勒布朗隊受詛咒連傷三將，格里芬頂替樂福強行上位嗎？
勒布朗隊受詛咒連傷三將，美JRs：格里芬要頂替樂福強行上位嗎？
[NBA] Andre Drummond has been named by NBA Commissioner Adam Silver to replace injured Wizards guard John Wall on Team LeBron in the 2018 NBA All Star Game.
NBA總裁亞當-肖華決定，安德烈-德拉蒙德將頂替受傷的奇才後衛約翰-沃爾，成為勒布朗隊的新成員。
[–][HOU] Nene HilarioThatbrasiliankid 279 指標 3小時前
Well deserved. Should"ve gotten it in the first place
沒毛病！最開始庄神就該入選全明星的。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 261 指標 3小時前
No need to shave his shoulder hair
不用刮肩毛嘍~
[–]RaptorsExtinctLurkasaurus 1144 指標 3小時前
Detroit Pistons fans on a high over the last 2 days. Drummond is a great choice, deserves to be in the ASG.
這兩天底特律的球迷嗨翻天了吧。庄神是很好的選擇，他的表現值得進全明星賽。
[–][DET] Boban Marjanoviczootiekaterr 477 指標 3小時前
i want to live
活塞球迷：球球你們給我的雞兒放個假吧！
[–]PacersZsnakejake 398 指標 3小時前*
Pistons went from zero to two all stars all in just one day lol
哈，活塞一天之內憑空多了倆全明星。
EDIT: sorta
編輯：差不多就是倆。
[–]Raptorsokay_reasons 60 指標 2小時前
Wasn"t Drummond already an all-star last year?
庄神明明去年就已經是全明星了吧。
[–]Timberwolvesyoitsthatoneguy 44 指標 2小時前
Two years ago I believe
我記得是前年吧。
[–][BOS] Gerald Greenishandoeee 873 指標 3小時前
「What』s crazier than 2 snubs? 3」 - Lou Williams
「比兩次不受待見更瘋狂的是什麼？三次。」 -路威
[–]PaulAtreidesIsEvil 597 指標 3小時前
Lou Williams bout to drive 2280 miles to beat Drummond"s ass
路威要駕駛3670公里從洛杉磯到底特律來爆庄神的ju花了。
[–]Grizzliessakenno 237 指標 3小時前
Lou Will would have to go in for medical retirement if he tried to fight Drummond lol
笑，路威要是敢跟庄神干架，就此因傷退役差不多是他的結局。
[–]CelticsIfuckinglovebball 55 指標 3小時前
But Lou wasn"t in the right conference...
凱爾特人球迷：呃...路威不是在西部嗎？？
[–]PaulAtreidesIsEvil 221 指標 3小時前
Doesn"t matter, don"t ruin my joke
老實人閉嘴！這講笑話呢，別拆台。
[–]BullsLethalPoopstain 33 指標 3小時前
Celtics fans always trying to ruin everything. smh
嗨呀，凱爾特人球迷怎麼老是想毀掉一切東西。
[–]CelticsCoop1534 0 指標 3小時前
We can』t go one thread without something like this being said about us lol even as a joke
凱爾特人球迷：怎麼所有帖子大家都要嫌棄一下我凱球迷，呵呵，連說笑話都一樣。[譯註1]
[譯註1]0點亮0點滅。
[–]BullsLethalPoopstain 74 指標 3小時前
Doesn"t matter, don"t ruin my joke
老實人閉嘴！這講笑話呢，別拆台。
[–]Raptorspimpsquadforlife 168 指標 3小時前*
Deserved. Should』ve been in there instead of Wall in the first place.
沒毛病。庄神本來就比沃爾更值得進全明星。
[–]HornetsYizWasHere 118 指標 3小時前
PG and Drummond were the biggest snubs and both got in. All is right in the universe, but at the expense of Boogie and Wall 
泡椒和庄神是兩個最大的全明星遺珠，浩瀚宇宙中所有事都是合理的，但犧牲品是表妹和牆牆啊(T ^ T)
[–]WizardsMe_Too_Brad 114 指標 3小時前
sounds like all isn"t right in the universe
奇才球迷：聽起來...浩瀚宇宙中並不是所有事都合理啊。
[Windhorst] Kevin Love likely out 6-8 weeks.
[ESPN記者Windhorst] 凱文-樂福預計將缺陣6-8周
[–]QuestionableTake10 295 指標 1小時前
IT is questioning the authenticity of the X-ray image.
小托馬斯正在質疑X光圖像的真實性
[–]NBAfastlikeanascar 121 指標 1小時前
Who do the cavs blame now?
現在誰背鍋呢？
[–]RaptorsSamiMadeMeDoIt 267 指標 1小時前
Still Love
當然還是鍋福啦/
[–]RaptorsSnowy_Thighs 63 指標 1小時前
"Deadbeat shoulda drank more milk"
「小弱雞樂福，誰讓你特么不多喝牛奶的！」
[–]mendeleyev 40 指標 1小時前
Lue. He forced him play at the center for 3 months. He went up against the strongest guys in the league every night. I kept saying he"s gonna get injured and got downvoted all the time.
那個不懂球鱸魚把鍋背好吧，強迫樂福打了3個月中鋒，他每晚要去對抗那些聯盟里最強壯的筋肉人。我之前一直說樂福這麼打必有傷病你們還一直滅我。
[–]CavaliersAPF429 504 指標 1小時前
KLove will now have been in Cleveland 4 years and played in 0 all-star games.
騎士球迷：樂福來克利夫蘭四年了，沒有打過一次全明星賽。
[–][CHI] Kyle Korveridontknow_whatever 114 指標 1小時前
At least he has Kate Bock
至少他還有他的女友凱特-波克。
[–][BOS] Greg Stiemsmajohnspano 34 指標 1小時前
It"s her birthday today too lol poor K Love
樂福受傷的這天還是他女友的生日！可憐的樂福寶寶啊。
[–]Wizardspaulyv93 76 指標 57 分鐘前
[–]Knicksa_berdeen 307 指標 1小時前
Third replacement on team Lebron. Second year in a row KLove is out of the All Star Game due to injury.
勒布朗隊第三個傷退球員了，這還是連續第二年樂福因傷退出全明星賽。
[–]WizardsThe_Last_Melon14 75 指標 1小時前
Does this still count as him making the Allstar game? Like can Cousins, Wall, and Love all count this?
這樣他今年的全明星身份還算數嗎？像考辛斯，沃爾和樂福他們都還算是今年的全明星嗎？
[–]KeyboardGM 102 指標 1小時前
Yes
是的。
[–]PelicansChrisTheMiss 1110 指標 1小時前
jesus fucking christ it doesn』t stop.
鵜鶘球迷：CTMD，傷病，你還有完沒完！
[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanN7Brendan 535 指標 1小時前
Team Lebron is cursed
勒布朗隊被詛咒了。
[–]Pelicanshak091 151 指標 1小時前
First Boogie, then Wall, now Love.
I would be scared if I was on Team Lebron.
先是考辛斯，然後是沃爾，現在到了樂福。
如果我在勒布朗隊我會很害怕的。
[–]Celticsward0630 264 指標 1小時前
We need to bubble-wrap Kyrie ASAP
凱爾特人球迷：我們需要立刻把歐文用泡泡紙包起來！
[–][WAS] Chubby CoxTheGoddamnSpiderman 666 指標 1小時前
Kyrie actually only believes in Saran wrap
歐文只信賴保鮮膜。[譯註1]
[譯註1]保鮮膜和泡沫最大的區別就是保鮮膜是【平】的。
[–]Rhematicindex 71 指標 1小時前
KD should be really scared rn
杜蘭特這會兒嚇尿了吧。
[–][BOS] Greg Stiemsmajohnspano 993 指標 1小時前*
Heck! Blake to the all star game?
Lebrons team is really cursed
嗶了狗了！格里芬要進全明星了嗎？
勒布朗隊真的有劇毒。
[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanN7Brendan 86 指標 1小時前
Kemba/Dragic/Simmons are my guesses
If they"re forced to pick a frontcourt player maybe Blake?
沃克/德拉季奇/西蒙斯其中一人吧
如果他們非得選個前場球員，可能格里芬？
[–]Cavalierschantlernz 39 指標 1小時前
They picked Drummond to replace Wall, so I"d assume that isn"t an issue?
他們用庄神替代了沃爾，所以位置應該不是問題。
[–]RocketsWhydidideletemyaccou 175 指標 1小時前
does Blake have enough games? It"d be hilarious if he immediately becomes an all star after getting traded. ;
格里芬場次夠了嗎？要是真的剛被交易就成了全明星就太滑稽了。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantjimmcdermont 88 指標 1小時前
Probably Simmons
湖人球迷：應該是西蒙斯。
[–]76ersfybertas 24 指標 1小時前
no thanks don"t want the curse
76人球迷：別，勒布朗詛咒我可不想讓西帝染上
[–][PHI] Julius Ervingmassiveascaris 25 指標 1小時前
Embiid happy Steph picked him.
76人球迷：大帝正在牆角偷笑。
[–]CelticsPaulPierceOldestSon 25 指標 1小時前
Kemba putting up 22-6-4 though
沃克的數據可是有22分6助4板啊。
[–]HeatMelGibsonDerp 19 指標 1小時前
Would be lowest team record All Star representative.
I don"t think those stats + record are enough to outweigh Dragic or even Simmons honestly.
沃克的戰績是所有全明星成員中最差的。
我不覺得這些數據和戰績能勝過德拉季奇或者西蒙斯。
[–]76erssidebottom2beams 61 指標 1小時前
It should be Dragic.
76人球迷：估計是德拉季奇了。
[–]Nuggetsmacgarnickle 221 指標 1小時前
Surely Dragic gets in finally
應當是德拉季奇沒毛病了。
[–]CelticsTroyAtWork 84 指標 53 分鐘前*
I know team record is valuable and the Heat don"t have any representatives in the ASG, but they still are only 3.5 games ahead of the Sixers. It isn"t such a massive lead that it should boost Dragic a ton over Simmons (and Kemba, who is further back).
Comparison between Dragic, Simmons, Kemba：
我知道球隊戰績很重要，熱火在今年全明星賽也沒得到任何尊重，但他們其實只比76人多3.5個勝場啊，這並不會讓德拉季奇領先西蒙斯太多的（沃克也一樣，不過沃克的戰績比德拉季奇差的多一些）。
三人數據對比：
Dragic averages 0.4 ppg more than Simmons, but Simmons far outranks him almost everywhere else. I just don"t see how the case can be made for Dragic. His real snub was back in Phoenix. You could maybe argue either way on offense, but Simmons is WORLDS ahead of Dragic on defense.
Dragic is one of my favorite players to watch but I"d put Kemba and Simmons over him. Kemba maybe even 1st.
Edit: Even the Bucks are 1.5 games back of the Heat and Khris Middleton has a very solid argument to be ahead of Dragic this season. (Comparison)：
德拉季奇比西蒙斯場均得分高0.4，但其他數據西帝是全包圍。我不知道為什麼你們都認為德拉季奇穩了，他真正被忽視的時期是在太陽的時候。進攻端兩人不是很好比較，但防守端西帝大約領先他一個世紀。
德拉季奇是我最喜歡的球員之一，但我覺得沃克和西蒙斯更值得進全明星。沃克可能性最大。
編輯一下：雄鹿比熱火只少1.5個勝場，而且米德爾頓是不是比爪機差也值得商榷。（比較圖在此）
※騎士的陣容之謎！面對連敗，泰倫-盧該不該更換首發球員？
※庫里效應已經顯現，孩子們愛模仿庫里，未來會出現庫里LBJ混合體？
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