給小貓的時間膠囊
我兒小貓：
Hi Small Cat
13歲了要。。12年是不是轉眼過，和大貓玩的開心不？
Turning 13 aye? Fast life isn"t it, had fun with big cat?
昨晚咱討論的不錯，貓還做了個時間膠囊，要不再記幾筆以後留著看？
Nice sharing last night, you even made a time capsule! Jot down some notes here for future reference?
人生只會越來越快，特像茅紙，越到後面轉的越快，好在大家都一樣。
As said life is like a toilet roll, the nearer to the end the faster it goes, lucky everyone feels the same.
首先得識別和遠離暖心鈍刃的雞湯，原因有2，熬湯的要麼瓜慫要麼能慫。
Top on the list is to recognise n stay away from empty bollocks that melt your heart but stale your mind, for 2 good reasons: it"s either from dumb-arses or smart-arses.
其次遠離那些讓你憤怒或好奇的雜湯，煲這類湯的沒安好心。
Also run away from horseshit that triggers your anger or curiosity, it"s from people with malicious intent.
好奇心可貴，留著給大自然，人類你無須多瞅，吶進化很慢的。
Save your precious curiosity for mother nature and spare the human world, nothing new under the sun.
貓要13歲了，得開始搞每5年小目標和每10年的大目標了。中國為什麼牛逼，因為人家都有「小目標」，還有"五年計劃"啊！
Now you are nearly 13, we need 5-yr small plans n 10-yr milestone targets, just like the Chinese govt does, hence the envy-of-the world progress.
目標俗點不怕，必須具體化，量化可考。
Targets n goals need to be tangible, quantifiable n measurable.
大貓20歲計劃全達標，30歲計劃達標晚了3年導致40歲目標在即吭哧氣短，小貓要引以為鑒，時光如流水，年輕時的每一年都是以後的天上一日，地下一年。
I"ve reached all my 2nd milestone targets, 3 yrs late for the 3rd one now I"m running out of time n breath for the 4th, please learn from my mistakes, adjust your own action plan n timetable. Time and tide wait for no one.
人生4大商：智商，情商，文商，財商。智商靠父母，情商靠觀察，文商靠旅行，財商靠學習。
4 Quotients worth your attention: Your IQ is genetic, EQ can be improved by keen observation n perceptiveness, cultural quotient relies on extensive travel experience, and your financial quotient determines how far you can go.
大貓有木有提這最重要四大商，學校一樣也不教啊。。。真悲劇
Did I mention none of the above will be part of your school curriculum...SAD but true.
還有些技能決定人與人最終差別的：比如語言駕馭，醫藥保健，銷售技巧。都變啞巴那人和人區別也不大了對吧; 現代人很多病都是無知自取; 每個人終身都在銷售。
Other factors that set one apart from the crowd: command of language, knowledge of health, your sales tactics, etc. After all if everyone is mute there"s little difference remaining; Many diseases are ignorance-induced; You need sales tactics since one way or another you will be selling something to someone.
這些學校也都不教, 你該好好想想為啥了。
Again these won"t be taught in schools either, you might as well start pondering why.
給個三年大貓倒是可以把知道的都教你, 當然前提是你想學。
Allow big cat 3 yrs I can transfer most of my knowledge to you, of course that"s if you want me to.
獨立思考比啥都重要，大部隊的前進方向總讓大部分人過的無奈又無聊。
Independent thinking is paramount. Follow the herd might get you slaughtered.
那咋學獨立思考呢？小娃子可以從質疑每一個觀點開始。
Now how to think independently? As a child you can start by being skeptical on every ready statement thrown to you.
誰的成功學對你都沒用，這年頭選擇太多！早點選准自己最容易勝出的事比啥都重要，然後專註迅速的做到這個行業的食物鏈頂，其他的交給連鎖效應。
Success stories are hardly ever enlightening, simply too many alternatives these days! To identify what you excel most takes time, but once you find it, waste no time to get to the top of that food chain, chain reaction will take care of the rest.
就算努力了老不成也不用垂頭喪氣，大貓送你幾套房，是時候把剛開始說的雞湯拿出來品品了。活著嘛，開心最重要。
If you tried and failed, many times, no need to get crestfallen, don"t be too hard on yourself, life is short, come back to big cat n there"re many ways to enjoy it.
大貓有個學生總結的好：世上就三種人，奴隸，奴隸主，自由人。
Wise quote from a student: "Only 3 types of people exist in this world, slaves, slave-owners and free spirits."
The last option sounds great.
最後一個選項不錯！
Last but not least, eat more and hit 5"9"". Never enough handsome guys in the world, and I"m yet to meet one.
最後，貓多吃點長個1米8唄，大貓一輩子也沒認識個帥哥，就指著你啦！
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