韋德將加盟騎士，詹韋再次聯手統治東部，休賽季要讓人精盡人亡！

韋德將加盟騎士，詹韋再次聯手統治東部，休賽季要讓人精盡人亡！

[Wojnarowski] Dwyane Wade is nearing a commitment to sign with Cleveland and could finalize decision as soon as Wednesday, league sources tell ESPN.

Woj：韋德接近於騎士簽約，最早在美國時間周三就能達成協議。

[Charania] Dwyane Wade has reached agreement on a one-year, $2.3M deal with the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Charania：韋德已經同意與騎士簽下一年230萬美元的合同。

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanInundatedU 1437 指標 6小時前

KD started WWIII lmao

笑尿，杜蘭特這是一手挑起了三戰啊。

[–]BoomBabyDaggers 382 指標 6小時前

NBA arms race

NBA軍備競賽。

[–]HornetsLarryIegend 677 指標 2小時前

Finals gonna be a bloodbath if both teams get there healthy

要是騎勇都能保持健康的話，總決賽會是一場血戰。

[–]CavaliersLebroniranian 671 指標 2小時前

Especially if Cavs trade pick for Cousins

騎士球迷：尤其要是我們用籃網簽換考辛斯的話。

[–]Cavaliersfear865 449 指標 2小時前

We got ourselves a good ol fashion arms race.

原汁原味的軍備（arms，又有手臂的意思）競賽。

[–]Lakers BandwagonDongsquad420BlazeIt 373 指標 2小時前*

Hmmm.

Kevin Durant and Steph Curry have pretty thin arms, Klay is pretty average, Dray is kind of thick, and Zaza is thin given his size. Rose, Wade, LeBron and Love are all thicc bois though and TT"s arms are perfectly acceptable for someone his size.

I think Cleveland is winning the arms race.

杜蘭特和庫里胳膊都挺細的，克雷算平均水平吧。格林胳膊粗，扎扎…就他的體型來看的話胳膊並不算粗。羅斯、韋德、詹姆斯還有樂福都壯壯的，TT的手臂跟他的體型也完美搭配。

我覺得騎士會贏下這場胳膊競賽。

[–]FarFromClever 173 指標 2小時前

You disrespecting Iggy by not throwing his hat in the ring.

大膽，竟然忽視了一哥的麒麟臂。

[–]dean_strang 933 指標 7小時前

I"m almost sad that the offseason is over. Almost

休賽期結束了，我竟然有接近悲傷的感覺。是接近啊。

[–][MIA] Dwyane Wademgeorge414 259 指標 7小時前

Just in time for NBA preseason, which starts soon.

NBA季前賽馬上就要開始了，這算是個不錯的收尾。

[–]Bullsdabong 1214 指標 2小時前

I"ve already nutted but this offseason just keeps on suckin

我已經快精盡人亡了，然而休賽期還是爬到我身上來舔個沒完。

[–]Hornetsnowguccithatsmymfni 185 指標 7小時前

Yeah. Can"t imagine having another one like this for a looong time.

是啊，在很長一段時間內都不會有休賽期比今年的這個還精彩了。

[–]CavaliersTheBlackSquirrel 330 指標 7小時前

FA Season 2018: "Hold my beer"

2018年自由球員市場大年：「瞧好了。」

[–]Cavaliersmoodyfloyd 164 指標 7小時前

uh....please no?

騎士球迷：別鬧。

[–]CavaliersJay_Shadow 305 指標 7小時前

Did LeBron ever specify what city they were gonna win all those championships in?

詹姆斯剛到熱火的時候，沒具體說明他和韋德是要在哪座城市贏一二三四五六七八座冠軍吧？

[–]NBAurfaselol 694 指標 7小時前

now we need chris bosh to come out of retirement

萬事俱備，只差波什復出。

[–]Pacersztpurcell 366 指標 6小時前

When the Big 3 is so important that one of them will probably die playing

三巨頭既論輸贏，也拼生死。

[–]CavaliersNaijfreak 493 指標 2小時前

Fook it, we the heat now

騎士球迷：別克制放開打，我們現在就是熱火啦！

[–][NYK] Chris Copelandbootum 681 指標 2小時前

If bosh was cleared and Irving wasn"t a baby it would be really cool/crazy to see each of bron"s big threes combined with Irving-wade-bron-love-bosh

如果波什的身體狀況得到醫生許可的話，如果歐文不那麼任性的話，勒布朗的新老三巨頭在克利夫蘭回首的場面真的值得一看啊！

[–]Raptorspleasefeedthedino 253 指標 1小時前

So that"s it, huh? We"re some type of Suicide Squad?

Wait, that"s actually kind of a badass name for the Cavs. The Suicide Squad.

猛龍球迷：是嗎？那我龍是不是就是自殺小隊了？

哦不不，等下，這個外號給騎士正合適啊，騎士大爺您收好。

[–]San Diego Clippersandyizzle 310 指標 2小時前

Suicide squad vs avengers

自殺小隊VS復仇者聯盟。

[–][DEN] Nikola JokicImperiumSolis 65 指標 1小時前

We crossing universes now

跨漫畫宇宙對決！

[MIA] Justise WinslowUdonis- 1804 指標 7小時前*

Friendship with Dwyane ended, DION is my best friend now

熱火球迷：跟韋德的好友關係解除，現在維爸爸是我的最好朋友了！

[–][MIA] Dion WaitersTito_Our_Saviour 460 指標 7小時前

Ugh man why am I so salty about this

熱火球迷：我他媽，咋就這麼酸呢。

[–][MIA] Dion Waitersmeahoymemoyay 334 指標 7小時前

It was tough enough to see him in a Bulls jersey, now this? Fuck what people say, LET THE SALT FLOW

熱火球迷：韋德去公牛就夠難接受得了，現在又來這個？我可不管別人說什麼，醋罈子越大，味道越濃。愛咋咋地。

[–]HeatMHeat2012 195 指標 7小時前*

Maybe I"m in the minority as a Heat fan but I still root for Lebron and Wade to succeed no matter what. Perhaps it would be different if the Heat were legit contenders and we had to go through them but now I"m happy to see the squad back together one more time for nostalgia. I hope the Cavs win it next season if we don"t. (Edit: Shocking to see fellow Heat fans actually hate guys who brought us the best moments in team history. If you win us a ring I am grateful to that player forever, nothing that happens after that matters)

熱火球迷：可能我是少數派吧，但是無論發生什麼，我依然為詹韋搖旗吶喊。如果我熱現在是正八經的冠軍爭奪者的話，我的感受可能會有變化，因為我們不得不跨過騎士這座大山。但是就目前的情況來看，出於懷舊的因素，我很樂意看到詹韋團聚。如果我熱下賽季不能奪冠的話，我希望捧杯的那支球隊是騎士。

修改：看到有些熱火球迷竟然憎恨給我們的隊史書寫最濃墨重彩一筆的兩位傳奇，我真的不知道該說啥好了。對於我來說，只要那位球員為我們贏得了奧布萊恩杯，我就永遠心懷感激之情，那之後發生的一切都不重要。

[–][TOR] Amir JohnsonBasedMasai 2187 指標 2小時前

Him & Derrick Rose are only $4.6m

韋德和羅斯加起來只花了騎士460萬美元哦。

[–]CavaliersDontrell 1706 指標 2小時前

LeAccountant back at it again with the cheap signings.

勒會計師重出江湖，又來撿白菜了。

[–]Trail BlazersNoveson 705 指標 2小時前

Back at it with old veterans that Cavs fans are going to whine about under performing when they don"t show up in the playoffs again

我看是騎士球迷們對這些季後賽疲軟的老將的抱怨要重出江湖了吧。

[–]CavaliersDontrell 701 指標 2小時前

Me right now: wtf I love Dwyane Wade now

Me in June: wtf I hate Dwyane Wade now

騎士球迷：

現在的我：說jb啥呢，我愛韋德啊！

六月份的我：怎麼tm回事，我恨韋德了。

[–]BullsSawgon 204 指標 1小時前

Let me know when you"re ready to hang out in /r/fuckdwade /r/chicagobulls

公牛球迷：什麼時候想明白了，來我們公牛區轉轉，我們專區現在也叫黑韋德專區。

[–]CavaliersA_A_lewis_ 499 指標 2小時前

Bron Wade and Rose united in the end after all lol

詹姆斯、韋德、羅斯最終還是團圓了。哈哈哈哈哈啊。

[–]Lakers Bandwagonvictor396 374 指標 2小時前

Remember when Rose was drafted and Bulls" fans( or at least media) started talking of how nice it"d be if the two chicago born stars were to play someday together?

They missed each other by just one year in chicago and somehow it ended up happening.

記得羅斯被公牛選中時，公牛球迷（或者至少是媒體吧）YY這兩個芝加哥之子要是能合作的話該有多棒。

他倆一年前差點就在芝加哥聚首了，然而各種陰差陽錯下，他們最後還是在一起了。

[–]Lakers BandwagonDongsquad420BlazeIt 277 指標 2小時前

Bulls fans

公牛球迷：不是這樣的團聚啊，不是這樣的團聚啊！

[–]RocketsWhydidideletemyaccou 961 指標 2小時前

This Cavs team is such an amalgamation of random ass players lol

這支騎士隊伍真是各種類型球員的大熔爐啊。

[–]ogsupreme23 634 指標 2小時前

If he takes kyrie number I』ll die of laughter

韋德要是用了歐文的號碼的話我就要笑死了哈哈哈。

[–]Cavaliersturtle_stank 334 指標 2小時前

The son getting replaced by the brother

Uncle Drew being replaced by his uncle

詹姆斯的「兒子」[譯註2]被兄弟所取代。

德魯大叔被真正的叔叔所替代。

[譯註2]不少人猜測歐文的離去跟外界都把他看作是詹姆斯的兒子有關。

[–]Lakersitwasafunrun 1089 指標 2小時前*

LeBron: "Dear Mr. Dwyane Wade, I formally invite you to partake in demolishing of the eastern conference with the Cleveland Cavaliers. As you see over the summer the West has become a juggernaut because players have become fearful of my presence and know I"m the ruler of the east. If you do choose to partake in "LeDaddy dick the east" I can promise you, you will be greatly rewarded. -Sincerely, The King.

勒布朗：「尊敬的德維恩-韋德先生，我正式邀請您參與到與克利夫蘭騎士隊毀滅東部的旅程。正如您所見，因為球員們都對我在東部大統領的名聲聞風喪膽，通通跑到了在這個休賽期補強後已經兵強馬壯的西部。如果你選擇加入到詹姆斯暴抽東部的活動中來，我保證您會得到豐厚的獎賞。」

----尊敬的小皇帝。

[–]Charlotte HornetsIamOlderthanMe 614 指標 2小時前

P.S. U bum. lol.

你漏了一個註：你個傻B，哈哈哈哈。[譯註3]

[譯註3]詹姆斯罵特朗普總統的原話。

[–][CHI] Scottie Pippenjeric13xd 415 指標 2小時前

FULL COURT ALLEYOOPS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

全場空接又回到菜單里啦！

[–][BOS] Kevin Garnettceltics090 638 指標 2小時前

Solid signing. Not like he can be worse than Shumpert and Williams were last year.

騎士這筆簽約很穩。韋德肯定不會比上賽季的香波特和德隆更糟糕的。

[–]KingsTheFoxKing5 709 指標 2小時前

I don"t think anyone in the NBA could play worse than D-Will in the finals.

誰會？

[–]ThunderDevastationandReform 412 指標 2小時前

There goes the dream. Turns out Presti is mortal after all

雷霆球迷：美夢泡湯啦。看來普總終究還是凡人。

[–]NBAKenwayz 299 指標 2小時前

It"s LeBron bro. Why would Wade choose anyone else over him. Dude knows more than anyone else the difference between playing with Bron and anyone else

那可是勒布朗啊。韋德怎麼會選別人呢？韋德知道，與詹姆斯合作跟與其他人合作那是巨巨不同的。

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