雷霆和爵士大比分打平，美國球迷：是時候了解下「季後賽盧比奧」了

運動 04-21

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[Post Game Thread] The Utah Jazz (1-1) defeat the Oklahoma City Thunder (1-1), 102-95.

[賽後]爵士102-95雷霆，米切爾28+6，費沃斯20+16，威少19+9+13，雷霆1-1爵士

[–]Pelicanshak091 31 指標 3 分鐘前

Mitchell is a bad bad boy

解說員：「米切爾可真是個小壞蛋呀」

[–]Heattattoosnchivalry 20 指標 2 分鐘前

I』m glad I』m not the only one that found it hilarious

哈哈哈原來不只我一個人覺得這話說的太搞笑了。

[–]Jazz BandwagonJC_Frost 85 指標 27 分鐘前

If only he had said "bad man" instead. "Bad bad boy" is classic nephew phrasing.

爵士球迷：他要是說「狠人」就好了。」小壞蛋「絕對是典型的關愛小盆友的措辭。

[–]KeepBoucinImGonnaCum 15 指標 2 分鐘前

the way he said it was very kinky, i bet the dude had a boner from that spin-floater

他這話說的賊變態，我估計米切爾轉身拋射命中之後他直接升國旗了。

[–]JazzImnotY2Kcompliant 45 指標 1小時前

I know I did...

爵士球迷：我確實就升國旗了……

[–]Warriorskeep_slayin 18 指標 16 分鐘前

0/7 from 3 and he still dropped 28.

三分線外七投零中，仍然怒砍28分。

[–]NBAbayesian_acolyte 17 指標 17 分鐘前

If only Mitchell was as good a shooter as Rubio, this would have been a blowout.

要是米切爾是一個和盧比奧一樣出色的投手，比賽早就花了！

[–]ThunderIncaseAce 43 指標 26 分鐘前

He"s just a fucking kid stealing a game against his idol. It really is crazy.

雷霆球迷：他就是一個擊敗了自己偶像的小屁孩。想想真的太瘋狂了。

[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchellchrimewave 15 指標 27 分鐘前

It"s fucking true though. He"s an animal

爵士球迷：可這特么的是事實啊。這傢伙就是一頭猛獸。

[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchellchrimewave 26 指標 26 分鐘前

We went down ten and he was like fuck this I"m going in

爵士球迷：球隊落後十分，米切爾表示：「行了看哥登場！」

[–]LakersPalifaith 160 指標 5 分鐘前*

The Oklahoma City Thunder Big 3 combined 0/14 for 2 points in the 4th quarter.

雷霆三巨頭第四節合計14中0，狂砍2分。

[–][OKC] Carmelo AnthonyDeadDay[??] 9 指標 6 分鐘前

End me

雷霆球迷：一槍斃了我吧。

[–]Heat BandwagonJayveesac 9 指標 5 分鐘前

If Melo tried to end you he would miss

如果是甜瓜負責槍斃你，你會活下來的。

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 74 指標 5 分鐘前

melo"s back to back threes were just sad at this point

甜瓜的連續三分出手現在真是個悲劇啊。

[–]Thunderhomefree122 120 指標 32 分鐘前*

One of the least self aware players I』ve ever seen. Just keeps shooting shitty shots.

雷霆球迷：我見過的最沒有自知之明的球員。沒完沒了XJB投。

[–]Spurs4675029 76 指標 1小時前

STAY ME7O

瓜甜依舊在啊。

[譯註1]

[譯註1]甜瓜個人Ins和推特的常用標籤。

[–][PHO] Steve Nashslysonic7 70 指標 9 分鐘前

Did anyone believe for a second that Melo was going to make either of those clutch 3s?

我想問問，還真有人當時相信甜瓜最後兩個三分能進哪怕一個嗎？

[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchellshavegilette 40 指標 9 分鐘前

I did but I"m a pessimist.

爵士球迷：我信！但我是個悲觀主義者。

[–][TOR] Rafael AraujoMoghlannak 11 指標 5 分鐘前

My roommate who doesn"t watch basketball at all asked me "why is that guy still shooting?」

就連我完全不看籃球的室友都問我：「這人怎麼還投啊？」

[–][UTA] Delaney RuddDeathBySuplex 76 指標 23 分鐘前

Your roomie didn』t stay Me7o

爵士球迷：你室友顯然不懂什麼叫瓜甜依舊。

[–]Knickssinsebuds 34 指標 20 分鐘前

not a bad title for a biography: why is that guy still shooting - the carmelo anthony story.

尼克斯球迷：不錯的自傳書名：《這人怎麼還投啊？-卡梅隆-安東尼》

[–]KnicksAl_Swedgen 18 指標 12 分鐘前

Can someone please find out how many 6-18 games he』s had? It』s the ultimate Melo stat line.

尼克斯球迷：有人能數數安東尼有多少次18中6了嗎？這簡直就是甜瓜至尊數據專享套餐。

[–]SupersonicsSerenadeSwift 21 指標 18 分鐘前

6-18 with 0 assists is his signature move. At least he"s consistent

18中6，送出0次助攻，甜瓜標誌性數據。至少他很穩定。

[–]RaptorsThedah 39 指標 36 分鐘前

OKC is gonna have to pay Melo $28 million next year....

雷霆隊下賽季還要給他2800萬刀的薪水……

[–]PistonsStanVanGundysDinner 12 指標 9 分鐘前

One of the worst shot selections I have ever seen when they had the ball with 20 something seconds to go. Pulls up from deep in transition while covered.

Terrible Basketball

在比賽還剩20秒時且持有球權的情況下，這是我見過的最爛的投籃選擇之一：在嚴防死守之下轉換中干拔超遠三分。

真是糟糕的籃球選擇。

[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchellshavegilette 30 指標 33 分鐘前

No OT tonight?

爵士球迷：今天不打加時賽？

[–][DAL] Steve NashComeOnAndSlang 33 指標 7 分鐘前

It was over from the moment Ricky decided to go 5-8 from 3

當盧比奧三分球8投5中的時候，你雷就已經涼了。

[–]JazzVordeo 17 指標 12 分鐘前

PLAYOFF RUBIO

爵士球迷：季後賽模式盧比奧了解一下。

[–][DAL] Steve NashComeOnAndSlang 31 指標 21 分鐘前

Ricky Rubio outscored Westbrook, Melo, and Paul George in a playoff game

盧比奧在一場季後賽裡面得分比對面的威少、甜瓜和泡椒都多。

[–]RaptorsSavePoonerman 92 指標 8 分鐘前

The Thunder need to realize they have a Big 2 and not a Big 3.

Carmelo Anthony should not be playing late 4th quarter minutes. He is a liability

雷霆需要明白他們只有兩巨頭而不是三巨頭了。

安東尼第四節最後時刻就不應該上場。他就是個負擔。

[–]runningraider13 49 指標 6 分鐘前

They have a Big 3. It"s just with Steven Adams not Melo.

雷霆有三巨頭啊。但是第三巨頭不是甜瓜，而是亞當斯。

[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchellshavegilette 78 指標 7 分鐘前

Na they should keep it as is.

爵士球迷：別別別，雷霆就現在這樣挺好。

[–]RaptorsAssHat_McGee_ 79 指標 13 分鐘前

melo is that girl you know who isn"t bad looking but she acts like she"s a 10/10 model and is a total bitch to everyone and youre like YOURE NOT FUCKING HOT ENOUGH TO ACT THIS WAY

甜瓜就是那種女孩，長得不能說丑吧，但是在大街上就像一個頂級超模一樣晃悠，還對所有人都一副老娘賊牛逼的屌樣子。看到這種人你就會想說：「別尼瑪在那得瑟了，你沒有那麼性感！回去照照鏡子吧！」

[–]WizardsStonedcone 10 指標 10 分鐘前

Every starter was garbage for them late 4th quarter. You can』t just blame Carmelo for missing 2 shots. Adams also couldn』t stop giving people free throws.

雷霆隊的首發球員在第四節末端都打的像一坨翔。你不能只責怪安東尼錯失了那兩個投籃，亞當斯也在沒完沒了犯規送罰球啊。

[–]Thunderlegendariusss 10 指標 10 分鐘前

They have a big 3 but the ref fouled him out. Not the refs fault we settled for trash ass shots though

雷霆球迷：我們有第三個巨頭，但是裁判把他罰出去了，雖然我們各種xjb亂投也賴不到裁判。

[–]LakersDealRakeFoors 44 指標 12 分鐘前

Sixth foul on Adams was soft but geez, the Thunder couldn』t buy a bucket down the stretch. I was one Melo three attempt away from giving myself a titty twister

亞當斯的第六犯吹罰有點扯了吧，但是天哪，雷霆隊關鍵時刻一個球都投不進？甜瓜你要是再亂扔一個三分我就要掐自己奶頭了！

[–]Thunderlegendariusss 19 指標 19 分鐘前

Season in a nutshell. Dicked by the refs but still ending up fucking ourselves out of a winnable game

雷霆球迷：這場比賽就是這個賽季的縮影。被裁判一頓瞎操作，但是最後都是我們自己把到手的勝利拱手讓人。

[–]CavaliersKid_Kryp-to-nite 38 指標 3 分鐘前

That"s my rookie of the year.

騎士球迷：米切爾就是我心目中的年度最佳新秀。

[–]76erszmose 26 指標 8 分鐘前

Donovan Mitchell good. Carmelo Anthony bad.

米切爾好屌啊。安東尼好菜啊。

[–]JazzJ_A_Y_x 24 指標 11 分鐘前

This time last year, I hardly knew Donovan Mitchell"s name. Now I"ve basically accepted him as my God.

爵士球迷：去年的這個時候，我還不知道米切爾的名字。現在他就是我的上帝。

[–][UTA] Kyle Korverwartortle87 24 指標 13 分鐘前*

13 of 28 in the fucking 4th.
D O N.

Edit: 20 in 2nd half

爵士球迷：全場28分有13分是在特么的第四節。

米爸爸！

修改：下半場20分。

[–]JazzIamnotmybrain 102 指標 1小時前

How is Mitchell so young but also my father?

Glad to come out of OKC with a split.

爵士球迷：是人性的缺失還是道德的淪喪？米切爾這麼年輕怎麼就成了我親愛的爸爸？

帶著1-1平離開俄城真開心。

[–]Mdgt_Pope 61 指標 35 分鐘前

The demise of the Utah jazz has been greatly exaggerated

看來爵士已涼的新聞是誇大事實了。

[–]Jazzsithlordmoore 59 指標 13 分鐘前

TFW you try and make your kids proud by getting some key offensive rebounds

爵士球迷：這就是你拚命抓下幾個關鍵進攻籃板，讓你的孩子們為你驕傲時你的表情。

[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchellyunggeo 50 指標 32 分鐘前

Mitchell is going to get a lot of love by Favors was amazing, and kept us in it when things started slipping. Beast on the glass and was able to slow down Melo, despite the apparent mismatch. Super proud of Faves and regardless of what happens in the offseason with his impending free agency, I will always love Favors.

爵士球迷：米切爾肯定會各種吸粉，但是費沃斯真的很棒啊，是他在懸崖邊將我爵拉了回來。他是一頭籃板球猛獸，儘管是明顯的錯位防守，依然成功凍結安東尼。我為他感到十分驕傲，不管休賽期他成為自由球員後會發生什麼，我都會一直愛他。

[–]76ersNutbuster3001 60 指標 34 分鐘前

How is Jingles a +21 with 3 points

「金」格爾斯是怎麼做到只拿3分卻有+21的正負值的？