科比拿奧斯卡，詹姆斯也有可能，他本身就是一部精彩的電影

科比拿奧斯卡，詹姆斯也有可能，他本身就是一部精彩的電影

LeBron said winning an Oscar hasn』t been a goal of his, but now that Kobe has one and he』s in the movie business...

勒布朗-詹姆斯在接受採訪時聊到贏下奧斯卡並不是他的一個目標，但是現在科比已經拿下了一座小金人，同時勒布朗自己也在電影界，所以……誰知道呢？

[–]SunsSportsMasterGeneral 3086 指標 9小時前

LeBron directing a movie would probably be the funniest thing of all time

Halfway through the movie, the entire cast gets replaced

我猜勒布朗執導電影絕對會是有史以來最逗的事情了：

比如說在電影放到一半的時候，你會發現整個劇組都被換掉了。

[–]NBAmikesituation45 515 指標 9小時前 

Get Christopher Plummer at the 5

勒導可以讓克里斯托弗-普盧默負責扮演中鋒的戲份。[譯註1]

[譯註1]在凱文-史派西爆出性侵醜聞後，原本由他飾演的《All the Money in the World》中的男主一角由普盧默接任。

[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony Townseeeedlef 192 指標 8小時前

Instructions unclear, Christopher Plumlee obtained...

勒導說禿嚕嘴了，製片方給他找來了克里斯托弗-普拉姆利。

[–]Rocketsmarksoutherntwain 82 指標 7小時前

Damn ANOTHER Plumlee?????

日，碩大的普拉姆利家庭又加入了一位新成員。

[–]Raptorsdfkognus 20 指標 7小時前

Plummer is more of an old school 5 in my opinion. Daniel Day Lewis has the range and ball handling ability to be a modern point center who can stretch the floor. Terrifying in transition as well.

在我看來，普盧默應該屬於那種老派風格的中鋒。丹尼爾-戴-劉易斯就不一樣了，有射程，能運球，可以當成拉開場上空間的那種現代控球中鋒來使，而且打攻守轉換的時候也是一把大殺器啊。

[–][BKN] D"Angelo Russellj_cruise 265 指標 9小時前

Skip Bayless: "Jordan or Kobe can carry an entire film studio by themselves, but LeBron needs help!"

模仿Skip Bayless（美國第一大詹黑記者）：「喬丹和科比才是那種能把整個劇組都扛在肩上的男人，而勒布朗就不行了，他還是需要幫手！」

[–]Wizardsireddit270 138 指標 9小時前

"Lebron couldn"t have done it without Ray Allen"s contributions to the screenplay"

「要不是有雷-阿倫在劇本上貢獻了自己的靈感，勒布朗絕對搞不定！」

[–]CavaliersKenchan21 73 指標 8小時前

"Ray Allen SAVED Lebron"s legacy with the clutchest acting performance in Acting history!"

「偉大的雷-阿倫用表演史上最關鍵的表演拯救了勒布朗的歷史地位」

[–]NBAMintastic 146 指標 7小時前

Morgan Freeman yelled, 「There you go!」 Leonardo DiCaprio gave a look of pleasant surprise. Donald Glover belted, 「We got an [expletive] cast now.」 And before LeBron James hit the trailer park, ex-Hollywood star Sean Connery hugged him & said, 「Y』all look so different.」

摩根-弗里曼拍手叫好：「幹得漂亮，幹得漂亮！」萊昂納多-迪卡普里奧臉上掛滿驚喜。唐納德-格洛沃拉了拉緊自己的皮帶：「咱們現在這劇組真[嗶]像樣啊。」勒布朗剛要進入劇組，前好萊塢巨星肖恩-康納利擁抱了他，並說道：「你們真是變樣了啊！」[譯註2]

[譯註2][美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說：
據克利夫蘭記者報道（戰勝凱爾特人後）：終場哨響，克利夫蘭騎士隊的總經理科比-奧爾特曼自豪地站在更衣室門外，等待著在周日下午跟勒布朗-詹姆斯和他這支凱旋的煥然一新球隊的成員們碰個拳。受傷的前鋒凱文-樂福大聲喊著：「幹得漂亮！幹得漂亮。」神射手凱爾-科沃爾臉上掛滿驚喜。後衛JR-史密斯大聲喊著：「咱現在這夥人真[TMD]像樣。」詹姆斯打開更衣室大門，NBA名宿凱文-加內特擁抱了他然後說：「你騎真是變樣了啊。」

[–]LakersKingSol24 98 指標 8小時前

If the movie does poorly with audiences early Lebron will leave his own production team and join Pixar to win not 1 not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5 Oscar"s

湖人球迷：如果到時候勒布朗拍的電影不受觀眾喜愛，那勒布朗會離開自己的製片公司，加入皮克斯，拿下多少座奧斯卡小金人呢？不是一座，不是兩座，不是三座，不是四座也不是五座...

[–]Rocketsrecursion8 37 指標 8小時前

"I"m taking my talents to Emeryville"

勒布朗：「我要把我的天賦帶到愛莫利威爾（皮克斯動畫工作室所在地）去。」

[–]Wizardsblast0ise 706 指標 9小時前

They should give him one for the Decision

光是當年的「決定」，就已經值得奧斯卡給勒布朗頒一座奧斯卡小金人了。

[–]Wizardsimsrrybby 215 指標 9小時前

Like most franchises the sequel was not nearly as good. Wasn"t even televised.

就像很多經典劇集一樣，續集都沒有前作那麼棒了。「決定」第二部就沒有「決定」第一部精彩了，甚至連電視都沒有直播！

[–]Cavaliers-Deinonychus 112 指標 7小時前

I thought it was pretty good.

騎士球迷：啥嘛，我就覺得第二部挺精彩的。

[–]CavaliersI_cut_my_own_jib 61 指標 7小時前

10/10 did enjoy

Now I"m nervously anticipating if they go for a 3rd one... Hoping for a happy ending

騎士球迷：可不是么，我百分之分享受觀影過程。

現在我有點緊張地在等第三部出來……我希望會是一個完美大結局。

[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookAnti_Thon 55 指標 9小時前

If that』s Oscar worthy then Thunderstruck got snubbed smh

雷霆球迷：唉，如果勒布朗的「決定」就值得一座奧斯卡，那我覺得杜蘭特的「雷霆萬鈞」簡直是被黑掉了。

[–]Wizardsblast0ise 110 指標 9小時前

Best Performance by a Snake

奧斯卡新獎項：「一條蛇的最佳表演獎」。

[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookAnti_Thon 55 指標 9小時前

I would still take prime Voldemort over him

雷霆球迷：以蛇而論的話，我還是選巔峰伏地魔。

[–]Pelicanslion5panel 31 指標 7小時前

Prime Voldemort had Nagini, KD had to carry that film on his shoulders

我不是杜蘭特：我第一個不服！巔峰伏地魔至少還有納吉尼幫他，KD有啥啊？他可是自己一個人把整部電影都扛在肩上咯！

[–]KnicksThePassionOfKristaps 28 指標 7小時前

Nagini was only a system player smh, amazing how these young uns don"t know

He was all right during the regular season and had some nice moments like wounding Arthur Weasley, but when it came to the playoffs in May and June it"s like he"s not even on the floor. Where was he when Voldemort needed him in the Department of Mysteries?

你認真的嗎？納吉尼只是一個體系球員你懂不懂，你們這些年輕人啊，納吉尼當時在常規賽季期間還是偶爾有些高光時刻的，比如弄傷了亞瑟-韋斯萊，但是當打到五、六月份季後賽的時候他連場都上不了了。你回憶看看，當伏地魔在魔法部鏖戰需要它幫助時，它蛇呢？

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingramkerim98 199 指標 9小時前

Are there any updates about Space Jam 2?

我就想知道有沒有任何關於《空中大灌籃2》的新消息。

[–]zo2_ 62 指標 9小時前

Soon

即將上線，盡請期待！

[–]CavaliersI_cut_my_own_jib 97 指標 7小時前

-Blizzard Entertainment

-暴雪娛樂公司如是說。

[–]Lakersdookoo 36 指標 7小時前

-Dr. Dre

-Dr. Dre如是說。

[–]TimberwolvesNinjavelociraptor2 39 指標 6小時前

-George R.R. Martin

-喬治-R-R-馬丁老爺子如是說。[譯註3]

[譯註3]暴雪、Dr.Dre和馬丁老爺子都因為經常放鴿子而遭到調侃。

[–]AKA-Doom 89 指標 8小時前

LeBron"s turn in Trainwreck single handedly turned my wife into an NBA fan. I live in Boston so I have to boo the man every time he touches the ball (like the Garden did the entire first quarter during Paul Pierce night) but he was so funny, I am looking forward to post career media mogul LeBron

勒布朗憑藉在《生活殘骸》中一己之力的出彩表演將我老婆變成了一個NBA球迷。我住波士頓，所以每次去看球勒布朗拿到球我就會噓他（就和當時那場保羅-皮爾斯球衣退役之夜打騎士的第一節那樣），但他在電影里實在是太搞笑了，很期待勒布朗退役後成為影視界大亨。

[–]TimberwolvesTB7_aka_StopNPop 46 指標 10小時前

I won an Oscar in my dream last night AMA

終於輪到我了，我昨晚在夢中贏得了奧斯卡，各位有什麼想問的？

[–][OKC] Lazar HaywardIncaseAce[S] 25 指標 9小時前

What movie did you make?

你製作了啥電影啊？

[–]TimberwolvesTB7_aka_StopNPop 85 指標 9小時前

It was a documentary about Teddy Roosevelt. I dont even know shit about him but apparently my dream self is an expert on him

是一部關於西奧多-羅斯福的紀錄片。我本人對他一概不知，可是很明顯夢中的我簡直就是專門研究他的專家。

[–]ThunderTraeRoyalty 326 指標 9小時前

Lebrons hair confuses the fuck out of me

He brought his hairline down and filled in the gaps but then got the plugs removed? Now he doesn"t give a fuck as long as his hairline is good

勒布朗的髮型真是讓我一臉懵逼。

之前他植髮把髮際線往前拉，遮住了額頭，之後他又把植的頭髮給剃光了？

現在他就是只要老子的髮際線看著不錯，就無所謂的態度了。

[–]RaptorsMasai-Ujiri 161 指標 9小時前

his hair looks fucked from the top now instead of from the front

Look at this: 

其實他的頭髮從前面看還好，你從頂上看，簡直就是災難。

這啥玩意啊：

[–]Bullsdasoxarechamps2005 95 指標 8小時前

When your hair looks fucked up from both the top and the front

這就是：當你頭髮從前或從頂上看都像狗啃了一樣:(。

[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony Townseeeedlef 247 指標 8小時前

... you run for President.

……這時你就可以去競選美國總統了。

[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookJWannet 66 指標 8小時前 

Prob cause people normally aren"t taller than him, so they won"t see the top of his head

估計應該是大部分人都沒勒布朗高，所以沒法看到他的頭頂吧 :P。

[–]HeatJacien_Visenad 60 指標 8小時前

[–]AxhaICY 12 指標 9小時前

Just shave it all off for Christ』s sake. Going completely bald》 whatever that is

求你了勒布朗，把頭剃光吧，留個全禿之類的髮型吧，我也不知道該叫啥。

[–]NBATuneHD 185 指標 9小時前

What do you mean whatever that is? It"s just a normal cut with thin hair lol. I"m guessing you"re bald since it"s always the bald/balding dudes that push everyone to shave their hair off for no reason.

你說你不知道該叫啥是幾個意思？這髮型就是正常裁剪細頭髮啊哈哈哈。我猜老哥你應該是禿子吧，因為那些禿頭/即將禿頭的人老是莫名其妙地慫恿其他人把頭髮給剃光。

[–]Wizardsfabosexy 16 指標 9小時前

He"s had a hair transplant as early as 2014. The fue strip scar they use for harvesting is right there on the side of the head. Sometimes hair doesn"t take and that leads to falling out again

勒布朗早在2014年就有一次植髮經歷了。他頭上那條線狀的傷疤就是當時為了採集種植頭髮留下來的。有時候植髮不成功，就會導致再次脫髮。

[–]qwerty123000 22 指標 8小時前

Pretty sure he just isn"t taking his Propecia because it would mess with his testosterone. So basically he got the transplant which is good for the hairline but the rest of his hair will keep falling out unless he is on Propecia. But he can"t compromise his performance on the court so he doesn"t take it. I guess the hairline bothered him so much he"d rather have a good hairline even while the rest of his hair falls out.

很確定勒布朗在植髮之後沒有在服用非那雄胺生髮劑（脫髮治療葯），因為這樣的話會影響到他的睾酮水平。所以情況基本上就是他的髮際線植髮很成功，可是由於他不服用非那雄胺生髮劑，其它部分的頭髮就會一點點地脫落。他為了不影響自己在球場上的表現所以他就沒選擇服藥。我猜勒布朗應該一直挺煩自己的髮際線問題，所以只要他有一個還不錯的髮際線，其它地方的頭髮脫落他也覺得沒啥所謂了。

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