外國網友吐血總結：逗比家人讓你生無可戀的瞬間

Super Embarrassing Family Members

The purpose of family is to love you, support you, and be there for you no matter what. But it"s also their job to embarrass you as much as humanly possible. Take a look at these extremely embarrassing family members to remind yourself that maybe you don"t have it so bad.

家人的存在是為了愛你，支持你，陪伴你。但是有時候他們也會讓你有點尷尬。看看這些爆笑的家庭搞怪吧!

1.

This is how this dad shows up to his daughter"s volleyball games. That poor, poor girl. Although, I might need to get myself a pair of those sandal boots. Are they designer?

這是這個爸爸出席女兒排球比賽的樣子。可憐的小姑娘啊。有那麼一丟丟想要這個涼靴，誰設計的?

Reddit | purplesock92

2.

Alright, who let mom start texting?! More importantly, who taught her to say fleek? This needs to be put to an end immediately. If my mom starts talking like this, I"m breaking my phone.

為什麼要讓我媽會打字...更重要的是，誰教她說 完美 這個詞的?必須要制止她了，如果我媽一直這麼跟我說話的話，我會砸了我的手機的!

Instagram | @matayagfb

抱歉小姐，我好雞凍哇因為我完美到極致了!

媽，別

別用「完美」這個詞

求你了

3.

I guarantee you this was dad"s idea and mom was roped into it. Even when they"re older, parents will never stop embarrassing their kids. It"s just a fact of life, so you better get used to it.

我向你保證這是我爸媽的主意。即便你爸媽老了，他們也不會停止讓你感到尷尬的。這是事實，你只能習慣。

Reddit | [deleted]

4.

This mom wore swim goggles to prevent herself from crying while cutting onions. Although this is definitely embarrassing, I must say that it"s pretty ingenious. I may have to borrow this technique the next time I"m in the kitchen.

這個媽媽為了不讓自己切洋蔥流淚戴上了泳鏡。雖然很尬吧，但是真的實用!下次我也試試。

Reddit | endofthenightmare

5.

Prom pictures are the perfect time for dads to wreak havoc. I guarantee you she has no idea what"s going on, and won"t be very happy later when she finally sees the picture.

舞會照相絕對是老爸們肆意搗鬼的好時機。我向你保證這個小姑娘絕對不知道發生了什麼，並且在拿到照片後也絕對不會高興!

Reddit | tita75

6.

"Hey dad, can you pick me up something from McDonald"s? I"ll take a quarter pounder please." This is such a dad joke. Too take it to the next level, he should"ve added a slice of cheese.「

老爸你能幫我去麥當勞買個牛肉堡回來嗎?」這絕對是我爸開玩笑的風格。他總是很會發揮，應該給我加片芝士就更好了。

Reddit | FromFlorida

7.

These parents absolutely nailed it. I wouldn"t be surprised if a modeling contract showed up in their mailbox sometime soon.

這些父母太擅長模仿了。我感覺過不了多久他們可能就會收到一份模特邀請合同。

Reddit | keesh75

8.

This dad loves to embarrass his son by changing costumes each day and waiting for him at the bus stop for all his classmates to see. That poor kid probably doesn"t have too many friends left.

這個父親不要太喜歡尬演啊..每天都要穿著戲服在公交站等他的兒子，全班都看見了...他兒子可能不會有朋友了

Imgur | PostPerfectThings

9.

This is the Snapchat a young man received from his mom. I don"t think she"s counting on having grandchildren anytime soon. "Thanks for the support mom. I knew I could always count on you."

這是一個男生在Snapchat上收到他媽媽發來的圖片。可能他媽媽也不指望著抱孫子了。「謝謝我親媽的支持，我就知道你最靠譜!」

Twitter | @kevinillest

10.

This is the perfect depiction of the reaction to a terrible dad joke. Every single one of the family members is hiding in embarrassment, but the father is so proud.

這可能是對老爸尬開玩笑最真實的反應了。所有人都尬得想躲起來，但是爸爸驕傲的不行。

Imgur | BluenoseGeo

11.

Taking your dad out in public is always a huge risk. Sometimes he may behave himself perfectly. Other times, he just might unbutton their shirt and pretend to feed a baby gorilla statue.

把爸爸帶出去真的是一場冒險。有的時候他簡直完美，但是其他的時候，他可能就會解開他的襯衣扣子假裝喂一個雕塑猩猩奶。

Imgur | sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn

12.

Just look at his little sister"s face in all of these pictures. You can tell she did not like the fact that he was having more fun than she was. What an awesome older brother.

看看這些照片里他妹妹耷拉的臉。可以看出來她對於哥哥比她還嗨這件事很不高興。這個哥哥多棒!

Imgur | flaversham

13.

This is surprisingly accurate. I hope he went through the effort of going out to the garden to pick those flowers. Dads will go through a ton of effort to embarrass their children.

這個出乎意料地切題啊。我希望他體會到了去花園摘花的苦楚，因為這跟我現在尷尬的苦楚很像...

Reddit | DPooly1996

14.

Dad painted the house and decided to leave a special note for his son. Even when they"re being productive, parents still find a way to embarrass you. But hey, it probably got the son motivated to help with the rest of the painting.

老爸粉刷了房子，並且決定給兒子留下一個特別的標記。雖然爸爸媽媽做事很有成果，但是在使孩子尷尬這件事兒上也是一點也不示弱。可能兒子會忍不住想幫忙完成剩下的粉刷任務吧....

Imgur | sasha311

15.

These moms absolutely nailed recreating their sons" selfie they took at the baseball game. No matter how old you get, you and your friends will never be able to escape the embarrassment of mommy.

這個媽媽完美重現了她兒子的自拍。不管你多大，這尷尬你是躲不掉了...

Reddit | satanscomedian

16.

This sister wanted to make sure that her brother wasn"t beginning to feel like too much of an adult just because he got his first job. You go, girl. Never let him forget who"s in charge.

這個妹妹可能不想讓她哥哥過早成熟吧...穿著這件衣服來到哥哥第一份工作的地方。去吧，妹子，你哥哥是擺脫不掉你的控制了!

Twitter | @millselle

My brother sucked his thumb until he was 12.

我哥哥到12歲才不嘬大拇指。

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