你隨便拿一個去吧。 

[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin 3 指標 5小時前

Who wouldn"t want that sweet child support tho?

誰不想從霍華德那得到一筆甜蜜的孩子贍養費呢？

[–]HawksK242 10 指標 4小時前

Tbh I"d let Dwight impregnate me just so my bloodline will have those glorious shoulder genes

實話說，我想懷上霍華德的孩子，這樣我的血統里就能擁有他那寬闊巨型肩膀的基因了。

[–]CommenceTheWentz 11 指標 5小時前

Anybody gotten ScarJo"s reaction to this? She could make a killing slinging that authentic bath water

有人知道斯嘉麗-約翰遜對此事的反應么？她可以憑藉認證的洗澡水而大賺一筆了。

[–]Spurswaitressinthesky 3 指標 3小時前

Doesn"t even have to be authentic... Who would be able to tell?

甚至不需要什麼認證，反正沒人能分辨得出……

[–]supremeViracocha 10 指標 6小時前

dwight has like 9 kids from 9 different women, hed drink any 8.5+/10"s drinking water

霍華德好像有9個孩子，分別是和9個不同的女人生的，所以他喝過8.5歲/10歲之間任何年齡段的洗澡水。

[–]SonSSBGoku 13 指標 7小時前

Dwight also agrees that Condoms are overrated

霍華德也會覺得套套的功效被高估了。 

[–][SAC] Chris Webbercalistorm 18 指標 6小時前

Am I the only person that wouldn"t drink her bath water?

我就不會喝斯嘉麗的洗澡水，只有我一個人是這樣么？

[–][TOR] Ed Davisnametakenalready 29 指標 4小時前

Yeah probably

估計是。

[–]Lakersbetterthanhalf 1 指標 7小時前

I don"t like drinking soap.

我可不喜歡喝肥皂水。 

[–][GSW] Jeremy Linptam 8 指標 7小時前

That"s not how baths work. The soap is neutralized by all her body juices and dirt. You"re just left with slightly diluted Scarlett Johannson.

洗澡的機理不是這樣。肥皂水中和了她的體香和體屑，留給你的將是稍被稀釋的純純斯嘉麗-約翰遜之味。

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