王可可,九分的爸爸喊你回家吃飯
昨天小蜜的朋友圈被一條快速致富的微博消息刷屏了,具體信息如下:
大家紛紛出動,搶票扒火車北京集合,
以為人生小目標就要實現了:
正當大家群策群力,摩拳擦掌的時候,事情出現了反轉,
官微的王可可是個碧池,出來闢謠:
突如其來的闢謠,不少人覺得晴天霹靂
人生啊,就是這樣起起落落落落落落落落落~~
作為狗生贏家的王可可,主要是因為有一個人生贏家的霸霸,王思聰,小蜜注意到除了有很多多多多多的錢之外,其實國民老公也是個學霸,據說還親口承認自己雅思9分,要知道很多考官都考不到9分哦。
具體國民老公英語怎樣,小蜜找到了BBC的一段採訪視頻:
採訪字幕
B: Hello!
S:Hello.
B:Ni hao.
S:Ni hao.Good evening.
B: I m Billie.Lovely to meet you.
S: Please come in.
B:Thanks so much. Those are cool shoes.
S:Yep, thank you.
B:I ve never seen shoes like that before. I m sorry to subject you to my socks that are from a pound shop.(論在思聰面前如何不露聲色的哭窮)
S:Oh, no, it s fine.
B:Wow! This is a nice flat.(注意是大平層哦)
S:Thank you.
(Sicong s father sent him to boarding school and university in the UK,so he didn t experiece the rigid Chinese school system.)
B: Do you think that part of the reason gaming is so popular here is because people kind of actually enjoy living in the fatasy worlds that they explore in the games more that their lives here, that are just, you know, dictated by their parents expectations and all the pressure of school?(有種要黑我大天朝的感覺了)
S:It s really the pressure of escaping from the mundane life, the day-to-day life, of really just school and home and just studying all the time.
B: Is there any way to escape the system here?
S: Well, I think escaping the system would be suicide. First of all, your parents would probably kill you,yeah,because there is really no way...Unless you are extremely confident and extremely stupid, there s really no way of succeeding outside the system.
B: Being an adult is really knowing who you are, but over here is feels like people tell you who you are.(又開黑)
S: The state chooses what s mainstream and you have to conform to that. If your ideas are not mainstream, then you re wrong, but , of course, everyone has their own ideas, so what they do is they put on a mask and they go forward in life with the mask. Why is online gaming becoming so poplular in China? Because once you go online you can take off that mask and say whatever you really think instead of what is mainstream.
B: Do you think that the lack of freedom here leads to people being unhappy?(ORZ,不要以為長得像冰與火的龍媽,我就不譴責你了,BBC 記者動不動就開始挖坑)
S: I think at some point you just accept it.
B: Do you think...
S: That s why you don t see many people protesting in China,
I suppose.
B: You don t see many people protesting in China?
S:Yeah, because they realise...some point in time, some point in class, that even by protesting they can t change much.
B:Shally I come over here and start a gang, start a movement?(小姐姐,你是要搞事情哦)
S: They could arrest you for that, so it s ...I mean, in China, where the line is really quite questionable. We don t really know where the line is. The laws are not very explicit.
聽完視頻,看完字幕,
只記得了思聰霸霸完美的英音和清晰的思路。
不論從流利度,發音,
還是語法和單詞,
這個9分都是大寫的服的。
考鴨們也可以學習一下思聰老公的發音和表達,感受下9分的英音。
其實思聰霸霸看起來玩世不恭,紈絝子弟,
現在看起來不論是學習還是投資上,
都還是很有頭腦,也十分努力的,
這次百萬尋找王可可事件說不定又是一個完美的營銷案例。
不說了,這麼有錢的人還這麼努力,
我還在浪費暑假的大好時光,
趕緊好好複習去~~~
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