騎士和歐文失聯，球迷不惜瘋狂自黑進行招募！但得歐文仍難敵勇士？

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騎士和歐文失聯，球迷不惜瘋狂自黑進行招募！但得歐文仍難敵勇士？

[Zirm]Per Jason Lloyd, the Cavs can no longer even get Kyrie Irving on the phone

據記者報道，現在騎士已經無法聯繫上歐文。

[–][IND] Myles Turner13_PG_13 4381 指標 10小時前 

Punish him by trading him to a bad team! I"m just spitballing, but I dunno, how about........the Pacers!?

步行者球迷：別讓他好過，把他交易到一支爛隊吧！我有一個大膽的想法，步行者怎麼樣？

[–][LAL] David NwabaNaciremaBlack 1878 指標 10小時前 

Oladipo and Sabonis for Kyrie

奧拉迪波+薩博尼斯換歐文

[–]Knicksjohnhenryirons 650 指標 9小時前 

Pritchard"s ultimate revenge for Gilbert calling him out by saying they should have gotten more for PG13.

吉爾伯特不是公開說普里查德本應從喬治的交易中得到更多嗎？普總的報復來了。

[–]Suns BandwagonTimThomasIsMyGod 154 指標 9小時前 

I think I know a team even worse than the Pacers...

太陽球迷：我知道有一支球隊比步行者還爛。

[–][CHI] Nate RobinsonImRBJ 320 指標 9小時前 

Us

公牛球迷：沒錯就是我們

[–]NetsTrinidadsantiago 153 指標 9小時前 

Ayyyyyyyy wassup

籃網球迷報道嘍！

[–]Blazers Bandwagonmilksteak_over_hard 57 指標 9小時前 

i"d rather see lin + dlo lose in the first round than have the kyrie irving show lose in the first round. then again lin + lebron could be a lot of fun

同樣是止步第一輪，相比歐文的個人表演，我寧願希望看到林書豪+拉塞爾的組合。不過雖然這麼說，林書豪+詹姆斯肯定會很好看的。

[–]MagicBreak-The-Walls 229 指標 8小時前 

Phoenix, he won"t make the all Star team in the west.

來太陽吧，他到西部就進不了全明星了。

[–]Bokuto-san 306 指標 8小時前 

Not only that, but he won"t make the playoffs ever. That may be punishment enough.

不僅是一個賽季進不了全明星，他在西部永遠進不了全明星，這個懲罰夠不夠？

[–]Timberwolveswokethebears 1625 指標 10小時前 

If the earth weren"t round you"d think he fell off it.

要是地球真是平的歐文這會兒估計已經掉下去了。

[–]Timberwolvesjaggazz 261 指標 9小時前 

Maybe he"s herding goats with O J Mayo

歐文可能跟OJ-梅奧放羊呢。

[–]Cavaliersfadeawayslamdunk 714 指標 10小時前 

it"s like Kyrie fell off the edge of the Earth

歐文從地球邊緣掉下去了吧。

[–]SupersonicsXath24 65 指標 9小時前 

Wasn"t Kyrie doing an Asia tour for the past few weeks? How can he believe the world is flat when he has flown massive distances both in outreach and as a member of team USA?

歐文過去幾周不是在亞洲做活動嗎？他作為nba球員和美國夢之隊成員，飛了那麼多里程，怎麼還會相信地球是平的?

[–]LakersChaotic-Catastrophe 124 指標 9小時前 

Flat-earthers have tons of answers for questions like this, if you really want to know what they believe

你可以去問問認為地球是平的那些人，他們對於你這樣的問題可有精彩的回答。

[–]BiggityBates 27 指標 7小時前 

answers

Lets not get ahead of ourselves. More like plugging their ears with their fingers and screaming to not hear any evidence.

回答？

別開玩笑了，他們只不過是堵住耳朵，大喊大叫並拒絕聆聽任何駁斥他們的論據。

[–]Knicks Bandwagonaoifhasoifha 26 指標 5小時前* 

Honestly some of their "logic" is really impressive and completely consistent...as long as you accept some fucking insane premises. It"s like the framework for a really great sci fi/fantasy universe and in order to appreciate it, it requires the same suspension of disbelief.

說實話，只要你能接受一些十分tm瘋狂的前提，他們的一些所謂的邏輯其實還是挺有意思的，也挺連貫。這就好像一個科幻電視劇電影中架設出的宇宙，要想好好欣賞它，必須得壓抑自己內心的懷疑。

[–]ClippersGraymatters3 1081 指標 10小時前 

Dan Gilbert "Trade him to the Seattle Supersonics"

Altman "Umm they don"t exist"

Gilbert "I know"

吉爾伯特：「把他交易到西雅圖超音速去。」

奧特曼：「老闆，恕我多嘴，現在沒有西雅圖超音速啊。」

吉爾伯特：「我知道。」

[–]Wolves BandwagonHitEmWitTheEWGF 413 指標 9小時前* 

Kyrie Irving traded to the Phantom Zone for their 2019 top 15 protected first round pick, two future second round picks and General Zod"s expiring contract, per league sources.

根據聯盟的消息源：有關歐文的交易達成，歐文被換到幻影地帶，換來2019年前15順位保護簽，兩個未來二輪選秀權，還有佐德將軍的過期合同。

譯者註：幻影地帶為DC電影宇宙（多出現於超人漫畫）中的監獄，囚禁諸如佐德將軍這樣的大反派。

[–]Timberwolvessgthombre 160 指標 8小時前 

I thought Zod was still out with that neck injury?

佐德不是脖子受傷，還在休戰嗎？

譯者註：在電影和漫畫中，佐德被超人抹了脖子。

[–]Cavaliersmoses_lawn 732 指標 10小時前 

You"d think we made him take a science class or something

不知道的還以為騎士強迫他去學習科學了呢。

[–]SupersonicsAutoCompliant 413 指標 7小時前 

Kyrie: "Bruh, I was in a movie.. Wtf, why you call me 50 times??"

Cavs: "YOU WERE WATCHING A MOVIE WITH ANOTHER TEAM WEREN"T YOU!!"

歐文：「卧槽我看電影呢，你給我打50多個電話幹什麼？」

騎士：「你是在跟別的球隊看電影對不對？！」

[–][HOU] Moochie Norrisnonetimeaccount 1050 指標 10小時前 

and his trade value just dropped a little bit lower.....

eric gordon and tarik black in december. cleveland, you got morey"s number.

火箭球迷：歐文的交易價值又下降了一些。

十二月份用歐文換戈登+布萊克怎麼樣？記得call莫雷哦。

[–]CavaliersCrusty_Muffin_Top 375 指標 10小時前 

Throw in a couple hotdogs and you got yourself a deal.

騎士球迷：再加幾個熱狗就成交。

[–][HOU] Moochie Norrisnonetimeaccount 200 指標 10小時前 

hot dogs? we talking houston here. i"ll hook up some bbq.

火箭球迷：熱狗？這是哪？休斯頓！我給您弄點燒烤。

[–][CLE] Steve Kerrmichigandiscusbball 359 指標 10小時前 

Damn we don"t want to rob y"all

騎士球迷：卧槽真的？這不成了我們打劫嗎？

譯者註：德克薩斯州以燒烤聞名。

[–][HOU] Moochie Norrisnonetimeaccount 90 指標 10小時前 

this is crazy, but imagine....

pg- cp3

sg- krie

sf- james

pf- melo

雖然聽起來很瘋狂，但想想歐文來了以後火箭的陣容吧

控衛：保羅

得分後衛：歐文

小前鋒：哈登

大前鋒：安東尼

[–]RaptorsThaNorth 518 指標 10小時前 

Okay. Now imagine this...

PG - Curry

SG - Klay

SF - Durant

PF – Dray

嗯，好，現在來聽聽這個陣容：

控衛：庫里

得分後衛：克雷湯普森

小前鋒：杜蘭特

大前鋒：格林

[–]Spursdanielbauer1375 84 指標 9小時前 

It"s absolutely ridiculous that a top four (probably even top 3 at this point) team in the league adding another superstar and another prolific scorer STILL might not be good enough to beat the best team. Sheesh.

太tm瘋狂了，全聯盟前四的一支球隊（這會兒可能是第三）加一個超巨、一個超級得分手依然不足以擊敗勇士。

[–]KingsTheFoxKing5 779 指標 10小時前 

Wondering if this is a ploy from other teams to get his value down. Reporters do shit like this all the time for teams in exchange for inside info.

Either way, if this is true then Kyrie is being a big ol" bitch.

我在想這是不是其他球隊的陰謀，就為了讓歐文的交易價值下降。記者們為了得到其他球隊的內部消息，經常做這種事。

如果不是這樣的話，那歐文真的太婊了。

[–]Celticsshooknibba 206 指標 10小時前 

He"s probably not ignoring them... He just had a tour in Asia and as someone else pointed out this may be a tactic deployed by another team to cause his trade value to drop.

歐文可能不是故意不接電話吧。他剛在亞洲做完活動，而且別人已經說了，這可能是其他球隊降低歐文交易價值的策略。

[–]Cavaliersrichp1180 268 指標 10小時前 

text him then....see you on Sept 20th, be here, be ready to work, and be prepared to be in NE Ohio

不接電話就發簡訊唄：9月20號見，到時候準備好工作，也準備好在克利夫蘭度過接下來的賽季！

[–]Lakersdastriderman 73 指標 10小時前 

You dont foresee any chemistry/locker room issues?

這樣的話化學反應和更衣室不會出現問題嗎？

[–]Heat BandwagoneggpIant 224 指標 10小時前 

I would gladly take locker room issues over starting Derrick Rose and God knows what crap they will get for Kyrie

我寧願更衣室出現問題也不願意讓羅斯和其他歐文能換來的垃圾首發。

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