膝蓋脆弱又怎樣？美球迷期待德里克-羅斯在騎士拿MIP和總冠軍！

膝蓋脆弱又怎樣？美球迷期待德里克-羅斯在騎士拿MIP和總冠軍！

[Swartz] Derrick Rose: "I"m 28. People act like I"m 38 years old." (twitter.com)

[騎士首席作家Greg Swartz] 德里克-羅斯：「我28歲，可大家的反應顯得我像是38歲似的。」

[–]Vancouver Grizzliescarl53 2223 指標 11小時前

You have the knees of a 60 year old.

不過你有一副60歲的膝蓋。

[–]RaptorsADD_ikt 420 指標 11小時前

Knees weak.[譯註1]

雙膝酸軟。

[譯註1]這裡是美國網友對eminem最佳歌曲lose yourself歌詞接龍的開始。

[–]Spursdpgproductions 653 指標 10小時前

Bron"s Spaghetti[譯註2]

吐了勒布朗做的的義大利面。

[譯註2]原文為mom"s spaghetti

[–]heldhandz 149 指標 9小時前

Cavs are heavy[譯註3]

騎士全隊都被灌了鉛。

[譯註3]原文為arms are heavy.

[–]Trail BlazersSmokeAbeer 148 指標 7小時前

Gatorade on his jersey already[譯註4]

佳得樂的標都在出現在他們球衣上了。

[譯註4]There"s vomit on his sweater already

[–][OKC] Nick CollisonGerrn 546 指標 6小時前*

Corey Maggette[譯註5]

科里-馬蓋蒂

[譯註5]di音標的韻腳。

[–][NYK] John StarksObviousAnswerGuy 21 指標 10小時前

I know you"re using hyperbole (and this is /r/nba so I expect something like this to be the top comment), but I doubt many of the people here actually watched him last year.

His knees are from a "60 year old", even far from a "40 year old"

He averaged 18 PPG last year, most of those being slashing moves to the basket. He"s still one of the more prolific slashers in the league, and still miles better than 99% of the people give him credit for.

尼克斯球迷：我知道你們在誇張（而且這兒是濕乎乎所以猜這種略帶戲謔的評論亮的人會比較多），但是我懷疑回復里的很多人是不是真的看過羅斯上賽季的表現。

他的膝蓋沒有60歲，甚至遠沒有到40歲人的那種地步。

上賽季羅斯場均有18分，很多都是以衝擊籃筐的方式拿下的。他仍然是聯盟中突破得分較多的球員之一，99%的人都太低估他了。

[–]Wizardsireddit270 1230 指標 11小時前

Vince Carter is 40yo and he"s healthier than DRose

文斯-卡特40歲了，而他比羅斯還要健康。

[–]HeatRahnamatta 396 指標 10小時前

And Manu too.

馬努也是哦。

[–][DAL] Seth CurryWrextor 196 指標 7小時前

and Jason Terry

還有傑森-特里。

[–]76ersemurphyt 326 指標 7小時前

And Thon Maker.

嗯，還有索恩-梅克。[譯註6]

[譯註6]美國球迷懷疑索恩-梅克年齡造假。美國網友經常拿梅克開年齡的玩笑。

[–]CavaliersButterAndEggMan 116 指標 5小時前

AND MY AX!

還有我的前女友！！！

[–]Thunderlethalizer 20 指標 6小時前

Ah, the Manu mention here reminded me of one of the best exchanges between Pop and Parker:

"But I"m fine! I haven"t played for 3 days Pop, I"m 29 years old!"

Come to think of it, it might have applied to Rose too. But you know, the knee and all..

嗯，樓上提到了馬努，這讓我想起了波波維奇和帕克之間最精彩的對話片段之一。

帕克：「但是我感覺很好啊！我都三天沒打了波波，我才29歲啊！」

想想看，這種場景也本該在羅斯身上發生的。但你們知道的，那雙膝蓋，還有那些過往啊……

[–]HeatL0N3574R 34 指標 8小時前

Thanks for the yearly reminder that Vinsanity is still playing!

感謝大家每年都能提醒我，半人半神還在聯盟打球呢！

[–]effhomer 89 指標 8小時前

He needs a Kobe-esque retirement game where he just does crazy dunks for 48 minutes

他需要一場科比式的謝幕戰，全場沒別的，各種瘋狂的扣籃。

[–]Cavaliersxdownpourx 59 指標 7小時前

60 points on only dunks

只靠扣籃砍下個60分。

[–]Raptorsleutcaptali 34 指標 6小時前

Are people forgetting VC went through the same thing DRose is going through with being labeled as injury prone? People were calling him "Half Man Half a season".

大伙兒都忘了么？卡特也經歷過像羅斯現在這樣被貼上玻璃屬性標籤的日子啊。人們曾稱呼過他「半人半季」來調侃啊。

[–]LakersCorn_Palace 289 指標 11小時前

I"m fully committed to rooting for him to get the MIP

我全心全意地支持羅斯拿到進步最快球員獎。

[–]RocketsTruePoverty 90 指標 9小時前

It would be a nice story. He"s pretty much destined to be a non-HOF MVP winner, but he doesn"t have to just take that lying down.

要真這樣的話那可就是段佳話了。他幾乎註定會成為一名無法進入名人堂的最有價值球員，但他並沒有繳械投降。

[–][CHI] Derrick RoseThe_Crownless_King 82 指標 8小時前

If he wins a ring in Cleveland and is a big enough contributor to get MIP I think he gets into the hall of fame.

如果他能在克利夫蘭收穫一枚總冠軍戒指，並且在場上做出充分貢獻，贏得進步最快球員的話，我覺得他會進入名人堂的。

[–][DAL] Dirk NowitzkiJvmatt 37 指標 5小時前

I thought you guys meant Most Injured Player but oh well...

我以為你們說的MIP是「最有傷病球員（Most Injured Player）」呢，看來我想錯了。

[–][CHI] Scottie Pippenjeric13xd 428 指標 12小時前

Fuck you guys ??

公牛球迷：你們這群壞人啊??。

[–]WarriorsThecrazyredhead 85 指標 8小時前

Why did you even come to the comments

哎，看到標題中有羅斯，你們公牛球迷就應該避免點進來啊。

[–]Bullsfootballfutbolsoccer 98 指標 7小時前

Every single D Rose thread always hurts me in some way

公牛球迷：每條關於羅斯的帖子總會在某種程度上傷到我。

[–]Bulls BandwagonTTBOYTT 28 指標 7小時前

I"m too soft honestly and I normally just mute them lol, it"s the same exact shit over and over again every single time:

DRose Thread: lol knees, lol he"s literally the worst player in the league, lol empty stats, lol knees again

I mean I acknowledge that he won"t be the same again, but damn, at least get creative

Edit: forgot the, "we men" jokes, but I actually find some of those funny

公牛球迷：說實話，我的心真的很脆弱。我一般只會默念「不聽不聽，王八念經」

關於羅斯的帖子：哈哈，他那副膝蓋啊；哈哈，簡直就是聯盟里最爛的球員；哈哈，又拿了零蛋；哈哈，膝蓋又傷了。

我意思是說，我承認他不會回到過去的狀態了，但是拜託，黑他的時候起碼有點兒新意不行么。

p.s. 「我們是男人呀」這梗忘了提了，不過JRs玩這個梗還是玩的挺有意思的[譯註7]。

[譯註7]：2016年羅斯捲入到一樁性侵案中，有記者問為什麼他和他的兩個朋友在當事人回絕後為什麼還要前往她的住所時，羅斯回應道：「No, but we men. You can assume.（額，我們是男人呀，這裡省略八百字。）」

[–]SpursParkBaller27 615 指標 12小時前

Lol every comment so far is a low effort knee joke

哈哈，到目前為止的每條評論都是些調侃他膝蓋這種沒營養的內容。

[–][TOR] Norman PowellWatchadoinfoo 925 指標 12小時前

His knees require low effort to break

他的膝蓋還有什麼營養可言嗎?

[–]Spursthedoming 155 指標 11小時前

Nice.

神補刀。

[–]NBAPandoras_Toybox 283 指標 12小時前

when they cut into your knees, they counted the rings

他們砍斷你的雙膝，只為數你的年輪。

[–]TimberwolvesJohnnyKnob 21 指標 10小時前

Haunted by the thought of what I should have been continuing

A mission that was rooted in a 20-year affinity

In rickety condition with an ID crisis

Nap on the front lawn, look up in the sky, it"s…

我一直困擾著，究竟該把什麼繼續堅持。

一個讓我堅持了20年的使命，

在身份危機下已變得搖搖欲墜。

在門前草地上打盹，望向天空，這……[譯註8]

[譯註8]：以上兩條評論來自於Aesop Rock的歌曲《Rings》（第一條評論略有改動），講述了Aesop Rock從痴迷於繪畫到放棄夢想的故事。

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