詹姆斯興奮和韋德重聚，最佳快攻二人組已上線，外加樂福跨場長傳

詹姆斯興奮和韋德重聚，最佳快攻二人組已上線，外加樂福跨場長傳

詹姆斯談起韋德加盟騎士時說道：「就好像，開學了，你走進教室，而你最好的朋友就坐在那裡，你就樂開了花，心想這下好玩啦。」

LeBron on Wade joining the Cavs: "It"s like when you start school, you walk into the classroom and one of your best friends is there and you"re like "oh yeah, this is gonna be fun"."

[–]LakersTheBronJamesHarden 3350 指標 8小時前

Kevin Love and D Rose: Why them dudes don"t treat us like that

樂福和羅斯：為什麼他們不帶咱玩呀。

[–]Spursoolongtea19 1122 指標 7小時前

Flat Mamba crying right now.

平曼巴正在暗自哭泣。[譯註1]

[譯註1]地平梗，指歐文。

[–]SpursPenguins-Are-My-Fav 528 指標 7小時前

I don"t get how the Rose signing isnt a bigger deal. He plays well on offense. Has huge balls. And is hungry.

我沒搞明白，大家為什麼不把羅斯的簽約當回事？他在進攻端表現很出色啊，膽肥的很，而且對勝利充滿了渴望。

[–]CavaliersLeBlock_James 336 指標 7小時前

That just speaks volumes as to how crazy this off-season has been.

騎士球迷：其實這也從側面反映了這個休賽期是多麼的瘋狂。

[–]revinator_ 275 指標 6小時前

and how underrated D-Rose is. Even a shell of D-Roses former self is a still an above average PG in the league.

這也反映了羅斯有多麼被低估。羅斯只要還有自己巔峰的一點點影子，他就是聯盟平均水平以上的控衛。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 173 指標 6小時前

He"d make a beast 6 man. Personally I don"t think his body can take a whole season starting though, but the depth of Cleveland should help.

尼克斯球迷：他會在第六人這個位置上大放異彩的。我個人認為，他的身體不足以支撐他打滿整個賽季的首發，不過騎士的陣容深度能幫到他。

[–]Pelicansdalton_k 102 指標 6小時前

I wouldn"t say above average. Average yeah, but the PG position is stacked and will only keep getting better

我不認為羅斯還會是聯盟平均水平以上的控衛。平均水平還差不多，控衛的位置現在人才濟濟，而且只會越來越好。

[–][WAS] Gilbert Arenasdeeznupz 2051 指標 7小時前

封面上的文字：這下好玩啦。

[–]LakersToomuchgamin 1519 指標 7小時前

DELET THIS

湖人球迷：給老子刪掉！

[–]NetsQuamol 4291 指標 8小時前*

Except its more like when you got the principal to move your friend into your class after he paid off the other teacher to move.

其實這更像你讓校長（在他買通了原班老師之後）把你的好朋友轉到你的班去。

[–]Cavalierslegodmanjames 2388 指標 8小時前

This school sounds lit

哥們，你說的學校聽起來酷斃了。

[–]NetsKlemhammer 170 指標 8小時前

Leprincipal

勒校長。

[–]SpursPenguins-Are-My-Fav 30 指標 8小時前

except the teacher paid Wade to leave.

不過是原班老師自掏腰包求韋德去別的班的。

[–]HornetsLarryIegend 44 指標 7小時前

... Because Wade would bring up his class GPA and the teacher just wanted to lower his.

那是因為韋德能拉高自己班級的平均分，然而那位老師只想要低分。

[–]SpursPenguins-Are-My-Fav 53 指標 7小時前

Yup if the teacher can get the class to get F"s this year then they"ll get a nice pick for next years promising students.

沒錯，如果那個老師能成功將班級均分拉到F的話，他明年就有機會迎來一批嶄新的蓬勃的新學生。

[–]Hawks BandwagonImTrang 713 指標 7小時前

tfw the media boasts LA and NY as "places to be" but NBA free agents are going to Oklahoma and Cleveland

媒體總吹洛杉磯和紐約是自由球員夢寐以求的落腳地，但事實上大家都往鵝城和克城跑。

[–]Raptorsfabrar 778 指標 6小時前

TBH if you"re an older player (25 and over), and are making buckets of dough (or already incredibly rich), does it really matter where you go? When you"re at that level of wealth you can just fly out to NYC or LA whenever you get tired of apple-picking in Oklahoma or getting stabbed in the bus in Cleveland, or whatever people from those states do in their leisure time

說實話，如果你不再是新兵蛋子的話（25歲及以上），而且掙的錢一籮筐一籮筐的，在哪打球真的很重要嗎？那麼有錢，當你厭倦了在鵝城撿蘋果，或者厭倦了在克利夫蘭的公交車上被人捅得渾身是傷時（這兩個州的人民們閑暇時間還愛幹什麼？歡迎補充），你可以隨時打飛機去紐約和洛杉磯啊。

[–]LakersDynoDunks 58 指標 7小時前

No LeBron or WB and no one goes to either those teams tbf.

沒有勒布朗或威少的話，你看那幫自由球員還想去鵝城和克利夫蘭嗎？

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 100 指標 7小時前

no one

"Hi I"m 1st round 1st pick. I"m happy to go to the Cleveland Cavaliers"

沒人願意去嗎？

「大家好我是狀元簽，我很樂意加入克利夫蘭騎士。」

[–]Cavalierskaprrisch 56 指標 7小時前

But look at Andrew Wiggins" face after he got drafted #1 by Cavs.

騎士球迷：不過維金斯被騎士選中後的表情可是無價的啊，這可不是不願意來騎士的球員能裝的出來的。

[–]SupersonicsICrazySolo 89 指標 6小時前

and now he is in Minnesota, basically Norway with HBO and Pizza hut

然而他現在身處明尼蘇達州，基本上就是有HBO和必勝客的挪威。

[–]RastaJafar 986 指標 8小時前

The beginning of the season should be fun seeing these two link up for oops again. Even those that hated it, they had possibly the most dynamic two man fast break in NBA history

新賽季的開始階段會很有趣啊，詹韋連線重出江湖。就算是黑子們也應該感到幸運，詹韋快攻二人組可能是NBA歷史最爆炸的組合。

[–]Jazzcalpolyman 322 指標 8小時前

possibly?? i think most would say they"re the goat fast break duo, who else is even in the conversation?

可能？我覺得大多數球迷會認同詹韋是歷史最佳的快攻二人組，還有誰能競爭下？

[–][MIN] Zach LaVineSherspockHolmes 1673 指標 7小時前

Westbrook and the ball

威少和籃球二人組。

[–]EastSide221 425 指標 7小時前

I don"t see how it"s a debatable. They were throwing one-handed, full-court alley oops to each other. Magic and his squad were great, and so we"re Jordan and Pippen, but LeBron and Wade"s chemistry on the fast break was beyond magical.

Kevin Love"s outlet passes to LeBron are pretty great but are nothing compared to what Wade and Bron were doing in Miami. I really hope they can get a little bit of the magic they used to have even though Wade isn"t the same player anymore.

去掉可能吧。我都不知道這有什麼爭議。詹韋是單手給彼此扔跨越全場的空接啊。魔術師和他的showtime時期隊友固然不錯，喬皮也很好，但是詹韋快攻中的化學反應已經獨成一檔。

樂福給詹姆斯的長傳很帶勁，但是沒法跟詹韋在邁阿密的那些連線比。雖然韋德早已過了巔峰，但我真心希望詹韋能重現往時的勁爆。

[–]WizardsBasedTaco 197 指標 6小時前

Now let"s see a Love outlet to a Wade/Lebron fastbreak.

樂福給詹韋的長傳已上線。

[–]Charlotte HornetsIamOlderthanMe 237 指標 8小時前

I wish they had kids together.

我希望詹韋能早生貴子。

[–]VikusVidz 709 指標 9小時前

" it"s like uhhhh..... when you wait in a drive thru for 15 min, and uhhhh...... they give you a free order of nuggets to go with your meal"

詹姆斯：「這就好像，你在麥當勞得來速排隊等了15分鐘，然後服務員免費送了你一盒雞塊。」

[–]SpursMightBeJerryWest 216 指標 8小時前

So...dwade is the nuggets?

所以…韋德是那盒雞塊？

[–]SunsLebronDwyames 181 指標 8小時前

Dwade is the horse LeBron rides into the drive thru

韋德是詹姆斯在得來速排隊時騎的馬。

[–]SpursParkBaller27 484 指標 8小時前

Lol i cant wait to see dwade and lebron fuck around together.

Like of course against spurs warriors okc houston theyre gonna play for real.

But i could totallly see them just fucking around against the knicks or someone just reliving glory days with sick oops between the two

哈哈，我等不及看韋德和詹姆斯在場上亂搞啦。

對陣勇士馬刺火箭雷霆的時候，他們當然不會瞎玩，會認真打。

但是對陣尼克斯這樣的隊伍時，我現在已經能預見到詹韋嘚嘚瑟瑟地玩不可思議的空接以回憶他們逝去的青春啦。

[–]KnicksDaankeykang[??] 183 指標 8小時前

I mean they did play the bottle flipping game while they were blowing us the fuck out. So yea, I can and have seen it

尼克斯球迷：操，去年騎士把我們一頓揍得親媽都不認識的時候，詹姆斯還帶人在板凳上玩扔瓶子的遊戲呢。所以，你說的那些什麼不可思議的空接根本就是板上釘釘的必備套餐。

[–]LakersTypicalHaikuResponse 371 指標 8小時前

Lol i cant wait to see dwade and lebron fuck around together.

Pause

「笑尿了，等不及看韋德和詹姆斯在場上亂搞啦。」

暫停鍵。

[–]CavaliersSuperSamSucks 419 指標 8小時前

unpause

we"re supportive of everyone now

播放鍵。

我們應該本著開放的心態包容每一個人。

[–]SpursPenguins-Are-My-Fav 54 指標 8小時前

I"m barely gay but I"d def watch them fuck around together.

我不能算是基佬啊，但我絕對會看詹韋亂搞的GV。

[–]BullsPizzaPlanetCool 112 指標 8小時前

Did you just assume your own orientation??

你是不是基佬這事你自己說了算嗎？

[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardLan_Hikari 194 指標 8小時前

That was always the best feeling during grade school. I know how he feels

這確實是高中時期最好的感覺。我懂的。

[–]Pistonssharjil333 108 指標 8小時前

Felt even better in college tbh

說實話，大學時期這個感覺要更好。

[–]Trail Blazersmatrixreloaded 183 指標 7小時前

For me it was HS. In college it was easy to take classes with your bff since you register for your own classes. so I did it all the time.

HS though, it"s all luck of the draw. The overwhelming joy of knowing you have 3 classs with your best friend and even better if you have a group of friends in a class.

對我來說是高中。大學時期跟你的好朋友們一起上課是很簡單的，因為你們能一起搶課、選同樣的課，所以我大學的時候都是跟好朋友一起上選修必修的。

高中就不一樣啦，全是拼運氣。當你發現你有三門課程都是跟最好的朋友一起上的時候、或者你一堆狐朋狗友都跟你在一個課堂的時候，那感覺簡直爽歪歪。

[–]Cavalierschickenshitmchammers 145 指標 7小時前

Had that situation in high school once... we both failed the class. Lol

哈哈哈，我高中的時候也有詹姆斯說的這個經歷。最後我們都掛科了。

[–]Blazers BandwagonGregsKnees 118 指標 7小時前

Too much fun, like when we put ranch dressing all over the teachers car as a prank and it seeped into the air conditioning system and her autistic 8 y/o child wouldn"t go near her suv for months. Ah, good times.

太好玩了。就好像那時候我們做惡作劇，用沙拉醬塗了老師一車，然後沙拉醬滲透到了汽車的空調系統里，她8歲的自閉症孩子幾個月內都不想接近那輛SUV一步。哎，難忘歲月啊。

[–]Warriorstrillsatan 55 指標 6小時前

that"s fucked up but i"m laughing so hard at this lmao

這事乾的不講究啊，哈哈哈但是我為什麼笑得這麼厲害。

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