庫茲馬是科比，羅齊爾變喬丹

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騎士和馬刺反差巨大丨庫茲馬是科比，羅齊爾變喬丹丨KD向追夢學習

[Post-Game Thread] The San Antonio Spurs (31-18) defeat the Cleveland Cavaliers (27-19), 114-102. LeBron James tops 30,000th-point plateau.Post Game Thread

[賽後]騎士102-114馬刺，阿爾德里奇30+8，詹姆斯28+9成最年輕三萬先生

[–]YoungJebediah 268 points 26 minutes ago

Multiple Cavs are upset at IT in the locker room, questioning his height

「一些騎士球員在更衣室中對小托馬斯的表現感到失望，並質疑他的身高。」[譯註1]

[譯註1]：此處模仿騎士球員質疑樂福因病缺席訓練和比賽。

[–]Hersheyx 128 points 21 minutes ago

lebron is beside himself, driving around and asking people where the rest of IT is located

「詹姆斯發瘋一般地開著車亂轉，到處詢問別人其餘的小托馬斯們所在的位置。」[譯註2]

[譯註2]：此處模仿幾年前Chris Broussard的推特：「庫班在休斯頓街頭開車亂轉，到處尋問小喬丹的住址。」後被庫班打臉，證明並無此事。

[–]Cavaliers69memelordharambe420 38 points an hour ago

"Bitch, you ain"t hit puberty, you can"t even spell wojnarowski!"

「你特么28長毛了嗎，還跟Woj告狀，Woj的全名你拼得出來嗎？」[譯註3]

[譯註3]：此處影射網友猜測向woj告密的那個人是小托馬斯。

[–]klawhileonard 4 points 20 minutes ago

Sources saying Kevin Love led the attack questioning if IT was truly older than 13.

「據消息源報道，凱文-樂福帶頭質問小托馬斯，懷疑他是否真的已滿13歲。」

[–][GSW] Kevon LooneyArmedinar 198 points 34 minutes ago

Honestly, fuck all those players for treating Love like that

說真的，像那樣對待樂福的人都該去死！

[–][PHI] Joel Embiid76ersDynasty 50 points 33 minutes ago

They honestly don』t deserve him.

他們真的不配擁有樂福。

[–]BullsFire_Gar_pax 64 points 34 minutes ago*

The Cavs look really bad. Losing by doubble digits to the Spurs without Manu, Gasol, Kawhi or Rudy Gay is not good. Losing offensive rebounds 13-6. Giving up over 110 points. Looks like their team meeting didn"t "flip the switch"

騎士看起來太爛了，兩位數分差落敗，而且馬刺還沒有馬努、加索爾、倫納德和魯迪-蓋伊。進攻籃板13比6，還失了110+分，看起來他們的球隊會議並沒有「起到重大轉變」。

[–]BermudanBoxer 59 points an hour ago

No Timmy too.

而且還沒有鄧肯。

[–][MIA] Hassan WhitesideErectusPenor 114 points 30 minutes ago

Nobody on the Cavs gives a shit anymore

騎士全隊上下就沒有一個對比賽上心的。

[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 46 points 27 minutes ago

It"s actually startling. They look like they"re all on egg shells. Mopping after turnovers and missed shots. Ball watching, poor body language. I"m not sure what LeBron can salvage out of these guys in the post season

這真讓人難以接受。看起來他們正作繭自縛，一次次的失誤和投籃不中、站在原地乾瞪眼、貧乏的肢體語言交流。我不知道詹姆斯在季後賽中怎麼拯救這些隊友。

[–][NYK] Kristaps Porzingisjawadhaque089 10 points 23 minutes ago

The bench unit were the only people who looked like they give a shit.

騎士的替補隊員是唯一看起來還對比賽上心的。

[–]RocketsSolar24 27 points 28 minutes ago

LBJ still cares, but the chemistry is awful to watch.

詹姆斯還是很上心的，但隊內的化學反應實在太差了。

[–][CLE] Shaquille O"Nealmarrone12 94 points 31 minutes ago

Spurs need a stop, Greg Popovich walks up and down the sideline reminding his players to get into defensive stance. Cavs are bleeding and Tyron Lue just sits there with his mouth open. What is his problem?

騎士球迷：當馬刺需要調整，波波維奇會起身走到邊線，提醒自己的隊員進入防守的狀態。當我騎失分血流不止，泰倫-盧就端坐在那裡，目瞪狗呆、一臉懵逼。他到底有什麼用？？

[–]Spursone_throwaway_a_day 33 points 27 minutes ago

I mean, you"re comparing the greatest coach in NBA History (arguable I suppose) to Lue? Of course there are shortcomings there.

馬刺球迷：老哥，你這是拿可能是史上最佳教練的波波跟泰倫-盧比啊！這麼比泰倫-盧不顯得菜才怪了。

[–]SpursKowarD35 122 points an hour ago

our B-team just smacked the Cavs around lol

馬刺球迷：哈哈哈！我們的第二陣容暴揍了騎士。

[–]Knickspoliscijunki 38 points an hour ago

Pop with a B-team > better than most teams

其實波波維奇帶領的第二陣容已經比聯盟大多數球隊都強了。

[–][TOR] Norman PowellRendHeaven 132 points 33 minutes ago

Pop: We are just offensively challenged

After going against the cavs defense tonight

Pop: Not anymore

波波：我們進攻端有些便秘。

今晚經歷過騎士的防守之後，

波波：我們進攻端十分流暢。

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 21 points 31 minutes ago

Cavs D is pathetic jeez

天呢，騎士的防守簡直慘不忍睹。

[–]Mavericksha1fhuman 13 points 29 minutes ago

What is dead may never die

逝者不死。

[–]BullsCynicScientist 8 points 59 minutes ago

but rises aga... nah fuck it.

其勢…算了QTMD吧！[譯註4]

[譯註4]：「What is dead may never die,but rises again harder and stronger.」是《權力的遊戲》中葛雷喬伊家族的誓言——逝者不死，其勢更烈。

[–]Spurs33bour 232 points 32 minutes ago

Good guy Cavs, helping Spurs fans forget about all the Kawhi drama and that 50% of our offense is out

馬刺球迷：感謝騎士，讓馬刺球迷暫時忘記了「倫納德與馬刺關係緊張」的肥皂劇，也忘了我們少了50%進攻火力這件事。

[–]Cavaliers69memelordharambe420 74 points 31 minutes ago

Smh I fuckin hate this team.

騎士球迷：我真的討厭這支球隊了。

[–]Spursoolongtea19 30 points 29 minutes ago

Can we have LeBron now

馬刺球迷：那能把詹姆斯給我們嗎？TX

[–]Cavaliers69memelordharambe420 17 points 29 minutes ago

You can have me and Bron

騎士球迷：你把老詹和我都帶走吧！

[–]SpursAccelerationGate 40 points an hour ago

I know there"s going to be all that drama and shit in this thread, but I just want to say that LMA is a TANK and he is our MVP this year. Look at the man"s stats this game.

47 minutes, Imma say that again, 47 MINUTES played, +21 in those minutes, 30 points and contributions literally everywhere. You think Kawhi is upset that no Superstar Free Agents have come to San Antonio? Just look at this man here and stay humble.

馬刺球迷：我知道肯定有人提到倫納德和我刺之間的那些事兒，但我還是要說，阿德就是一輛人型坦克！是我們本賽季的MVP！看看他這場比賽的數據吧。

47分鐘，我要強調一遍，打了47分鐘[譯註5]！正負值+21，拿下30分而且在任何方面都有貢獻。你認為倫納德會因為沒有超巨願意來我刺而感到失望？看看阿德的表現，繼續悶聲發大財吧！

[譯註5]：阿德本場實際上場41分鐘。

[–][SAS] Dejounte MurrayFiresplitter47 19 points 49 minutes ago

For real. He really showed why he"s an all star tonight. His box score doesn"t even really tell you how important he was (even though it"s pretty damn good). He was a defensive monster and him and Parker were absolutely torching the cavs on the pick and roll.

馬刺球迷：說真的，阿德今晚向世人證明了自己是名副其實的全明星，數據統計並不能真實地展現他的重要性（儘管數據已經很漂亮了）。他是防守端的怪物，他和帕克的擋拆完完全全地碾碎了騎士。

[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers (18-29) defeat the Boston Celtics (34-14), 108-107.

[賽後]凱爾特人107-108湖人，歐文33分，蘭德爾14+14，庫茲馬28分，克拉克森22分

[–]Lakersblaisec00 47 points 25 minutes ago

On one hand I』m happy for the win.

On the other hand I would really appreciate it if the Lakers made more free throws. They are just absurdly bad at this point.

湖人球迷：一方面我很高興我們贏了。另一方面，如果我湖能投進更多罰球就好了，我們這一點簡直爛得可怕。

[–]LakersJayveesac[S] 9 points 23 minutes ago

It"s beyond comical. Every endgame situation is a heart attack waiting to happen because of the Lakers inability to make free throws consistently

湖人球迷：我湖的罰球有點太幽默了吧。每場比賽末尾都是一次對心臟的考驗，因為我湖並不能穩定地投進罰球。

[–]LakersDeadToWrites 87 points 26 minutes ago

HOLY SHIT WE JUST DID THAT! I thought we were gonna blow it but somehow we didn"t choke it away. Even despite missing free throws again, Kuzma turned into a God into the 4th, so many clutch offensive rebounds, and a great team performance. I fucking love it. Also, fuck Marcus Smart"s floppin ass

湖人球迷：我！們！贏！了！本以為我們又要搞砸了，但還好最終我們贏了。我們又丟了很多罰球，但庫茲馬第四節進入了殺神模式，還有很多個關鍵的進攻籃板，這也是一場完美的團隊表現。大愛！還有，馬庫斯-斯瑪特，去你的假摔！

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantChop_Artista 26 points 36 minutes ago

[–]LakersJayveesac[S] 46 points 27 minutes ago

Lakers Post-game show featuring Kyle Kuzma and his jersey retirement and statue presentation

湖人球迷：湖人賽後特別專欄：凱爾-庫茲馬領銜主演，球衣退役和雕像樹立儀式隆重啟幕。

[–]Warriorsivyspinners 6 points 27 minutes ago

524,927 All Star votes for Kyle Kuzma is outrageous, they said.

They were right.

It was far too low.

人們說庫茲馬得到524927全明星投票很離譜。他們是對的。

票數太少了！！

[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 15 points 30 minutes ago

That was some straight Kobe shit... Did he miss in the 4th quarter??

庫茲馬打出了科比的表現！他第四節有投丟過嗎？

[–]SpursJkbdm 11 points 29 minutes ago

Fts

只丟了罰球。

[–][LAL] Jordan ClarksonZacrem 4 points 33 minutes ago

[–][CHI] Taj GibsonPrancingDonkey 5 points 35 minutes ago

GIVE THIS MAN THE MAX

給他頂薪！

[–]RaptorsTheFantomas 4 points 27 minutes ago

Man the Lakers winning without Lonzo is really hurting his MVP chances

湖人在沒有球哥的情況下贏球，這大大降低了球哥拿MVP的幾率。

[–][BKN] Spencer DinwiddieMisterBellic 10 points 27 minutes ago

I now understand why Terry Rozier is untouchable.

我現在知道為什麼說羅齊爾是安吉的親兒子了。

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 1 point 25 minutes ago

Poor Man』s Michael Jordan /s

他就是個窮人版的邁克爾-喬丹。

[–]Lakersdizjedi 5 points 7 minutes ago

Honestly, I was really impressed by how good he plays. He plays like seasoned vet and he is great on the defensive end too.

湖人球迷：說實話，羅齊爾的優秀表現令我印象深刻。他就像久經沙場的老將而且在防守端也表現出色。

[–]LakersMichaelScarn5 12 points 35 minutes ago

Could a G League team beat the best team in the Eastern Conference?

湖人球迷：一支發展聯盟球隊能否擊敗東部最強的球隊？

[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 5 points 33 minutes ago

A G-League team couldn"t beat us, what are you on

猛龍球迷：發展聯盟球隊當然擊敗不了我龍啦！你嗨大了吧！

[–]LakersMichaelScarn5 8 points 31 minutes ago

It"s a reference to the fact that the Ringer called us a G League team and we just beat the team with the best record in the East

湖人球迷：這是對Ringer的回應，他們說我湖是一支發展聯盟球隊,但我們剛剛擊敗了東部戰績最好的球隊。

[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (38-10) defeat the New York Knicks (21-27) 123-112Post Game Thread

[賽後]尼克斯112-123勇士，比斯利21分，庫里32+7，杜蘭特14+14

[–][NYK] Carmelo AnthonyMexican_Anaconda 28 points an hour ago

We won the first half, ill take it.

尼克斯球迷：至少我們贏了上半場，我覺得OK。

[–]WarriorsTheRyanatorM8 7 points 59 minutes ago

yea gg

勇士球迷：是啊，你們打得不錯。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 5 points an hour ago

Meh. Close enough.

尼克斯球迷：唉，也沒打得太花吧，可以接受。

[–]KnickszOmgFishes 28 points an hour ago*

Could have been worse...Although Curry goes from 0 to 60 faster than any player i"ve ever seen. Pretty sure he started the game like 1-6 on 3s and ended up with 8 on 15 attempts....

尼克斯球迷：我尼原本會被打得更慘的。庫里從0%刷到60%的速度比我見到的任何球員都快。儘管他一開始6投1中，最後還是能刷到15投8中……

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryForkDryer 22 points an hour ago

Steph just decided halfway through the game to stop playing like trash

勇士球迷：庫里只是中途突然決定不能再這麼瞎打了。

[–]Warriorsbball2 104 points an hour ago

Steph 1/10 in the 1st half. Finishes the game 9/19, 8 threes, and 32 points. Just Steph Curry things.

勇士球迷：庫里上半場10投1中，最終19投9中，命中8個三分，32分，常規操作常規操作。

[–][WAS] Kelly Oubrestarrybubble[] 34 points an hour ago

Ate some tide pod at halftime

可能他中場時吃了點洗衣球吧，TX！[譯註6]

[譯註6]：此前有人調侃汰漬洗衣球（Tide Pods）像一款美味小吃，於是興起了吃洗衣球的梗。

[–]WarriorsARealKoala 14 points an hour ago

Curry went from one of his worst games of the season to one of his best

勇士球迷：本應是賽季最差表現之一，硬生生被庫里打成了賽季最佳表現之一。

[–]WarriorsVampireBatman 11 points an hour ago

The Warriors 3rd quarter strikes again!

勇士球迷：我勇第三節一波流又來了！

[–]Warriorshiggsbosonese 11 points an hour ago

What a turnaround by Curry after that first half, was exceptional overall.

Good to see him out of his 1 game shooting rut. Durant"s passing was good today, very Draymond-like. He is picking up a habit of complaining and picking up technicals though, which I think needs to be dialed back a bit. Draymond himself was great as well.

勇士球迷：庫里下半場的表現判若兩人，總體來說打得很好。很高興看到庫里從一場比賽的手感荒中走了出來。杜蘭特今晚傳球很好，可以，這很追夢。但他同樣也染上了追夢愛抱怨，吃技犯的毛病，這得改改，另外追夢今晚打得很好。

[–]NetsAngioedema 9 points an hour ago

David West and those mid range jumpers held it down for the warriors in the first half

大衛-韋斯特和他那些中距離投籃在上半場為勇士穩住了局勢。

[–]Warriorsuuhson 4 points an hour ago

The Servant serves up 14 assists

勇士球迷：「僕人」杜蘭特今晚送出了14個助攻。

[–][GSW] Jason RichardsonMitchShredder 3 points 25 minutes ago

Klay still finished at +25 with 9 points and no threes!? That"s my guy :")

勇士球迷：克萊正負值+25，砍下9分而且沒投進三分？！熟悉的味道。

[Post Game Thread] The Oklahoma City Thunder (27-20) defeat the Brooklyn Nets (18-29), 108-109.Post Game Thread

[賽後]籃網108-109雷霆，喬-哈里斯19分，喬治28+9，威少32分上籃准絕殺，雷霆五連勝

[–][TOR] Norman PowellWatchadoinfoo 139 points 1 hour ago

RIP, thought he banked it in

唉，我還以為那個球打板命中了。

[–]ThunderPaulMeloBrook 39 points an hour ago

Same, Scary Hours

雷霆球迷：我也是，嚇死我了！

[–][OKC] Carmelo AnthonyDeadDay 9 points an hour ago

I need medical assistance

雷霆球迷：快給我速效救心丸！

[–]ThunderDonnian 15 points an hour ago

I saw that net move and I froze. I still didn"t believe it until I saw the replay.

雷霆球迷：我看到籃網動了一下，然後我整個人就呆住了，在看到回放之前我怎麼都不敢相信。

[–][BKN] Spencer DinwiddieMisterBellic 39 points an hour ago

Death, taxes, and the Nets blowing a large lead to lose in heartbreaking fashion. Sigh.

Really entertaining game, though. GG, Thunder.

籃網球迷：不可避免的三件事：死亡、稅收、籃網浪費掉巨大領先優勢。唉。一場有趣的比賽，雷霆打的不錯。

[–][NJN] Vince CarterHevyWeather 131 points an hour ago

I"m blaming this on the 11-0 Felton run.

籃網球迷：我網輸了，都怪費爾頓帶領的一波11-0。

[–]ThunderTuskenCam 66 points an hour ago

Adams made 9 OREBs. The entire Nets team made 8.

雷霆球迷：哇亞當斯搶了9個進攻籃板，籃網全隊才搶了8個！

[–]Thunderimbeach 44 points an hour ago

Hard to get OREBs when you』re making every 3

雷霆球迷：當你三分全部命中時你很難搶到進攻籃板。

[–]ThunderTuskenCam 20 points an hour ago

Haha sob

雷霆球迷：哈哈，苦笑。

[–]RaptorsBESTNBAGOAT 18 points an hour ago

Nothing but respect for Kenny Atkinson... dude has taken a bunch of reclamation projects and made them a very respectable team this year.

對阿特金森教練唯有敬意。這賽季籃網好多百廢待興的球員在他手裡都被用出了花，他打造出了一支受人尊敬的球隊。

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