騎士加時險勝猛龍，美國球迷：詹姆斯終於不是一個人戰鬥了

[Post Game Thread] The Cleveland Cavaliers defeat the Toronto Raptors, 113-112, to take a 1-0 series lead

[賽後]騎士113-112猛龍，詹姆斯26+11+13，JR-史密斯20分，瓦蘭丘納斯21+21，騎士1-0猛龍

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 33 指標 5 分鐘前

[譯註1]來自Drake（加拿大著名說唱歌手、猛龍形象大使）的著名歌曲《Hotline Bling》的MV。

[–]Cavalierslouievettel 51 指標 7 分鐘前

New sad Drake song incoming

騎士球迷：哀傷憂鬱，德雷克新歌，即將發布。

[–]NBAcrumpledbrouhaha 118 指標 9 分鐘前

Bron"s Plan

《詹姆斯的計劃》。

[譯註2]

[譯註2]：改編於Drake的作品《God"s Plan》。

[–][HOU] Hakeem Olajuwonkyotofly 170 指標 2 分鐘前

IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS YOU DONT LIKE TORONTO BASKETBALL

這屎你都咽不下去，你還敢說愛多倫多的籃球？！

[–]Rocketsbigtice 95 指標 2 分前

The Raptors forgot to say that Game 1 was like Game 7 in this series.

猛龍忘了說台詞了，「要把系列賽首戰當成搶七戰來打」。

[譯註3]

[譯註3]：洛瑞在季後賽首輪對戰奇才之前表示，「明天的首戰就是我們的搶七大戰，我們要像對待搶七那樣打比賽」。

[–]RaptorsOSfroq 44 指標 4 分鐘前

every game is game 7 for toronto lol

猛龍球迷：哈哈每場比賽對猛龍而言都是搶七戰。

[–]Heat BandwagonJayveesac 72 指標 4 分鐘前*

Kyle Lowry yelled, "Here we go again!" Fred VanVleet gave a look of displeasant surprise. O.G. Anunoby belted, "We got a fucked squad now." And before DeMar DeRozan hit the locker room door, ex-Heat star LeBron James hugged him & said, "Y"all getting swept again."

凱爾-洛瑞大聲喊著，「又被幹了！又被幹了」弗雷德-范弗利特臉上掛著不悅。OG-阿奴諾比高喊：「咱現在這夥人被幹得真TMD慘！」德馬爾-德羅贊朝更衣室大門走去，前熱火球星勒布朗-詹姆斯擁抱了他，跟他說，「你龍又要被橫掃了啊」。

[譯註4]

[譯註4]：改編自[美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說：終場哨響，克利夫蘭騎士隊的總經理科比-奧爾特曼自豪地站在更衣室門外，等待著在周日下午跟勒布朗-詹姆斯和他這支凱旋的煥然一新球隊的成員們碰個拳。受傷的前鋒凱文-樂福大聲喊著：「幹得漂亮！幹得漂亮。」神射手凱爾-科沃爾臉上掛滿驚喜。後衛JR-史密斯大聲喊著：「咱現在這夥人真[TMD]像樣。」詹姆斯打開更衣室大門，NBA名宿凱文-加內特擁抱了他然後說：「你騎真是變樣了啊。」

[–]Spursephemeral_speck 195 指標 3 分鐘前

Cavs: Bet I can choke harder than you.

Raptors: Hold my beer.

騎士：比啞火？你不行。

猛龍：您瞧好了您嘞。

[–]Cavaliersturtle_stank 210 指標 3 分鐘前

Trash Bros memes are back on the menu, boys!

騎士球迷：老鐵們，快把你們收藏的垃圾兄弟梗和表情包都拿出來，我送你們上高亮！

[–]NetsAtWorkAndOnReddit 32 指標 3 分鐘前

That choke was even bad by their standards

就算按猛龍的尿性，這次的啞火也夠辣眼的呢。

[–]Heat BandwagonJayveesac 56 指標 3 分鐘前

Toronto are gonna get swept by Cleveland again, aren"t they

嘖嘖，猛龍又要被騎士橫掃了，對吧？

[–]KyKid98 12 指標 3 分鐘前

I wouldn"t be surprised at all

真那樣的話，我一點兒都不會驚訝。

[–]76ers Bandwagon__spartacus 11 指標 4 分鐘前

Poor Raptors. Cavs had 0 seconds of lead during regular time

可憐的猛龍。騎士在常規時間裡一秒鐘都沒領先過。

[–]IRandaddyI 73 指標 12 分鐘前

The /r/nba punching bags TT and JR came up huge tonight

特里斯坦-湯普森和JR這倆話題區的出氣筒今晚表現得真不錯啊。

[–]Spurstriforceofcourage 85 指標 13 分鐘前

And KLove rose like a phoenix from his good game 7 performance to regain his punching bag status

凱文-樂福「鳳凰涅槃」。從上一場搶七的出色發揮又重新跌回出氣筒狀態。

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonAmatuerWriter 70 指標 8 分鐘前

Conspiracy Theory: LeBron paid the girls Tristian Thompson cheated with in order to break him out of the Kardashian curse.

騎士球迷：我有一個陰毛論——特里斯坦-湯普森出軌的那些姑娘是詹姆斯花錢雇的，就是為了把TT從卡戴珊的詛咒中解救出來。

[–]CavaliersUnsung_LoL 26 指標 9 分鐘前

it ain"t conspiracy... it"s the cold hard and necessary truth. bless those girls.

騎士球迷：這可不是什麼陰謀論……這完全就是事情的真相，必要之惡！感謝那些大姑娘們！

[–]Bullswoaaaah_what 66 指標 10 分鐘前

I can get behind this theory

這個陰謀論的背後有我的支持！

[–]Cavaliersunklebuckets 9 指標 6 分鐘前

I"m already behind it, thrusting doggy style.

騎士球迷：我已經在這個陰謀論背後了，還是小狗式呢。

[–]cyclingjackass 13 指標 8 分鐘前

LeDon

詹教父。

[–]Celticssumitode[??] 49 指標 18 分鐘前

Rooting for Lebron is low key fun lol

凱爾特人球迷A：哈哈，為詹姆斯加油還真有點意思啊。

[–]Celticslverson 22 指標 5 分鐘前

I didn"t think the Cavs could survive this kind of *shooting game from LeBron. But there"s something about Cavs role players and the Raptors...

凱爾特人球迷B：我之前覺得這場比賽詹姆斯打得（後來原作者修改為「投籃」）這麼糟糕，騎士是贏不了了。但是騎士的角色球員真是一遇猛龍就……

[–]76ersMalcolm_TurnbullPM 33 指標 12 分鐘前

what, a 26/11/12 crappy game from lebron?

詹姆斯「僅」打出26分11籃板12助攻的「糟糕」數據么？

[–][LAL] Lamar OdomMeetchel 13 指標 10 分鐘前*

More a testament to Lebron than anything. Who else could produce a statline like that with a "subpar" performance?

Also slight edit: 13 assists.

這不是更證明了詹姆斯的厲害么。還有誰能在交出這樣的成績單的情況下，被指摘「發揮欠佳」呢？

還有，稍微更正下：13助攻。

[–]Raptorsfuckyouandfuckhimtoo 53 指標 14 分鐘前

Triple double is Lebron fuckin" around.

猛龍球迷：詹姆斯瞎jb得瑟得瑟就三雙到手了。

[–][CLE] Derrick Rose98rman 52 指標 5 分鐘前

LEBRON HAD HELP

騎士球迷：詹姆斯有幫手啦！

[–]klutch248 19 指標 7 分鐘前

This game definitely

這場比賽，騎士其他球員真的挺身而出了。

[–]Cavaliersprailock 68 指標 14 分鐘前

Korver and Swish the true splash bros tonight

騎士球迷：今晚科沃爾和JR是正牌水花兄弟。

[–]CelticsBrad-Stevens 190 指標 12 分鐘前

LeBron didn"t even have to be SuperMan and the Cavs still got the dub in the ACC

Not a good look when you up 14, Raps

凱爾特人球迷：詹姆斯甚至都不必化身超人，騎士仍能在猛龍主場拿下他們。

猛龍，領先14分被翻盤可不好看哦。

[–]PistonsStanVanGundysDinner 75 指標 11 分鐘前

Doesn"t have to be Superman

Lebron gets another playoff triple double

Pick one

「不必化身超人。」

「詹姆斯又在季後賽拿到了三雙。」

樓上的老哥你到底想說啥？

[–]CelticsBrad-Stevens 21 指標 10 分鐘前

Triple double =/= great game

LeBron was good, not goat

三雙不代表打出了出色的比賽啊。

詹姆斯打得還不錯，但這場夠不上歷史第一人級別。

[–]Cavalierskash96 25 指標 14 分鐘前

His shooting was really bad

騎士球迷：詹姆斯這場的籃是真差。

[–]CavaliersGregIsGuiltyTrustMe 105 指標 8 分鐘前

騎士球迷：

[–]packersSB53champs 34 指標 2 分鐘前

After hearing Aaron Rodgers now owns a percentage of the bucks, LeBron thought he"d one up him and own 100% of the Raptors too

在聽聞阿隆-羅傑斯擁有部分雄鹿股權後，詹姆斯不甘落後，決定擁有100%的猛龍股份。

[譯註5]

[譯註5]：阿隆-羅傑斯，現NFL綠灣包裝工四分衛。

[–]TimberwolvesPeanuts4Breakfast 106 指標 13 分鐘前

One day my kids will be jealous that I got to watch LeBron play basketball

未來有一天，我的子孫後代會羨慕嫉妒恨我有機會目睹詹姆斯的比賽。

[–]ThunderRVP_20_ 41 指標 13 分鐘前

LeBron is like that final boss in Dark Souls that you just can』t beat no matter what you do... Sorry Toronto...

詹姆斯就像是《黑暗之魂》中的終極Boss一樣，無論你怎麼做，你都干不掉他……抱歉猛龍……

[–]Cavaliersandroidwkim 40 指標 18 分鐘前

That ending though... Refs just trolling the raptors

騎士球迷：不過加時賽結束時什麼鬼……裁判還吊了吊猛龍的胃口。

[–][PHO] Steve Nashslysonic7 82 指標 3 分鐘前

What the fuck just happened in those last two minutes of regulation? Everyone but LeBron missed everything and the Raptors missed their last 11 shots and 15 of their last 18 shots overall

常規時間最後兩分鐘里都TM發生了些什麼？除了詹姆斯，場上的每個人都投不進球，猛龍（常規時間）最後11球都投失了，他們最後18球投丟了15球。

OG played great defense on LeBron all game, Korver is still so clutch, and JR and Tristan showed up big time tonight

Super fun game 1

整場比賽，阿奴諾比對詹姆斯的防守做得很好，科沃爾還是那麼大心臟，今晚JR-史密斯和特里斯坦-湯普森都在關鍵時刻有所表現。

系列賽首戰太精彩了。

[–][CHA] Kemba Walkermultiple4 69 指標 4 分鐘前

Valan?iūnas.exe [Not Responding]

瓦蘭丘納斯.exe……無響應……

[–]KnicksElllGeeEmm 8 指標 3 分鐘前

Dude had so many opportunities, and couldn"t capitalize on anything.

瓦蘭丘納斯有很多機會，可一次都沒能抓住啊。

[–]Cavalierslebron_games 23 指標 4 分鐘前

Even bron wasn"t great in the last 2 min. Nobody could buy a shot, glad we got the win though

騎士球迷：詹姆斯最後2分鐘的表現也不怎麼樣。沒人能進球。不過很開心我們能拿下比賽。

[–]CavaliersRayWhelans 190 指標 13 分鐘前

tHiS YeAr iS gOiNg tO bE DiFfErEnT

騎士球迷：「今年絕對會不一樣了！」嗯……

[–][CLE] Mike Millerpetsounds50 41 指標 11 分鐘前

12-30 from bron, 3-13 from Kevin. If you told me that was a winning box score like come on

騎士球迷：詹姆斯30投12中，樂福13投3中。要是你賽前給我看這樣的數據，跟我說騎士還贏了，我肯定覺得你在逗我。

[–][ATL] Boris Diawstraight-outta-dixie 10 指標 13 分鐘前

Raptors last possessions in regular and OT were horrendous.

猛龍常規時間裡最後一回合（多個補籃不進）跟加時賽里的表現太可怕了，災難啊。

[–]Mavericksnujabes02 33 指標 13 分鐘前

IMAGINE TRUSTING A G LEAGUE PLAYER FOR THE GAME WINNER OVER YOUR ALL STARS ??

制勝球不信任球隊的全明星球員，而指著一名發展聯盟球員，你們體會一下猛龍。

[–]Raptorsmrehfk 38 指標 12 分鐘前

We missed three tip ins in a row at the end of the fourth. Absolutely killed us.

猛龍球迷：第四節最後我們連續丟了3次補籃。完全是自掘墳墓啊。

[–]Cavaliersseljr257 14 指標 12 分鐘前

And LeBron missed some as well. It is a brick party out there in OT.

騎士球迷：詹姆斯也錯失了一些投籃。看加時賽就跟進了鐵匠鋪似的。

[–]Jazz Bandwagonshickard 52 指標 16 分鐘前

Raps left their bench unit in way too long in the 4th. They were holding their own but you can"t expect Lowry and Derozan to get back into rhythm with only 5-6 minutes left in the game.

Pick your squad to close the game and get them the fuck in there with 8-9min remaining.

猛龍第4節讓他們的板凳在場的時間太久了。他們打得還可以，但是你不能指望著洛瑞和德羅贊在比賽只剩5、6分鐘的情況下找回節奏啊。

選好了收割比賽的陣容後，就讓他們在比賽結束前的8、9分鐘內趕緊上場啊。

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