JR向助教潑湯像權游，美JRs：這麼低的命中率能潑中嗎

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JR向助教潑湯簡直像NBA版權游，美JRs：他這麼低的命中率能潑中嗎？

[Windhorst] JR Smith was suspended for throwing a bowl of soup at Cavs assistant coach Damon Jones, sources tell @mcten and me.

[記者Windhorst]：據知情人士透露，JR-史密斯因為向騎士隊助理教練達蒙-瓊斯潑了一碗湯而被球隊禁賽一場。

[–][PHO] Steve Nashslysonic7 7820 指標 10小時前

This feels too dumb to believe, but it』s JR Smith...

這事聽起來蠢得我都不敢信了，但是對於JR來說...

[–]KnicksSmalllyBiggs 3027 指標 10小時前*

On the contrary, this feels exactly dumb enough.

恰恰相反，對於JR，那蠢得是劑量剛剛好。

[–][PHO] Steve Nashslysonic7 786 指標 10小時前

Only since it』s JR

這也就是JR，別人我是不太敢信。

[–]KnicksSmalllyBiggs 481 指標 10小時前*

On the contrary, this headline has Lance Stephenson written all over it.

不要亂說，一看這標題，這事明顯署著蘭斯-史蒂芬森的大名，隔著屏幕我都嗅到了芬森的氣味。

[–]SupersonicsAlfalfa_Centauri 743 指標 9小時前

MRW the soup in Lebron"s ear is too hot and I"m trying to help him out.

當我看到勒布朗耳朵里的湯特別燙，想要幫他的時候，我的反應如圖。

[–][OKC] Nick Collisonhomefree122 325 指標 9小時前

I always thought Stephenson"s reaction after the blow was precarious. He starts out with a look of "oh yeah, I"m totally in LeBron"s head now." And it quickly turns into a look of "well fuck, I don"t know, maybe that wasn"t the best idea."

我一直覺得芬森在吹氣後的反應挺讓人捉摸不定的。他先是表現出：「哈哈，這下我肯定干擾到勒布朗的思緒了。」。但是很快他的表情又變成了：「MD,我也不知道，也許不該這麼做的。」

[–]SupersonicsAlfalfa_Centauri 274 指標 9小時前

And then of course you have Lebron with the quintessential "Did dis dude jus did dis?" look/head shake.

之後勒布朗的表情，就很經典了：「這哥們剛剛真的做了這種事？」，之後搖搖頭。

[–]NuggetsRexIosue 920 指標 10小時前

「Your shot is so off, you probably couldn』t even hit me with that bowl of soup」

「你的投籃太離譜，你大概連那碗湯都潑不到我身上。」

[–][CLE] Kyrie IrvingLeKing_James 838 指標 10小時前

JR : "This soup too damn cold!"

Jones : "Just like your jumpshot amirite?"

JR :

騎士球迷：

JR：「這湯怎麼這麼涼啊！」

達蒙-瓊斯：「這不就和你的跳投手感一樣么，沒毛病吧，老鐵？」

JR：（一碗飛湯）

[–]_maslov 219 指標 9小時前

[–]Huskiestwistedlogicx 157 指標 9小時前

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[–]LakersProbablyMyLastLogin 314 指標 10小時前

「WHAT ARE YOU GUNNA DO??? THROW THAT BOWL OF SOUP AT ME???」

「我就說了你能咋滴？你還能拿那碗湯潑我？？？」

[–]Tastyburger1701 308 指標 9小時前

-Man who had soup thrown at him

-被湯潑到的人當時說

[–]Liamneeson2015 69 指標 9小時前

「today will not be the day I get soup thrown at me」

「我把話放在這，今天我不可能被人用湯潑的！」

[–][CLE] Kendrick PerkinsNefariousNeezy 94 指標 8小時前

Narrator: it was

騎士球迷：

旁白：「該男子最終被湯潑了。」

[–][BOS] Kevin GarnettAllTheWayHome606 166 指標 9小時前

You could of gave me 100 guesses and I would have never said he would be suspended for throwing soup but somehow it perfectly fits with JR.

讓我猜上100次我也想不到他會因為潑湯而被禁賽，然而JR做出這事又讓人感覺好像沒啥意外的。

[–][LAL] Magic JohnsonJohnnyConatus 77 指標 9小時前

Right. If they said it was oatmeal I"d be like you"ve got the wrong guy.

是的。如果他們說JR扔的是燕麥粥，我肯定說：「你這明顯搞錯人了」，TX。

[–]OldFashionedJack 685 指標 10小時前

The good news is there"s only a 39.2% chance it hit Damon Jones.

好消息是，那碗湯只有39.2%的幾率命中達蒙-瓊斯。

[–][CLE] Kyrie IrvingLeKing_James 103 指標 10小時前

what"s the true shooting chance though???????

騎士球迷：但是，實際上的真實命中可能性是多少呢？？？

[–][MIA] Tim HardawayRedhonda12 144 指標 8小時前

4.2069

[–]Statshelp_TA 2562 指標 10小時前

I had to quadruple check this to be sure. Lmao

我揉了四次眼睛檢查才敢確信主樓說的是真的，哈哈。

[–]CelticsIanCaesars 2204 指標 10小時前

Same, cause I thought it could be Ty Lue, because he was pissed off because of not getting two bowls, as he ordered two different bowls of soup and wanted to mix them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7b1135/tyronn_lue_abruptly_stops_barking_out_orders/dpei4v1/?sh=8e68b348&st=JEA6Q4NG

我也是，因為我還以為是盧教頭呢。盧教頭可能點了兩碗不同的湯，想要把他們一勺一勺地混合在一起，再一口氣把兩碗當作一碗喝掉。然而他並沒有拿到兩個碗，因而生氣了！

此前的某個帖子中某騎士球迷關於盧教頭比賽中嘴裡吐出一個環狀物的評論：

「可能沒人會相信我，我有個朋友，他的兄弟的同事曾經短暫與盧交往過。妹子說在他們的第一次約會上，泰隆-盧在餐廳點了兩份不同的湯，然後一勺一勺地把他們混合在一起，最後把兩碗湯一起喝了。」

[–]BullsCubsfan5ever 167 指標 10小時前

It seems too good to be true. If I had 3 guesses as to which player would be suspended for throwing soup at a coach JR would definitely be one of them. Probably Rondo and Boogie would be the others

這事精彩得過分啊。如果我能選3個可能因為向教練潑湯而被禁賽的球員，JR肯定名列其中。其他兩個，估計是隆多和考辛斯吧。

[–]Cavaliersdaddyfatstacksthe2nd 107 指標 9小時前

Best case scenario is Kawhi snapping someday and losing it

騎士球迷：最精彩的情況就是倫納德某天突然爆發，完全失去了理智。

[–]Nuggetsfrostwolf011 134 指標 9小時前

That scenario is called the Judgement Day.

那種情況叫做審判日。

[–]HornetsGODZELLER 1827 指標 10小時前

I could have guessed a million reasons why he would be suspended one game and I would have never guessed this

我就算想破頭也想不到他會因為這個而被禁賽一場。

[–]Pacerspitchingkeys 671 指標 9小時前

I swear to god the Cavaliers are a living meme. It"s something new every week.

我向上帝發誓，騎士隊真是好梗頻出啊。每周都有更新的。

[–]CavaliersMilith 293 指標 8小時前

Doomed to lose the finals but at least they"re making the regular season entertaining.

騎士球迷：雖然命中注定要輸掉總決賽，至少他們讓常規賽變得樂趣十足。

[–][BOS] Kyrie IrvingSektsioon 105 指標 9小時前

How does one come up with an idea of throwing a fucking bowl of soup at your coach lol. I kinda wish it was Ty Lue he threw it at, memes would be endless. JR giving coach a helping hand for his natural habitance.

怎麼會有人想到拿一碗湯去潑教練呢，哈哈。我有點希望他潑的是盧教練，那樣的話梗可就說不完了：JR樂於助人，幫助盧教練找回金魚真身，重回水（湯）世界。

[–]Raptorsjps78 1552 指標 10小時前

Why waste good soup

好好的湯啊，為啥要浪費。

[–]HeatBunyipPouch 490 指標 10小時前

It had so much potential.

RIP

那湯里可能蘊含著無限的可能啊。

安息吧。

[–]CavaliersSMOKE-B-BOMB 2773 指標 10小時前

Memest suspension of all time

史上最諧禁賽。

[–]HeatBunyipPouch 583 指標 10小時前

It"s definitely the most JR Smith-type of suspension.

這肯定是最「JR-史密斯式」的禁賽了。

[–]Raptorsstevntiny 3215 指標 10小時前

Cavs assistant: your shot is looking extra wet today

JR Smith: wet? I』ll show you wet.

騎士助教：「你今天的投籃很不錯，全是空刷，像水花四濺一般地進啊。」

JR-史密斯：「水花四濺？我給你來點水花。」

[–]RaptorsTrillination 660 指標 10小時前

Shooters shoot

投手總要投籃，水花四濺不可避免的。

[–]SpursTA_Account_12 475 指標 9小時前

You miss 100% of the soups you don"t take.

你沒投出去的湯，是不會命中的。

[–]Bullsbroohaha 98 指標 9小時前*

This reminds me of something that happened 20 years ago (holy shit, already?) with another head case: Latrell Sprewell.

這讓我想起了二十年前（我的天，都已經這麼久了啊？）另一位情緒不太穩定的球員：「狂人」斯普雷維爾。

Head Coach PJ Carlesimo: Put a little mustard on that pass!

Latrell Sprewell: God, I could kill that guy.

Coach: I"m right here!

Sprewell: [chokes coach]

主教練PJ-卡萊西莫：「出球要快！」

斯普雷維爾：「我的天，我真想幹掉那個傢伙。」

教練：「我就在這呢！」

斯普雷維爾：（鎖喉功）

[–]LakersEatingLunchAt 469 指標 10小時前*

Well at least knowing JR we can safely assume he didn』t actually hit Jones.

還好，以我們對JR的命中率的了解，我們可以確信他並沒有真的潑到達蒙-瓊斯。

[–][LAL] Brandon IngramYzS_Guerra 67 指標 9小時前

Maybe someone had a hand in his face

應該是有人把手舉在他的眼前，干擾了他的視線吧。

[–][BOS] Jaylen Brownsaeedg1377 899 指標 10小時前

This will make for a GREAT game of zones episode

這是NBA版權力的遊戲（Game of Zones）的絕佳劇本啊。

[–]Knicksreifdog 443 指標 10小時前

Who needs writers when you have the Cavs

有騎士隊這群活寶在，誰還需要編劇啊。

[–]Timberwolvesblock_bleeder 98 指標 9小時前

Lue sitting across the table just happy as shit it』s not being thrown at him, and wondering what kinda discipline LeBron gunna throw out.

盧教練坐在桌子的另一邊，心中竊喜JR潑的不是自己，同時開始思考勒布朗對此會下達什麼紀律處分。

[–]LakerslolKura 596 指標 10小時前

LMAO God I love this stupid league so damn much

笑死了，我真是對這個逗比的聯盟愛得深沉啊。

[–][BKN] D"Angelo Russellj_cruise 248 指標 9小時前

The Cavs this year may be one of the most entertaining teams in sports history when you count antics outside the games

今年的騎士隊可能是體育歷史上最有娛樂性的球隊了，如果你只考慮場外的各種無厘頭事件的話。

[–]Rocketsnowaygreg 239 指標 9小時前*

If you"re broke, here"s a tip:

Put chunky soup over 1 cup of long grain white rice, add a little butter & sriracha (to taste) . I recommend doing this with a beef soup. Avoid the creamy kinds.

The whole meal is about $2.50 and it will fill you up.

如果你窮得揭不開鍋了，下面是一個專業貼士：

把坎貝爾牌濃湯澆在一杯量的長粒白米上，加入一點黃油和拉差辣醬（加一點滋味）。我推薦用牛肉湯，不要用那種過於油膩粘稠的就好。[譯註2]

整頓飯也就2.5美元，保證你吃的飽飽的，賊頂事。

[譯註2]chunky soup為坎貝爾牌推出的速食濃湯，拉差辣醬是源自泰國的一種辣醬。

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