綠軍贏天王山，美球迷：主場綠軍是常規賽猛龍，客場綠軍是季後賽猛龍

[Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtics defeat the Cleveland Cavaliers, 96-83, to take a 3-2 series lead

[賽後]騎士83-96凱爾特人，塔特姆24+7，霍弗德15+12，詹姆斯26+10+5，綠軍3-2騎士

[–]Celticscadgers 272 points 12 minutes ago

Tatum playing so good his Moms getting the Curry family treatment on camera.

塔特姆打得太秀了，他媽媽在場邊得到了庫里一家級別的鏡頭待遇

[譯註1]。

[譯註1]：庫里的家人在場邊觀看NBA比賽時經常得到大量的轉播鏡頭關注，甚至有美國球迷抱怨給庫里一家的鏡頭次數太多。

[–]RaptorsThe_Unknown98 536 points 18 minutes ago

Celtics on the road: The Raptors

Celtics at home: Unbeatable

猛龍球迷：凱爾特人在客場：猛龍。

凱爾特人在主場：不可戰勝。

[–]CelticsLuckysBestMan 416 points 17 minutes ago

Celtics on the road: Playoff Raptors

Celtics at home: Regular season raptors

凱爾特人球迷：凱爾特人在客場：季後賽猛龍。

凱爾特人在主場：常規賽猛龍。

[–]Celticsk1colobose 34 points 9 minutes ago

Celtics: The Raptors

凱爾特人球迷：合著俺們就是猛龍啊？

[–]Celticsmightbeabotidk 15 points 8 minutes ago

We are the one true 1 seed

凱爾特人球迷：我們才是真正的東部第一！

[–]CelticsNE_ED 37 points 15 minutes ago

nowhere is safe

對猛龍球迷而言，這論壇真是毫無安身之處啊。

[–][BOS] Leon Poweandysenn 17 points 20 minutes ago

Not even from themselves

他們自己都開始動手了。

[–]RaptorsThe_Unknown98 136 points 45 minutes ago

Celtics already have more playoff wins than the entire Raptors franchise against the Cavs.

猛龍球迷：凱爾特人單憑這一輪系列賽的勝場數，就已經超過猛龍季後賽隊史對陣騎士的總勝場了。

[–]Pelicanshak091 730 points 14 minutes ago

JR and TT released a statement: "There"s going to be a Lowlight video coming out soon, in the next couple of days, involving our bricks on live TV. And I"m going to be honest with you, we"re going to need your support during the challenges."

JR-史密斯和特里斯坦-湯普森聯合發布了一份聲明：「在未來幾天，我們很快將發布一個低光時刻視頻，視頻將涉及我們電視直播上的打鐵實況。而我必須坦誠地說，我們在面對挑戰時需要你們的支持。」

[譯註2]

[譯註2]：這條回復改編自密爾沃基警方的發言。2018年1月，雄鹿新秀斯特林-布朗因為停車違章與警察發生糾紛，遭到了電擊等一系列粗暴對待。警方的*河蟹*行為一度引發爭議。助理警察長Michael Brunson之後表示：「在未來幾周，我們很快將發布一個視頻，視頻將涉及警察部門。而我必須坦誠地說，我們在面對挑戰時需要你們的支持。」

[–][BOS] Jayson TatumDroppin_DimesSP 239 points 23 minutes ago

Rnba and memes name a more iconic duo

話題區和花式玩梗……還有更具代表性的一對雙人組嗎？

[–]lok3747 179 points 22 minutes ago

Rnba and reactionary takes

有啊，那當然是話題區和一場論啦。

[–]WarriorsCtG526 335 points 23 minutes ago

The Cavs saw the Warriors" performance yesterday and said, "Oh yeah? I"ll do you one better!"

勇士球迷：騎士看了勇士昨天的表現，然後說，「這啥？看我給你來一個更棒的！」

[–]LakersJayveesac 118 points 24 minutes ago

Lue is a Luenatic for icing Korver in a pivotal game

盧簡直是擼多了，居然在一場關鍵比賽凍結了科沃爾。

[–]RaptorsSavePoonerman 476 points 48 minutes ago

A lot of focus on how Bron wasn"t a force of nature in this game, but JR Smith and Tristan Thompson scored a COMBINED 3 points in 52 minutes.

大家都在關注勒布朗這場比賽沒能超神，但別忘了JR-史密斯和特里斯坦-湯普森在52分鐘里合、砍、3、分。

[–]My_2017_account 343 points 43 minutes ago

I"ve seen TT score more on leaked Instagram videos

TT在Instagram不慎泄露視頻里都比這射的多。

[–]76ersBuddaMuta 12 points 31 minutes ago

TT only scores when he"s not suppose to. Man ain"t clutch

TT只在不該射的時候才射，這哥們算不上是關鍵先生啊。

[–]MagicLeBronSimmons 76 points 38 minutes ago

LeBrons 「bad game」 26-10-5 on 50% shooting (6 TO), crazy lol and I agree he wasn』t really that good

Honest question, is JR getting signed to a team once his contract is up?

勒布朗的「爛比賽」就是以50%的命中率拿下26+10+5（6個失誤），簡直瘋了哈哈，我同意他狀態確實不好。

誠心誠意地問，JR這份合同到期了還有人要麼？

[–]LakersEvanH98 664 points 1 hour ago

I"m convinced this Celtics team could beat the damn Dream Team and home yet lose to the 15-16 76ers on the road

現在我信了，這支凱爾特人主場能幹翻特么的夢之隊，客場能輸給15-16賽季10勝72負的76人。

[–]SupahVegetto 65 points 37 minutes ago

Then that would mean 2016 Sixers > 2018 Sixers lol

所以這意味著2016年的76人強於2018年的76人了哈哈。

[–]76ersElPlatanoDelBronx 26 points 24 minutes ago

Hey, fuck you.

76人球迷：擦，可去你喵的吧。

[–]HeatSmokingFrog 1469 points an hour ago

Great scene in the Cavs locker room. LeBron was FaceTiming his daughter, Zuri. She asked to see JR Smith. Someone brought the phone over to JR and she said 「it』s your fault we lost!」 JR responded, 「Not me, blame Kevin Love.」 #Cavs

賽後騎士更衣室中發生了偉大的一幕。勒布朗通過FaceTime與女兒Zhuri進行視頻通話，不過她卻要求看JR-史密斯。在手機被送到JR面前後，她說：「我們輸掉都是你的鍋！」JR回應道，「不是我的鍋，去怪凱文-樂福吧。」#騎士

[譯註3]

[譯註3]：改編自此前的新聞《虎撲新聞：詹姆斯賽後與女兒視頻，女兒要求見樂福》。原內容為「賽後勒布朗-詹姆斯與女兒Zhuri通過FaceTime進行視頻通話，不過女兒卻要求看凱文-樂福，當手機被送到樂福面前後，Zhuri對樂福稱讚道：『比賽打得很棒！』對此樂福向Zhuri回復道：『這並不是因為我，是你爸爸打得好。』」這也可以看做是[美國JRs之聲]騎士大換血起死回生上下一心，美JRs興奮不已將全隊YY成同人小說的續集。

[–]HeatNumber333 201 points an hour ago

I can"t believe we"re at a point where how well JR Smith and George Hill shoot will make or break an 8th straight Finals appearance by LeBron.

我簡直沒法接受現在的處境。勒布朗能否連續第八次打進總決賽居然要取決於JR-史密斯和喬治-希爾的籃子準不準。

[–]WarriorsNeighborhoodNeckBear 105 points an hour ago

He looked so sad on the bench. I felt bad for lebron, he can"t win with those cats

在替補席上的詹姆斯看著相當難過，我替他感到憂傷，帶著這些貓貓狗狗是沒法贏球的。

[–]Nuggetsfueldr 119 points 52 minutes ago

I don"t. He was a huge part of saying Thompson and JR Smith should be paid. Well, Cleveland paid em. He got what he wanted. Now he doesn"t want it. Lebron the GM is pretty bad compared to Lebron the player.

我沒啥可憂傷難過的。他是讓湯普森和JR-史密斯拿到高薪的重要因素。不過，為他們掏錢的是騎士。勒布朗得到了他想要的。現在他又反悔了。他作為球隊經理的表現要比他作為球員差勁多了。

[–]Celticscrackdup 99 points an hour ago

Love was the only guy who gave a rats ass to support LeBron.. That "whatever it takes" on the Cavs shirt looks so misplaced

樂福是特么唯一一個還在乎力挺勒布朗的球員……騎士T恤上印著的「不計代價」口號看上去是那麼的不搭調。

[–]Lakerseatyourdinher 485 points an hour ago

the cavs will win by 26 at home and the celtics will close it out at td garden by 18. nothing suggests otherwise. predictable as shit

騎士回主場會贏個26分，再回到TD花園球館的凱爾特人會以18分大勝終結系列賽。沒有支持其他結果的證據。主場來回吊打好預測得一X。

[–]CelticsOrangeCelticPanther 162 points an hour ago

I"m ok with this

凱爾特人球迷：我覺得可以。

[–]Celticsandresbvds[??] 86 points an hour ago

I am very okay with this

凱爾特人球迷：我覺得非常可以。

[–]Celticsjaeraket 29 points an hour ago*

At this point I』d have to agree seeing this series makes no sense for home vs away games

到了現在這分上，看著這個系列賽毫無道理地主場一邊倒，我只能同意了。

 

[–]Warriorsivyspinners 125 points an hour ago

The Celtics won the battle, but do they realize they"ve now unlocked ELIMINATION GAME LEBRON?

勇士球迷：凱爾特人是贏下了天王山，但他們意沒意識到自己剛剛解鎖了生死戰模式的勒布朗？

[–]Celticsmightbeabotidk 1186 points an hour ago

Okay, how the FUCK are we one game away from the Finals? What is going on lmao we really about to win it all without 2 of our all-stars

凱爾特人球迷：好吧問題來了，我們特么的是怎麼距離總決賽只差一場勝利的？這什麼情況啊哈哈，我們損失了2名全明星，卻真的可能笑到最後了。

[–][TOR] Tracy McGradyRapidRaptors 777 points an hour ago

TD Garden is the sixth Celtics player on the court

TD花園球場是凱爾特人的場上第六人。

[–]PacersNotoriusNC 201 points an hour ago

does that make Stevens the 7th man

那麼史蒂文斯教練就變成第七人咯。

[–][BOS] Tony AllenDriveByStoning 288 points an hour ago

Raptors about to be the first team to lose a series 8-2.

猛龍即將成為首支以8-2輸掉系列賽的球隊。

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 160 points an hour ago

we"re running on meme power at this point

凱爾特人球迷：我們現在純粹靠著花式玩梗的洪荒之力前進。

[–]CelticsBrad-Stevens 439 points an hour ago

Jayson Tatum was the best player on the floor in a 2-2 Game 5 of the ECF

That game also included LeBron James

東部決賽，2比2平，在第五場的天王山之戰里，傑森-塔特姆是場上表現最好的球員。

這場比賽里還有勒布朗-詹姆斯。

[–]Celticssix2midnite 92 points an hour ago

Kids going to be a star! I"m so excited for his future.

這孩子會成為球星的！我為他的未來激動不已。

[–]CelticsQuinntervention 50 points an hour ago

Kid IS a star

這孩子已經是個球星了。

[–]Heatcolourofinfinity 205 points an hour ago

For one, Tatum is too fucking legit, he"s absolutely floored me in these playoffs overall. Boston got a REAL good one. I know it"s said a lot, but I can"t believe he"s a 20-year old rookie

個人觀點，塔特姆太他么的屌了，他在今年季後賽的總體表現完全把我嚇尿了。凱爾特人選到了一個真真正正的優秀小伙。我知道這事都快說爛了，但我就是無法相信他居然是個年僅20歲的新兵蛋子。

[–]Celticsyeit 56 points an hour ago

I don"t know if I"m just being a homer, but watching the wcf and ecf, Tatum"s game looks so similar to Durants to me. Obviously durant is way better right now, but I just see a lot of similarity

凱爾特人球迷：我不知道自己有沒有主觀偏愛，但在看了西區決賽和東區決賽之後，塔特姆的表現實在太像杜蘭特了。顯然現在的杜蘭特要強得多，但我就是看到了很多很多相似之處。

[–]Celtics Bandwagoncopharion 79 points an hour ago

Does Tatum even have a workers permit yet?

塔特姆現在有工作許可了么？

[–][BOS] Brian Scalabrineairmagswag 34 points an hour ago

He needs parents permission to play and practice

他需要家長的同意才能打球和訓練。

[–]CelticsMarcusNotSmart 109 points an hour ago

We"ll probably get rekt by the WCF winner but a possible Finals team adding 2 all stars and further development from Tatum/Brown? Next season is gonna be lit

凱爾特人球迷：我們很可能會被西決勝者吊打，但是一支準決賽球隊外加兩個全明星和塔特姆/布朗的進一步成長？下賽季會前途光明的。

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