科爾：如果能重來，我要當克萊丨克萊才是勇士隊內的人生贏家！

科爾：如果能重來，我要當克萊丨克萊才是勇士隊內的人生贏家！

Steve Kerr: "If I could do it all over again, I would be Klay. I mean it. I want to be Klay. He"s got it figured out."

史蒂夫-科爾：「如果能重來，我要當克萊。此話當真。我想成為克萊。他算是活明白了。」

[–]Yasuminomon 933 points 6 hours ago

Totally agree. if I could be any current nba player, I"d go with Klay. Being a millionaire, on the best team in the league, in Cali, not the focal point of the team but still essential (so less pressure), one of the best shooters in the league, hot girls on Instagram.

完全同意。如果我能成為任意一名現役NBA球員的話，我也會選克萊的。百萬美金兜里揣著，聯盟最強球隊待著，好山好水的加州住著，球隊的最核心焦點在別人身上落著，卻依然有關鍵職責擔著（所以壓力更小），聯盟最強射手之一當著，Instagram上的熱辣姑娘泡著。

[–]WarriorsMyOtherAltIsAHuman[??] 381 points 4 hours ago

Plus, the dude just doesn"t seem to be bothered by anything.

Durant: How am I going to fit in with this team?

Steph: I"ll give up touches.

Draymond: I"ll focus on defense.

Klay: I"m not giving up shit.

以及，這哥們似乎完全不會被任何事打擾到。

杜蘭特：我要如何融入進這支球隊呢？

庫里：我會減少觸球。

格林：我會專註防守。

湯普斯：老子啥都不放手。

[–]49_1 163 points 5 hours ago

i want to be lebron james so i can just walk around in his muscular physique and feel like a demigod.

我想變成勒布朗-詹姆斯，這樣我就能帶著他的一身肌肉四處逛逛，體會一下半人半神的滋味怎樣。

[–]Knicksbrohymn 116 points 3 hours ago

Except Lebron works so fucking hard day in and day out to have that muscular physique. Klay walk around like he just dont give a shit.

Jk, he probably works equally as hard on shooting.

然而勒布朗日日夜夜辛苦地要死，才搞出那一身魔鬼筋肉的。四處溜達的克萊就像是「鍛煉關老子毛事」似的。

就TX一下，克萊的投射訓練大概同樣努力。

[–]Jazzfrozengash 92 points 4 hours ago

But Klay has a hairline appropriate for his age.

但比起勒布朗，克萊的髮際線更匹配他的年齡呀。

[–]Lakersso-cal_kid 17 points 5 hours ago

Also his mom is hot. Not that it matters to him but I just wanted to mention that.

同時克萊的媽媽很火辣。和這事沒太大關係，但我就是想提。

[–]SupersonicsKaono 63 points 3 hours ago

Just looks like Klay in drag

看著就像是女裝版的湯神。

[–]HeatDunkcity239 15 points 5 hours ago

I just looked on his IG and see no hot girls

Ins上的熱辣姑娘...我剛去他Ins看了，沒有熱辣姑娘呀？

[–]Cavaliers Bandwagonkenny10100 22 points 5 hours ago

新聞配圖：Ins網紅Abigail Ratchford非常想讓人們知道她和克萊共赴了生命的大和諧。

[–]Bullsregnald 10 points 3 hours ago

It doesn"t work like that for Klay... The hot girls want HIM on their IG. He wants nothing to do with most of them publicly

不是克萊的Ins上全是辣妹...是辣妹們全都在她們的Ins上想要克萊。克萊不想和她們中的大部分人公開互動。

[–]Bullsdreamz7013 248 points 6 hours ago

Easily my favorite NBA player right now. Play ball, smoke some, play with your dog, slide into DMs. I feel we might never hear from him after he retires.

克萊輕輕鬆鬆就當選為我現在最喜歡的NBA球員。打打籃球，嗨*河蟹*，逗逗狗，撩撩妞。我感覺一旦他退役，我們可能就再也聽不到他的消息了。

[–]SupersonicsjrpTREY5 165 points 3 hours ago

Did anyone see the first twitter reply? Im fucking dying LOL

有人看到原文推特下面的第一條回復的配圖么？我笑壞了哈哈哈哈。

[–][GSW] Andre Iguodalaandyjs 67 points 6 hours ago

We"ll only hear of him from the occasional Insta model who screenshots his DMs and tweets them.

"Good to see Klay"s still out there and hasn"t changed"

退役後，我們只會偶爾從哪個網紅模特那裡聽說他的消息，她們會把湯神發的消息截圖，然後發在推特上。

「很高興見到克萊還在這兒，一點沒變。」

[–]New Jersey NetsDMKarwoski 156 points 7 hours ago

What I"m saying is I want the toaster

Kerr

我的意思是，我想要那台烤麵包機。

科爾說。

[–]muzinger 119 points 5 hours ago

So is Klay"s official nickname The Toaster yet? I mean, it really should be.

所以克萊的官方外號現在變成烤麵包機了嘛？如果還不是的話，真應該改改了啊。

[–]MavericksWolfFangFist93 44 points 5 hours ago

fuck man thats amazing. idk how that hasnt caught on here yet

卧槽老哥這可真帶感。我不知道為什麼這個梗居然沒有廣為流傳。

[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonCarstar360 8 points 5 hours ago 

Lmao where have you been the last 6 months?

笑死我了，你這是斷網了6個月么？

[–]drleeisinsurgery 128 points 6 hours ago

Klay seems like the happiest guy in the league. He"s plays hard, wins, keeps his mouth shut, spends his time hooking up with IG models and reading Harry Potter.

KD could learn a lesson from Klay.

克萊似乎是聯盟里最開心的傢伙。他努力打球，贏得勝利，口風很緊，把他的閑暇時間用在勾搭Ins上的網紅模特和讀哈利波特上。

杜蘭特真應該從克萊這兒學一課啊。

[–]HeatBailysmmmCreamy 80 points 5 hours ago

「keeps his mouth shut」

He did have that rather infamous quote in the 2016 finals...

「口風很緊」

他在2016年總決賽期間可是發表了一些影響不小的爭議言論...

[–]drleeisinsurgery 27 points 5 hours ago

About hurting LeBron"s feelings?

關於傷害到詹姆斯感情的那些[譯註1]？

[譯註1]：在總決賽第四場結束之後，湯普森曾經表示：「如果人們聽到別人說不利於自己的話，那麼感情就會受傷。我猜詹姆斯就是感情受到傷害。」

[–]Warriorscooperred 2 points 5 hours ago

Which nobody in the media really talks about anymore, since he keeps his mouth shut about everything else

然而現在沒有哪家媒體還在討論這事了，因為克萊除這以外的所有事情上都口風很緊。

[–][SEA] Detlef SchrempfPaulTheOctopus 7 points 4 hours ago

I can"t blame him. I"ve heard the Thompson Dynasty over in China has foundations so sturdy that not even Genghis Khan could shake them.

我沒法責備他。我聽說在中國，克萊王朝已經是如此的根深蒂固，就連成吉思汗都不能撼動他的版圖。

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