美JRs歡樂吐槽：哈登要暗殺里弗斯，阿里扎時刻準備開戰！

美JRs歡樂吐槽：哈登要暗殺里弗斯，阿里扎時刻準備開戰！

woj：據聯盟線報，火箭的哈登、阿里扎和格林賽後衝進快船更衣室，找小里弗斯對峙。安保人員在事態升級之前護送火箭球員出了更衣室。

[Wojnarowski] Houston Rockets』 players James Harden, Trevor Ariza and Gerald Green pushed into Clippers locker room post-game looking to confront Austin Rivers, league sources tell ESPN. Security escorted Rockets out before anything turned physical.

Woj：火箭球員找茬的對象也包括格里芬。克里斯-保羅也加入了進來，他與其他火箭球員一起通過連接兩隊更衣室的後門來到了快船的更衣室。

Wojnarowski: Rockets players were clamoring for Blake Griffin too, league sources said. Chris Paul also entered with other Rockers players through a backdoor that connects team dressing rooms.

Woj：在四位火箭球員通過後廊沖向快船更衣室的時候，卡佩拉在猛敲快船更衣室的前門。有人開了門，發現卡佩拉在門口，於是趕快關上了。

Wojnarowski: Sources- As the four Rockets marched through the back hallway into the Clippers locker room, center Clint Capela knocked on the front door of Clippers entrance. Someone opened door, saw him standing there -- and shut it on him.

[–][HOU] James HardenEhStonedTurtle 123 指標 30 分鐘前

Harden sending the hit squad on Austin after this. Moses Malone Jr better give him some tips

火箭球迷：哈登過後要派人暗殺小里弗斯了。小里弗斯應該去找小摩西-馬龍請教請教。[譯註1]

[譯註1]小摩西-馬龍之前被人毆打，後來上法院控告是哈登派人的下的黑手。

[–]Rocketsthekarmagiver 87 指標 30 分鐘前

Say what you want about him. Dude"s the type to go down swinging.

火箭球迷：說小里弗斯啥都行，但他絕對不慫，倒下的那一刻也要亮劍。

[–]G3n0c1de 46 指標 26 分鐘前

Dude played with half his face caved in.

He"d fight until he"s hamburger.

小里弗斯半個臉都被砸凹進去了照樣上場打球。

給他干成個漢堡包也阻擋不了他戰鬥的心。

[–]Raptorsnoodlehed 30 指標 31 分鐘前

LMFAO this is so random I"m dying...why Rivers?

哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了，這架是咋幹上的啊？小里弗斯招誰惹誰啦？

[–][HOU] Pete ChilcuttBuckcheeks 29 指標 29 分鐘前

He was talking shit to Ariza and Gerald Green during the game. Blake went after Ariza who was going after Rivers and that』s why Blake was ejected.

火箭球迷：小里弗斯比賽的時候對阿里扎和格林噴垃圾話。格里芬後來不幹了，為小里弗斯出頭，跟阿里扎硬懟，這也是格里芬被驅逐的原因

[–]NBAurfaselol 130 指標 35 分鐘前

MY GOD WE NEED A PLAYOFF SERIES

我的天我的天，上帝保佑火船季後賽對決吧！！！

[–][PHI] Joel Embiid76ersDynasty 40 指標 32 分鐘前

Funny cause these teams have so many players that used to be teammates.

最搞笑的是火船有好多人曾經當過隊友。

[–]srvisg0d 36 指標 40 分鐘前

Surprised that the beard is getting tangled up in this.

哈登竟然也牽扯進來了。

[–]Trail BlazersFamilyguy35 210 指標 38 分鐘前

EVERYBODY HATES AUSTIN

人人恨奧斯汀！

[–][NYK] Marcus Cambyimnotthekiller 72 指標 40 分鐘前

Can』t wait to find out what Rivers said to piss them off lol.

Remember when Melo and KG went at it for an entire 4th quarter because KG apparently talked about that honey nut cheerio bullshit lmao

我真的迫不及待地想知道小里弗斯到底說了啥讓他們這麼火大。

還記得甜瓜和加內特有一次懟了整個第四節，就因為加內特說了一些關於蜂蜜堅果甜甜圈的垃圾話哈哈哈哈。

[–]Celtics0per 54 指標 33 分鐘前

Dude want even dressed for the game and had 3 people try to come fight him. Must』ve been something great

小里弗斯今天休戰啊，穿著西服坐在場邊，然後竟然三個人都要來干他。他說的話肯定很精彩啊。

[–]nancyd180 44 指標 35 分鐘前

Corny and we all know they』re not gonna fight

滑稽。咱大家都明白，他們是不會真正幹起來的。

[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 18 指標 31 分鐘前

Everyone is misunderstanding the situation, they just wanted a friendly gangbang

我覺得大家都理解錯局面了。他們只是想來場友好的群P啊！

[–]Celticsmayofanboy 35 指標 41 分鐘前

This pic kills me every time I see it

哈哈下面這張圖片每次看到都會讓我樂的不行。

[–]Rocketsj0ej0em0nkey 3 指標 16 分鐘前

Rockets always ready to brawl

火箭人永遠準備著！

[–]Vandalarius 83 指標 49 分鐘前

This game is the gift that keeps on giving.

這場比賽是真他娘的精彩啊，不斷地給我們球迷送上大禮啊！

[–]CavaliersCantFade 65 指標 34 分鐘前

「Chris Paul also entered with other Rockers players through a backdoor that connects team dressing rooms」

One of the replies said "Paul showed them the secret tunnel" lmaoo

「克里斯-保羅也在其中。他與其他火箭球員一起通過連接兩隊更衣室的後門來到了快船的更衣室。」

哈哈哈這條推特底下的評論說：「保羅給自己的新隊友們展示了下秘密隧道。」啊哈哈哈。

[–]NBAAzhorAhaii 8 指標 25 分鐘前

This is Game of Thrones type shit lmao.

拍《權力的遊戲》呢這些老哥。

[–]Lakersohveeohexoh 64 指標 1小時前

you think he was hiding behind doc?

老哥們覺得小里弗斯那會兒是躲在他爹身後嗎？

[–]RocketsA_Rolling_Baneling 19 指標 52 分鐘前

Austin to Ariza - "My dad can kick your dad"s ass"

火箭球迷：小里弗斯對阿里扎說：「我爸爸能爆錘你的爸爸！哈哈哈你輸了！」

[–][LAC] Marko JaricInTheMorning_Nightss 16 指標 55 分鐘前

Lol say what you will about Austin but he"s the kinda dude who goes down swinging. That blazers game where his eye was shut from taking an elbow showed a lot of character

快船球迷：哈哈玩笑歸玩笑，但是小里弗斯是那種被打趴下都不會慫的人。打開拓者的那場季後賽，小里弗斯被肘了之後都烏眼青了但還是在戰鬥，很說明問題。

[–]Trail BlazersFamilyguy35 31 指標 1小時前

Im ded

「Yo you know PJ came out of the shower PISSED no one came to grab him and tell him it was time to fight.」

哈哈哈看到推特底下的這條評論我笑死了：

「塔克從浴室出來發現大家都干架去了，氣個半死。TMD怎麼沒人叫我啊？」

[–]Knicksdiablofreak 3 指標 12 分鐘前

Best part is Barkley and Shaq making fun of them. "Oh no a 6" MVP candidate Chris Paul is banging on my locker door LAPD help me"

I died

最搞笑的是TNT直播間的巴克利和奧尼爾在拿這些孩子開涮：「媽媽呀一米八的MVP候選人保羅現在砸我們呢，洛杉磯警察叔叔快來幫我呀！」

哈哈哈哈。

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