洛杉磯樹廣告牌招募詹姆斯，美JRs：應在克利夫蘭樹啊

洛杉磯樹廣告牌招募詹姆斯，美JRs：應在克利夫蘭樹啊，他住那兒

A banner has been put up on the highway in LA recruiting LeBron to the Lakers:

洛杉磯高速路上樹起了廣告橫幅招募勒布朗來湖人

廣告牌內容：忘了過程吧，我們能贏下總冠軍！#洛布朗——超級湖蜜calljacob.com贊助

[–]Lakersfriskydongo 406 指標 12小時前 

Worked for Dwight!

湖人球迷：這招在挽留霍華德的時候可靈了呢，TX。

[–][SEA] Delonte Westdunedog223 157 指標 11小時前 

I forgot about that. That billboard is hilarious.

我都忘了這事兒了，那個廣告牌超搞笑。

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozan60-22 147 指標 11小時前 

#StayD12[譯註1]

猛龍球迷：#留下來，D12。

[譯註1]：湖人曾在貝弗利山莊立廣告牌挽留霍華德，並在twitter和當地報紙《洛杉磯時報》上同步發起了名為"#STAYD12"的網路*河蟹*活動。

[–]MavericksDark-Cuban 76 指標 10小時前 

"I know we spent the year slandering you despite you putting up all star numbers with 

a fucked up shoulder all year and didn"t complain but #StayD12"

「我知道在過去的一年裡，你帶著肩傷打出了全明星數據，並且從不抱怨，我們卻總是diss你，但還是請#留下來吧D12.」

[–]LakersP00nz0r3d 98 指標 9小時前 

He had great stats but he did complain a lot. Not about the injuries, but about pretty m

uch everything else.

湖人球迷：他確實有著很棒的數據，但他絕對抱怨的不少啊。除了自己的傷，其他所有事情都被他抱怨的差不多了。

I always gave him the benefit of the doubt because he did come back from a back surg

ery and had a nagging shoulder injury, but he outright refused to play the pick and roll a lot of the time for example.

通常我也不會因此過於苛責霍華德，畢竟他當時剛從背部手術傷愈歸來，並且肩傷也一直折磨著他，但還是舉個例子吧，他當時曾多次公開拒絕擋拆。

Hell he got yelled at by Steve Fucking Nash mid game for not moving into a position to receive a pass. Dude was standing there under the basket calling for the ball while Nash was double teamed in the corner.

你能想像嘛，他曾在比賽中被尼瑪史蒂夫-納什罵了，就是因為他沒有及時轉換位置接傳球，當時納什在底角突破被雙人包夾，而他就干站在籃下揮手要球。

[–]LakersDoctorPuddingPop 39 指標 9小時前 

Didn』t complain? Lol ya Dwight didn』t add any distraction at all. You know because it makes total sense to go to the media about not being the number one option all year long and then after the fact say that his shoulder was hurt all year and could barely move it. Also great idea to not want to run the pick and roll with Steve Nash of all people despite not having an actual post game. Here』s a good play where he did a ton to help his trapped teammate by literally not moving at all despite two people in front of him. Then starts an argument.

湖人球迷：沒有抱怨？呵呵，是的，德懷特真的是一點都沒有給湖人添亂呢。畢竟他一整個賽季都跑到媒體那兒說自己不是球隊的第一選擇完全沒毛病，然後又說自己一直受肩傷困擾動彈不得。更絕的是，他竟然不想跟納什配合擋拆，那可是歷史級別的擋拆組織者啊！而且更別提霍華德捉急的低位進攻能力了。再來看看他怎麼全力配合被夾擊的隊友吧，看著前面兩個人在阻擋納什，被放空了的他就站在那兒動也不動。然後還挑起了隊友間的爭吵。

I』m not saying he didn』t have reasonable stats or that he wasn』t injured in any way but there』s other reasons for us to dislike Dwight than him just choosing Houston.

我不是說他數據不華麗，我也不是說他沒有受傷，但湖蜜不喜歡他絕對是有其他原因的，不只是因為他最後選擇了休斯頓。

[–]Raptors Bandwagonillmatica 21 指標 6小時前 

OMG, the lowest period in the history of the Lakers. Still can"t believe they did that.

猛龍球迷：我的天啊，這絕對是湖人歷史最低迷時期了，到現在還是無法相信這一切。

[–]Lakersi_am_penis 44 指標 5小時前 

Oh no lol we went even lower with the Deng and Mozgov signings.

湖人球迷：不是這樣的哈哈哈，簽下鄧英喬和莫茲戈夫後我們更慘了。

[–][LAL] Chucky AtkinsOldSoultheMojo 1048 指標 12小時前 

Times New Roman 

湖人球迷：用的是Times New Roman（新羅馬）字體。

[–]CavaliersSuperSamSucks 351 指標 11小時前 

圖片文字：平面設計是我的最愛。

[–]zo2_ 233 指標 11小時前* 

Well... it beats Comic Sans

好吧，這比Comic Sans字體強多了。

[–][CLE] Kevin Lovequentin-coldwater 79 指標 10小時前 

Does it?

Comic Sans screams "I have the taste of a 5 year old".

Times New Roman screams "I created this banner in Microsoft Word 2003 without switching from the default font"

騎士球迷：你確定嗎？

Comic Sans字體給人的強烈感覺就是：「我的審美水平跟5歲小孩兒差不多哦」

Times New Roman 則是：「我打開Word 2003，沒有切換默認字體我就能創作出這個標語哦！」[譯註2]

[譯註2]：Comic Sans是一種似手寫的字體，由文生·康奈爾（Vincent Connare）設計。這種字體受到一些平面設計師的反對，認為不夠正式。而文生·康奈爾本人也曾反駁說，此字體並不適用於任何情況，只適合給兒童使用的軟體。Times New Roman是很多文字處理軟體的默認字體。而騎士老闆吉爾伯特在2010年休賽季發表公開信辱罵詹姆斯用的就是comic sans字體，被美國網友瘋狂調侃他太幼稚。

[–]Warriorssubliminali 10 指標 8小時前 

I think this guy made his mockup for the billboard in Microsoft Word in about 5 minutes. If you"re going to spend thousands on 3 billboards, maybe pay a graphic designer to make sure it doesn"t look like a child made it.

我覺得這位老兄可能用了大概5分鐘就在Word上完成了廣告牌的模型設計。如果你要在3個廣告牌上花數以千計美元的話，或許請個平面設計師來做會更好吧，至少別看起來像是小孩子做的啊。

[–]WarriorsFrostmoth76 508 指標 12小時前 

It"s so far off the highway lol, looks like they paid a hundred bucks to put it on the side of a run down taco bell

勇士球迷：哈哈哈，這個廣告牌離主幹道可真遠。看起來好像他們花了100美元在一個快要關門大吉的taco bell旁邊做廣告。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantBagelBites619 122 指標 11小時前 

They probably did. If you read below it says who paid for the billboard. Its kind of hard to read but it wasn"t paid for by the Lakers lol.

湖人球迷：很有可能就是這樣的。看看下面那行字吧，那裡說著是誰花錢乾的。雖然看不太清但這確實不是湖人做的哈哈哈。

[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownJaylenBrown7 291 指標 11小時前 

Well obviously not, think magic has had his fair share of big tampering fines

凱爾特人球迷：嗯，很明顯不是湖人，我想魔術師也受夠了那些超重的引誘罰款了吧。

[–][LAL] Lonzo BallSatisfactoryRanching 156 指標 9小時前 

Paid for by DefinitelyNotMagicJohnson.com

湖人球迷：[絕對不是魔術師.com]傾情贊助。

[–][LAL] Coby KarlCaptMarvel23 29 指標 9小時前* 

It"s paid for by Jacob Emrani a big time lawyer in L.A. and an advertiser on the local sports radio channel and home of the Lakers ESPN 710. I hear his damn commercials all the time on my commute.

湖人球迷：這個廣告牌是Jacob Emrani贊助的，他是洛杉磯非常知名的的律師，他在當地體育廣播電台和ESPN L電台上也有打廣告。我在上下班路上經常聽到他的那破廣告。

Edit: He actually put up 3 Billboards, shout out Sam Rockwell

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2763113-lakers-fan-buys-billboards-recruiting-lebron-james-to-la-trolls-76ers

編輯：他其實立了3塊廣告牌，為Sam Rockwell打call！[譯註3]

鏈接：嗆聲76人！湖人球迷買下廣告牌招募勒布朗來洛杉磯>>

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2763113-lakers-fan-buys-billboards-recruiting-lebron-james-to-la-trolls-76ers

[譯註3]：Sam Rockwell剛憑藉犯罪電影《三塊廣告牌》獲得第75屆金球獎電影類最佳男配角獎、第90屆奧斯卡金像獎最佳男配角獎。

[–][SAS] Manu Ginobilimindthenew 148 指標 11小時前 

2 Billboards (so far) Outside Cleveland, Ohio

目前俄亥俄州克利夫蘭市外立有2塊廣告牌。

[–]frugalNOTcheap 38 指標 7小時前 

Let"s just make the Lebron billboard challenge. All 30 teams can put one up plus the Ste

elers

招募勒布朗廣告牌挑戰搞起來啊！聯盟30支球隊都立一個，再加上鋼鐵人。[譯註4]

[譯註4]：匹茲堡鋼鐵人。是一支職業美式橄欖球（NFL）球隊。此前鋼鐵人跑鋒史密斯蘇斯公開在IG上表示，希望詹姆斯能跨界轉戰NFL，帶領球隊奪得超級盃冠軍，不但是NBA史上最偉大球員，更是能在體壇名留青史。

[–][BKN] Rondae Hollis-Jeffersonnyargleblargle 30 指標 6小時前 

We exist. #LeBrooklyn

籃網球迷：別忘了我網。#勒布魯克林。

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonSexyTimeDoe 58 指標 10小時前 

There is a ~2% chance that LeBron made all of these just to fuck with people

騎士球迷：大概有2%的可能這些廣告牌其實都是勒布朗在背後搞鬼來逗大家玩兒呢。

[–]LakersParanoides 20 指標 7小時前 

He would be absolute favorite player of mine

湖人球迷：真是這樣的話，他會是我最喜歡的球員，沒有之一。

[–]ethan_at[??] 22 指標 10小時前 

They did it wrong, u gotta put the billboard in Cleveland. That"s kinda where lebron lives

這個球迷這麼做不對啊，你應該把廣告牌豎在克城才對，那才是詹姆斯住的地方嘛。

[–]SupersonicsSportslegend 17 指標 11小時前 

Cheap way to advertise yourself too

（這種做法）也是宣傳自己的廉價方式。

[–]LakersVIARPE 13 指標 10小時前 

cheap? it"s very smart, now we all searching for calljacob. Otherwise ofc we wouldn"t

湖人球迷：廉價？這很機智啊，現在我們一個個都在百度calljacob呢。不然我們肯定不會這麼做啊。

[–]LakersWhiteAdipose 4 指標 9小時前 

you haven"t already heard call jacob on the radio in LA?

湖人球迷：你之前沒有在洛杉磯的廣播里聽到過call jacob嗎？

[–]LakersVIARPE 14 指標 8小時前 

I live in Chile, so no :/

湖人球迷：我住在智利，所以，額，沒有。

[–]LakersKingSol24 12 指標 9小時前 

They play that fuckin jingle every commercial break on 710 ESPN LA

湖人球迷：710 ESPN LA的每一次廣告休息都會響起那該死的鈴聲。

[–][OKC] Wally SzczerbiakKevinDurant_The_GOAT 23 指標 11小時前 

I went to the billboard guy"s website (calljacob.com) and the music is very catchy lol

雷霆球迷：我去這個廣告商的網站（calljacob.com）上看了一下，背景音樂非常朗朗上口啊哈哈哈。

[–]NBAInTheAbsenceofTrvth 51 指標 10小時前 

Nice try Jacob

樓上演的挺像啊，但還是露出了馬腳。你不就是他嗎。

[–][MIN] Tyus Jonespollinium 6 指標 11小時前 

Dude really is a superfan. His business website is in purple and gold and the welcome image is him talking in a room full of Lakers stuff.

Also his website looks a lot better than his billboard

https://www.calljacob.com/

森林狼球迷：這位老兄真真是湖人的超級球迷。他的商業網站以紫色和金色作主色調，連網站的歡迎圖都是他在一個充滿了湖人周邊的房間里講話的照片。

PS，他的網站可比他的廣告牌好看太多了。

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