球員經典垃圾話盤點：蓋伊躺槍，老司機飆車，大鳥我一其隨！

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球員經典垃圾話盤點：蓋伊躺槍，老司機飆車，大鳥我一其隨！

In 2012, during a game against the Grizzlies, the then rookie Charlotte Bobcat Bismack Biyombo told Rudy Gay "this is my house" to which Gay responded: "you have seven wins, it"s everybody"s house." (self.nba)

 2012年，在一場對陣灰熊的比賽中，當時的山貓新秀比永博跟魯迪-蓋伊說：「這是我的地盤」。然後蓋伊回了一句：「你們才贏了七場，這就是人人可來的公共場所」

What are other examples of bad/great trash talking? Alternatively, are there stories/videos of young players, freshman/sophomores, getting in the faces of the older vets?

 還有哪些史詩級的垃圾話對決？或者，還有有沒有什麼年輕球員（一、二年級生）怒噴老將的視頻或者故事？

[–]RocketsTexasFoLife 2839 指標 13小時前*

Bismack Biyombo back at Rudy: Yeah...well..... Your last name is gay! ahahahaha gottem

比永博又回蓋伊了一句「是啊，怎樣，你還姓gay呢」，哈哈哈哈哈哈沒話說了吧

[–]Lakers BandwagonLiaM_CS 1435 指標 11小時前

Bitch sit down, biyombo

婊咂坐好！比永博！

【注】Kendrick Lamar 的「Be Humble」歌詞，聽起來很像Biyombo

視頻：網友惡搞Kendrick Lamar的Rap

[–]PM-ME-A-NUMBER 2407 指標 8小時前

For whatever reason, the Raptors played an exhibition game against the Knicks in Ottawa, Ontario in like, 2001? My dad worked for a big company and Ottawa"s not exactly a baskebtall town so we got floor seats (not courtside) and I could hear everything.

Late in the game, someone on the Knicks blew past an ancient Charles Oakley for an easy layup. The guy said something like:

"You gotta keep up old man!"

and Charles Oakley replied:

"I just wanted to see the back of jersey so I could know the name of the ugliest fuck on this planet"

不知道是什麼原因，猛龍在安大略，渥太華，和尼克斯打過一次表演賽，大概是2001年？我爸當時給一個大公司工作，而且渥太華不是嚴格意義上一個熱衷於籃球的城市，所以我們拿到了底層的座位（不是場邊的），當時我啥都聽的一清二楚。

比賽末端，尼克斯有個人一步過了老年奧克利上了個很輕鬆的籃，然後那個人回頭說了句：

「老哥你要跟上啊」

奧克利就回了一句：

「我就是拖後面瞅瞅這個全地球最丑的醜比叫什麼名字」

[–]RaptorsSlimeShit 29 指標 7小時前

What a legend

真是個傳奇。

[–]SpursI_call_it_dookie 346 指標 8小時前

This is by far my favorite one.

這是這個貼里到目前為止我最喜歡的一個。

[–]9yearoldpops 2847 指標 12小時前

I went to a Jazz Clippers preseason game last year in SLC and during the 4th quarter they said that if someone on the Clippers missed 2 free throws in a row, everyone would get free chicken sandwiches from Chick Fil A. With about 8 minutes left in the fourth I snuck down to about 6 rows behind the Clippers bench where Deandre Jordan was heckling everyone in the stands. (It was preseason, none of the starters were playing) Ray Felton went to the line and missed the first one and the crowd erupted. When he made the second free throw, Deandre Jordan got up and started yelling at the crowd, " Not today! Buy ya own chicken sandwiches tonight!" I was pretty entertained.

我去年在鹽湖城看了一場爵士和快船的季前賽，然後第四節期間，他們說如果有快船球員連續罰丟兩球，所有人都有免費的連鎖店雞肉三明治吃，大概第四節還剩下8分鐘的時候，我溜到了離快船板凳席只隔6排的座位上，當時小喬丹在怒懟觀眾席的人（季前賽，所以首發們都沒打）。這時費爾頓當時上了罰球線，第一球罰丟了，然後觀眾席就沸騰了。當他第二球罰中之後，小喬丹站起來對著人群喊「今天別想了！今天份的雞肉三明治還是自己買吧」我當時還覺得挺有意思的。

[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 886 指標 11小時前

The only time I"ve ever had Chic Fil A was when Cole Aldridge missed two in a row. I will never be able to thank him for the free lunch.

我惟一一次吃到免費三明治是科爾阿爾德里奇兩罰不中的時候，我一直沒機會謝謝他請我吃了頓飯。

[–]9yearoldpops 302 指標 11小時前

I am a Clippers fan, but I was really hoping that they would put DJ in just so we would have someone with a chance of missing two in a row.

我是快船球迷，但我真的希望他們讓小喬丹上場，因為這樣才有可能出現兩罰不中情況的人。

[–]MavericksShmitles 2289 指標 11小時前

It"s not a specific instance, but Dirk will tell people "You should learn Chinese because you"ll be in China soon."

也不是某一個具體的什麼場景吧，但是諾維茨基會和別的球員說：「你們該早點學漢語了，因為你們肯定過不多久就要去中國打球了。」

[–]TheIceRasta67 451 指標 9小時前

Marbury took this literally

然後馬布里就信以為真了。

[–]work-redir 107 指標 8小時前

Yeah the dudes killing it out there. Good for him.

但是他在中國混的很好啊，他真的挺棒的。

[–]Maverickssaltywings 198 指標 8小時前

Dirk is cold man. Parsons and him would go out to dinner and Dirk would make Parsons pay saying it was his money anyways lol.

德克冷酷的不行。帕森斯和他會一起出去吃飯，然後每次諾維茨基都讓帕森斯掏錢，然後告訴他反正你拿的也是我的薪水哈哈哈哈。

[–]dadditor2 222 指標 7小時前

「Just remember, the Mailman doesn』t deliver on Sundays, Karl.」 – Scottie Pippen

It was Game 1 of the 1997 NBA Finals, Chicago Bulls vs. the Utah Jazz. Karl Malone had the opportunity to give his team the lead with 9.2 seconds, as the score was tied. Scottie Pippen dropped this line on him before he shot from the charity stripe. Malone missed both free throws. Pippen was right.

「記住，郵差周日不上班」——皮蓬

【注】「deliver」有達到標準，做出優秀表現的意思。

1997年NBA總決賽第一場，芝加哥公牛對陣猶他爵士，馬龍在還剩9.2秒的時候得到了幫助球隊領先的機會，當時比分打平。皮蓬在他上罰球線（送分線）的時候說了這句話，然後馬龍就兩個球都罰丟了。皮蓬說的沒毛病

[–][TOR] Hakeem OlajuwonStephCurryToTheCavs 1628 指標 13小時前*

Paul Pierce to the Teague Brothers: "Y"all the ugliest brothers in the league by far."

（籃網對陣老鷹 ）皮爾斯對蒂格兄弟說：「你們是聯盟至今最丑的兄弟倆了」

[–][TOR] Amir JohnsonIanicRR 1050 指標 12小時前

It"s even better because Marquis was on his fucking team and he"s still giving him shit.

尤其是馬奎斯-蒂格還TM跟皮爾斯是一隊的，然後他還是照噴不誤。

[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzkidanbrandanowitz 469 指標 11小時前

Unlike Paul and his dashing good looks

不像皮爾斯自己擁有如此帥氣的面龐。

[–]HornetsYizWasHere 52 指標 11小時前

How he adds in "by far" is the best part

他還加了個「到目前為止」在句子里，是最騷的。

[–][NYK] Steve Novakalexyxray 325 指標 11小時前*

my ranking of the best looking brothers

The Currys

The Gasols

The Morii

The Teagues

The Lopezs (Robins so ugly it makes them last)

Paul Pierce clearly didn"t do his research

我對長得最帥的兄弟排行是

庫里兄弟

加索爾兄弟

莫里斯兄弟

蒂格兄弟

洛佩茲兄弟（羅賓太丑了，所以他們排最後）

皮爾斯顯然沒好好調查就隨口亂噴。

[–][CHI] Joakim NoahthemiddlestHaHa 598 指標 11小時前

IMO the most memorable once recently was Kevin Garnett telling Melo that his wife tasted like honey nut cereal.

我覺得最令人印象深刻的是加內特說安東尼老婆嘗起來像是蜂蜜堅果麥片。

[–]BucksVoltron12 228 指標 11小時前

God bless Kevin Garnett

上帝保佑加內特。

[–]BullsLeagueOfJarman 47 指標 8小時前

My favorite of KG"s.

我最愛的加內特瞬間。

視頻：加內特最搞笑垃圾話：http://weibo.com/tv/v/FeBY17969?fid=1034:90f5a9a190720374b5fd003a10c1ae55

[–]HeatSteelsammy 672 指標 11小時前

Well, Larry Bird was apparently a god-tier trash talker. He walked into the locker room before the All Star three point contest and said "which one of you motherfuckers is coming in second?" He then won the contest.

I wish more players would talk shit on the All Star break. Make things more interesting.

很明顯伯德是上帝級別的垃圾話大師。他在全明星三分大賽開始前走進更衣室說「你們這些小王八羔子誰準備拿第二？」然後拿了冠軍。

我希望更多的球員能在全明星周末期間講講垃圾話，這樣會更有趣一點。

[–]Lakerscoolbreeze365 327 指標 10小時前

I read during games he would tell his defender exactly what he would do and where he will pull up to shoot and he did just that. He knew he couldn"t be stopped even if the dude knew.

我讀到過說，伯德會告訴防守他的人具體他會幹什麼，以及會在哪裡拔起來跳投，然後就做到了。他知道就算對手知道也不能阻止他。

[–]76ersLeafySeahorse 242 指標 10小時前

"Seattle』s Xavier McDaniel was once guarding Bird when Larry explained to him on the court, "I』m going to get the ball right here and I am going to shoot it right in your face." Bird got the pass, found the spot he told McDaniel he would and then buried the shot. "I didn』t mean to leave two seconds on the clock," Bird told McDaniel after the bucket."

「超音速的澤維爾-麥克丹尼爾有一次防守伯德，當時伯德在場上給他解釋，「我要在這接球，然後顏射你。」伯德接到了傳球，找到了他告訴麥克丹尼爾的那個地方，然後命中了跳投。「我沒想給你們多留下兩秒鐘的，」伯德在命中之後跟麥克丹尼爾說道。

[–][MIN] Andrew Wigginsnrag726 39 指標 8小時前

In a game against the Bulls, Doug Collins chose to guard Bird using Ben Poquette. Bird felt insulted that Collins chose to guard him with a white guy, said he was going to score a bunch of points, then proceeded to do so.

有一場對陣公牛的比賽，道格-柯林斯選擇本-波奎特伯德。因為柯林斯選擇用一個白人來防他，伯德覺得被侮辱了。於是他說自己要得一堆分，然後就實現了自己的話。

[–]Sunsiguanamac 331 指標 11小時前

Tim Duncan had a unique way of bantering. He"d give his opponents advice and encouragement.

鄧肯飆垃圾話的方式就很不一樣。他每次都用忠告和鼓勵擊垮對手。

[–]SpursATXBeermaker 142 指標 8小時前

Tim Duncan will tell you exactly how to defend him and still go down and absolutely destroy you. Then he"ll say some shit like, "Good job, man. I just got lucky is all." Straight savage.

鄧肯會告訴你該如何防守他，然後他還是會輕鬆的在到低位擊毀你。丟下一句「乾的不錯，我蒙的蒙的」。太殘忍了。

[–]Knicks BandwagonJeff-Van-Gundy 137 指標 11小時前 

there was that time where DMC was trying to bully Tim Duncan towards the end of a close game. Tim Duncan just lit him up. DMC also got suspended for confronting Sean Elliott (spurs commentator) after the game

有一次考辛斯在比賽快結束的時候想欺負鄧肯。鄧肯直接把他怒火點燃了，考辛斯因為賽後跟肖恩-埃利奧特對峙還遭到了禁賽。

【注】肖恩-埃利奧特——馬刺評述員

[–]scarman92 11 指標 8小時前 

jesus timmy blocked him like 5 times

天哪，當時鄧肯好像帽了他五次。

[–][MEM] Tony AllenDeathmonkey18 47 指標 7小時前

In 2009 the lakers were killing the Grizzlies In LA and Kobe ran by the Grizzlies bench and said "God damn A.I. You"re coming off the bench for these sorry mother fuckers!" Two days later Iverson left Memphis. (Heard this from a sportswriter for the Memphis newspaper)

2009年，湖人當時在洛杉磯狂虐灰熊，然後科比在跑過灰熊板凳席的時候說：「真是難過呀，你堂堂艾弗森，居然要給這些沒種的菜雞打替補！」兩天後艾弗森就離開了灰熊（從一個孟菲斯當地報紙的體育寫手那裡聽來的）

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