小南斯成升級版TT，其他新援活力無限，騎士復甦，LBJ再獲動力！

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小南斯成升級版TT，其他新援活力無限，騎士復甦，LBJ再獲動力！

[Post Game Thread] The Cleveland Cavaliers (34-22) defeat the Oklahoma City Thunder (32-26), 120-112

[賽後]騎士120-112擊敗雷霆，勒布朗37+8+8，威斯布魯克21+7+12，喬治25+4+6安東尼24+7，亞當斯22+17

[–]CelticsBlack_Walder_Frey 1314 指標 1小時前

Kyle Korver beamed. Jordan Clarkson smiled. JR fist bumped TT.

"IT"S WORKING!!!!" Yelled energetic forward Cedi Osman.

"We a fucking squad now," said Lebron, sliding off his towel

科沃爾面帶喜色，克拉克森的嘴角上揚著，另一邊JR正在和TT碰拳慶祝。

「就是這個感覺！」充滿活力的球隊前鋒奧斯曼這麼呼喊著。

而勒布朗，一邊拉下了身上的浴巾，一邊說道：「我們現在就是一起幹個爽的團隊。」 [譯註1]

[譯註1]"We a fucking squad now.（我們現在就是TMD一支戰隊）"上場騎士戰勝凱爾特人的比賽後JR-史密斯說了這句話。

[美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說>>（詳情請看今天推送的第二篇）

[–]cochnbahls 118 指標 1小時前

We need this fanfic posted after every Cavs win from here on out.

從今天起，騎士每贏一場我們都要在賽後貼一遍上面的同人文。

[–]Nuggetso2lsports 30 指標 1小時前

And just a little more graphic each time.

貼一次畫面感更強一次。

[–]Huskiespoonmaster3000 67 指標 1小時前

"We a fucking squad now," said Lebron, sliding off his towel as he walks into Lue"s office

應該是：而勒布朗一邊說道：「我們現在就是一起幹個爽的團隊。」一邊說著他拉下了身上的浴巾，走進了泰倫-盧的辦公室。[譯註2]

[譯註2] 賽季初期曾經有新聞稱詹姆斯僅著浴巾去見了泰倫-盧，之後騎士迎來一波連勝。

[–]Lakersblaisec00 122 指標 25 分鐘前

Glad to see Clarkson and Nance Jr doing well. Miss you bbys

湖人球迷：真高興看到克拉克森和小南斯打的那麼棒，小夥子們想你們了！

[–]LakersRealPunyParker 64 指標 1小時前

You"re welcome.

湖人球迷：不客氣。

[–][MIA] Hassan WhitesideBC502 655 指標 25 分鐘前

Larry Nance is Tristan Thompson if Tristan Thompson were good and not expensive

小南斯就是TT啊！前提是，TT會打球，而且不是垃圾合同。

[–]Cavalierskaprrisch 107 指標 24 分鐘前

Basically Tristan Thompson pre-deal and pre-Kardashian, but faster and even MORE athletic.

騎士球迷：基本等於在簽大合同並和卡戴珊糾纏不清之前的TT，相比之下小南斯速度還要更快，運動能力更強。

[–]Cavaliersgregosaurusrex 34 指標 19 分鐘前

With a bit more offense, and not a complete shitshow at the free throw line.

騎士球迷：而且，小南斯進攻端更強一些，罰球也不會尿的到處都是，雖然這句話可能有點兒冒犯了。

[–][OKC] Chucky AtkinsSPAGHETTI_CAKE 31 指標 24 分鐘前

8 o boards off the bench? What a beast

雷霆球迷：替補出場搶了8個前場板？？？禽獸啊這簡直是。

[–]PacersFearMonstro 43 指標 25 分鐘前

how long until Nance starts over TT?

所以，小南斯還要多久才能頂替TT首發？

[–][PHI] Markelle Fultz6ers 46 指標 23 分鐘前

He should start in their next game, after the break

要我說，全明星周末之後小南斯就該進首發。

[–]Timberwolvesgglebron 59 指標 22 分鐘前

Doubt it. You can atleast boost TT"s performance by having him start with LeBron. Finishing games, it"s easily Nance.

未必。讓TT首發，和勒布朗搭檔，好歹還能再搶救一下他。不過比賽收官階段嘛，還是小南斯上吧，很容易的選擇。

[–]Uncreative4This 19 指標 20 分鐘前

But Lance playing as center against other good bigs is pretty suspect though.

但是小南斯打5號位對抗其他隊伍的出色大個子球員還是勉強了點兒吧。

[–]CavaliersDiprotodong 18 指標 17 分鐘前

Is it more suspect than TT

騎士球迷：勉強？他再勉強能勉強過TT？？？

[–]Raptorsjps78 257 指標 27 分鐘前

I absolutely love Nance. I haven』t seen many Lakers game cause of the West coast time zone but man his BBIQ is insane. Dude was reading passing lanes and just causing disruptions plus being a great roll man and offensive rebounder. It』s night and day for this team.

猛龍球迷：我現在徹底迷上小南斯了，因為西海岸和我這兒的時差問題，我看湖人比賽不多，不過小南斯的球商是真心高啊。他在比賽里閱讀並阻截傳球線路，同時還是一個出色的擋拆人和前場籃板手。他對騎士的提升起到了巨大幫助。

[–]Lakersmrlala12321 103 指標 25 分鐘前

And he knows what he does well and sticks to that. His biggest problem is that he can"t shoot (or isn"t confident enough to shoot) which isn"t nearly as big of an issue on the Cavs as it was on the Lakers.

湖人球迷：而且小南斯很清楚自己擅長什麼並堅持發揮自己的長處。他最大的缺陷就是投射了（或者說他對自己的投射沒啥自信），不過這在湖人可能還算個問題，但是在騎士隊里根本算不上問題。

[–][CLE] Andrew Bogut_SotiroD_ 399 指標 28 分鐘前

WE GOT A MOTHERFUCKING SQUAD

騎士球迷：「我們TMD現在有了一支戰隊！」

[–]Trail BlazersFamilyguy35 141 指標 27 分鐘前

WHY DO TEAMS GIVE THE CAVS GOOD PLAYERS FOR TRASH PLAYERS LMFAO KOBY DA GAWD

為什麼其他隊心甘情願吃下騎士的劣質股並拱手送上優質股？哈哈哈笑尿了！奧特曼NB！

[–]klawhileonard 64 指標 23 分鐘前

NBA VS SUPER WARRIORS 2017-18

「2017-18賽季總決賽，宇宙勇對陣29隊聯軍！」

[–]ThunderTyrone_Lue 161 指標 29 分鐘前

Only six players scored for the Thunder. SIX. The fuck

雷霆球迷：全隊只有6人得分？拿頭贏？

[–]Blestick 71 指標 29 分鐘前*

4 scored 20+ each jesus

其中4人還得分上20……所以吧……

[–][OKC] Steven Adamslegendariusss 37 指標 27 分鐘前

Steven Adams was the best of them too ffs.

雷霆球迷：亞當斯打得最好，沒啥可說的。

[–]vlonesemi 22 指標 28 分鐘前

Is that actually true? If so wtf we need to be active in buyout

這也行？這樣的話，那我們得多看看買斷市場了。

[–]ThunderTyrone_Lue 27 指標 26 分鐘前

Yeah, the "Big Four" combined for 92 and Felton + Grant scored 20.

雷霆球迷：事實就是這樣，四巨頭聯手砍下92分，剩下倆菲爾頓和格蘭特貢獻了20分。

[–]Thundersantatitular 117 指標 1小時前

I don"t give a fuck what you say, Steven Adams is a top 3 center in the NBA and with Boogie out, he is top 2.

雷霆球迷：我也不管你們啥意見，反正我就覺得亞當斯是聯盟現在排名前三的中鋒，要是不算受傷的考辛斯，亞當斯排前二。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesbrainiac2025 23 指標 1小時前

I don"t think even think it would be unreasonable to call him the #1 center right now. Right now dude looks like the best player on your team.

騎士球迷：就算直接說他是聯盟第一中鋒，也不算是石樂志，現在他的表現打的就像是雷霆隊里最好的球員。

[–]mendeleyev 335 指標 30 分鐘前

Cavs are 3-0 when Cedi is in the starting lineup. The King of Akron.

奧斯曼進首發的比賽，騎士3勝0負！奧斯曼就是阿克倫的王！

[–]sopeonaroap 60 指標 29 分鐘前

12-4 when he gets 10+ non-garbage minutes

而在奧斯曼獲得10分鐘以上非垃圾時間出場機會的比賽里，騎士12勝4負！

[–]CavaliersCD23tol 202 指標 31 分鐘前

And we don"t have kevin love back yet

騎士球迷：要知道現在樂福還沒回歸嘞。

[–]Cavalierskaprrisch 73 指標 29 分鐘前

LeBron-Love-Nance frontcourt is going to be amazing.

騎士球迷：勒布朗+樂福+小南斯的前場組合，不行了，光是想想我就濕了。

[–]CavaliersCD23tol 42 指標 27 分鐘前

Nance and Clarkson need to stay together as much as possible, the tip to JC for 3 late in the 4th was something we haven"t seen done by this team all year

also Love giving breakout passes to Nance for some juicy dunks... can not wait

騎士球迷：小南斯和克拉克森需要盡量搭檔出場，第四節末段小南斯點搶把球撥給克拉克森命中三分的套路，之前騎士都沒打過。

我也等不及看樂福四分位長傳給快下的小南斯上演暴扣的戲碼了！

[–][UTA] Gordan Giricektrakavica 157 指標 1小時前

LeBron is pretty good.

老詹牛逼。

[–]ThunderTuskenCam 29 指標 1小時前

He"s alright I guess

雷霆球迷：還行吧，也就那樣。

[–]klawhileonard 17 指標 1小時前

Got locked up for less than 40 points. Trade him while he still has some value.

就是，他都被限制到40分以下了，趁他還有交易價值趕緊出手吧，TX。

[–][CLE] Kyrie IrvingLeKing_James 218 指標 1小時前

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how good JR Smith has been playing the past couple of games?

騎士球迷：我們也抽空吹吹JR最近幾場的出色發揮唄。

[–]CelticsKiron- 64 指標 1小時前

THE PIPE IS BACK, good for JR tho, he couldn"t buy a shot earlier in the season. Nice to see he"s coming back to form, he"ll be key for you guys in the playoffs

The PIPE[譯註3]宣告回歸！史密斯幹得不錯，賽季初期的時候真是怎麼扔都不進啊，很高興看到他找回了狀態，他會是你騎季後賽的一個關鍵角色。

[譯註3] JR-史密斯的這個綽號源於他與女球迷Twitter私聊聊騷的一張截圖。俚語中Pipe有28的意思。

[–]Cavaliershastler17 373 指標 1小時前

THE CAVS ARE 4-0 SINCE THE RINGER ARTICLE, 「Is this the end of the Cavs as we know them?」

騎士球迷：自從The Ringer撰文「是否我們熟知的那支騎士已經走到了末路？」以來，騎士已經取得4勝0負的戰績！[譯註4]

[譯註4]The Ringer以寫毒奶文出名，每次都能靈驗。

[–][CLE] World B. Freemarrone12 297 指標 1小時前

But the ringer was right tho... That cavs team is dead. Long live the cavs.

騎士球迷：不過The Ringer也沒說錯啊……那支隊伍確實已經消逝了，但是「騎士」二字永存。

[–]RaptorsTheFantomas 99 指標 1小時前

The old cavs team can"t come to the phone right now.

why?

cause they"re dead

對不起，以前的那支騎士現在不能接電話了。

為什麼？

因為他們已經死了。[譯註5]

[譯註5]改自Taylor Swift歌曲《Look What You Make Me Do》。

[–]HornetsYizWasHere 15 指標 1小時前

WHY HAS THE RINGER REFUSED TO WRITE A NEGATIVE ARTICLE ABOUT THE HORNETS ALL SEASON?

黃蜂球迷：為什麼The Ringer就是不寫黑我們的文章？！

[–]xye2sd45yyz 55 指標 1小時前

They"d want people to actually read it

寫你們也得有人看啊。

[–]HornetsYizWasHere 10 指標 1小時前

Good point...

黃蜂球迷：扎心了……

[–]WarriorsXaldes 307 指標 1小時前*

Koby Altman is a genious genius. This is an unbelievably quick turnaround for a majorly slumping team. The East might not like it, but I welcome a rejuvenated Cavs. A motivated Lebron is good for the league. Also, the return of Pipe God is great. That last heads up play to Nance was smart af.

勇士球迷：奧特曼真他娘的是個天才，他就這麼讓一支跌落谷底的球隊實現了神乎其技的大轉變，我知道東部其他隊肯定賊難受，但是我看到這支復甦的騎士甚是欣慰啊。一個充滿動力的勒布朗才是聯盟的福音，JR的回歸也很贊，他最後那個靈光一現的給南斯的傳球簡直機智的一匹！

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