勇士贏得搶七晉級總決賽，美國球迷：祝賀勇士奪得總冠軍

運動 05-30

[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (4-3) beat the Houston Rockets (3-4), 101-92, to set up a 4th straight Finals matchup with LeBron James and the CavaliersPost Game Thread

【賽後】勇士101-92火箭，庫里27+9+10，杜蘭特34+5，哈登32+6+6，勇士進總決賽

[–]MagicUmesco 117 指標 19 分鐘前

Charles Barkley: "I have to get on TV and fake it for seven months that it』s not going to be the Warriors and Cavs in the finals again."

巴克利（常規賽開始前）表示：「我現在不得不在節目中連續裝傻7個月，騙自己也騙你們說這個賽季不會是騎勇總決賽會師。」:(

[–][POR] Zach CollinsKazekid 333 指標 20 分鐘前

Boston: We are going to brick a million threes

Houston: Hold my rocket fuel

開拓者球迷：

凱爾特人：俺們要鐵好多好多三分。

火箭：別吹牛B，老子的燃料先放你這，瞧好了。

[–]Celticscrackdup 16 指標 21 分鐘前

Live by 3 die by 3.. In this case both teams died at the altar

凱爾特人球迷：成也三分敗也三分。這次我凱和他火都敗在三分上了。

[–][BOS] Rajon RondoCeltics73_ali 4 指標 22 分鐘前

Ariza made Rozier look like Curry

凱爾特人球迷：有了阿里扎今天的表現，羅齊爾躺著晉陞為庫里級別的神射手啊。

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 1367 指標 1小時前

[–]WestLazy_Performance 529 指標 1小時前

People will point to KD』s stats in the game but Curry won this game for them. He hit the right threes at the right time when GSW was shook and they were down. The two time MVP stepped up.

人們會注意到杜蘭特的數據，但是這一場是庫里幫勇士贏下來的。在勇士全隊被打懵了的時候，庫里在恰當的時間點命中了合適的三分球。這個兩屆MVP站出來了。

[–]Warriorscrow38 164 指標 1小時前

curry was def the best player on the floor, his 2nd half destroyed them

勇士球迷：毫無疑問，庫里是場上最棒的球員。他在下半場的表現擊垮了火箭。

[–]mMounirM 80 指標 30 分鐘前

Am I supposed to be shocked

我應該對這個結果感到驚訝嗎？

[–]MavericksDozck 6 指標 30 分鐘前

How did Houston fuck up so badly in the 2nd half? Absolute choke.

火箭怎麼特么能在下半場打得這麼爛？徹底掉鏈子了。

[–][BOS] Paul PierceMan0nTheMoon915 358 指標 31 分鐘前

Houston straight up choked

0/25 from 3 at one point for fucks sake idc if the refs missed some calls what the fuck was that

凱爾特人球迷：火箭是完完全全徹徹底底把鏈子掉的一乾二淨。

他們一度連續25個三分不中，這特么是開玩笑呢嗎。就算裁判哨子有問題，但你也不能打成這樣啊

[–][PHO] Vince CarterSuperSmashedBro 130 指標 32 分鐘前

0/27

27投0中啊，老哥。

[–]SpursDevilss_Advocate 320 指標 1小時前

everyone knew it but thanks to the rockets for making it somewhat competitive

馬刺球迷：大家都知道結局會這樣，但是感謝火箭，讓這個過程還是有了點懸念。

[–]Rocketsigot200phones 222 指標 1小時前

What could have been with cp3

火箭球迷：要是保羅能上場，結局會怎樣:(

[–]BullsTradinPieces 359 指標 1小時前

What could have been if they didn"t throw up fucking 25 straight bricks from the 3 point line.

公牛球迷：要是他火沒特么連續25個三分打鐵，結局會怎樣

[–]sportstacular 1239 指標 1小時前

Chris Paul: "I have surveyed 14,000,000 3 point shots

Harden: "How many we make?"

Chris Paul: "1"

克里斯-保羅：「我穿越到未來，看到了我們接下來的14000000個3分投籃」

[譯註1]

哈登：「我們命中了幾個？」

克里斯-保羅：「1個」

[–]Warriorsbobsil1 183 指標 1小時前

Harden: Why you injured

CP3: It was the only way

哈登：為什麼你受傷了

保羅：因為這是獲勝的唯一方式

[譯註1]

[譯註1] 出自復聯3的劇情

[–]Knicksmt_bjj 59 指標 33 分鐘前

After all this excitement, we』re getting a Cavs Warriors finals once again.

尼克斯球迷：經歷了所有的激動人心，咱還是得再看一年騎士和勇士的總決賽。

[–]aweot 405 指標 28 分鐘前

Congratulations to the Golden State Warriors for winning the 2018 NBA Championship

祝賀金州勇士隊贏得2018年NBA總冠軍。

[–][CLE] Cedi Osmanttgmih 42 指標 28 分鐘前

Warriors in 5, maybe 6

騎士球迷A：我猜勇士會用5場比賽終結我們，或者是6場。

[–][CLE] Kyrie IrvingKyreezus 21 指標 28 分鐘前

I think 5, and 4 is more likely than 6 imo.

騎士球迷B：我也覺得5場，不過比起6場的話，4場橫掃更有可能啊哈哈哈。

[–]Netskonag0603 13 指標 28 分鐘前

Perhaps even 7. No more than that tho

籃網球迷：也許甚至會是7場呢。不過不會更多啦。

[–]remorse667 2107 指標 46 分鐘前

Hey, at least next year it"s going to be Warriors vs. LeBron"s new team

嘿別沮喪啦，至少明年就會是勇士對勒布朗的新隊伍啦。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 600 指標 45 分鐘前

But it"ll be a new team, so it"s totally different!

尼克斯球迷：沒錯，那是一支新隊伍啊，咋可能還和過去這幾年都一樣呢！（手動狗頭）

[–]remorse667 680 指標 41 分鐘前

Think about it this way.. Once LeBron loses this year, Golden State will have a 3-1 lead.

樓主回復：你這樣想，要是勒布朗今年輸了總決賽，勇士會在總冠軍數上3-1領先，那這個數字代表什麼不用我說了吧。

[–]Spurspm_me_spider_picz 390 指標 43 分鐘前

LBJ playing 83D backgammon to build the ultimate legacy

馬刺球迷：詹姆斯這特么下的是一盤高深莫測難以捉摸凡人看不出來的究極大棋啊。為了提升歷史地位他也是嘔心瀝血絞盡腦汁啊！

[–]BullsRecklessBacon 122 指標 48 分鐘前

Unless LeBron joins the Warriors...

除非勒布朗加盟勇士……

[–]SupersonicsTashre 198 指標 38 分鐘前

If this happens, the regular season is going to get cancelled and the rest of the teams are going to enter an anime style tournament to determine their 15 best players to band together to form a hero squad to defeat the demon lord and his army.

要是真這樣的話，常規賽就取消得了，然後剩下的球隊就打動漫里那種錦標賽就行了，選出他們中最好的15名球員組成一支英雄敢死隊，去打敗大魔王和他的軍隊。

[–]76ersACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER 1344 指標 1小時前*

The year is 2045. A 61 Year Old LeBron James averages 49 MPG leading his team of Akron Middle Schoolers and a 57 year old Kevin Love to the NBA Finals, where they face the Golden State Warriors for the 30th time in a row.

「It sounds cliche, but each matchup is special.」 Says Klay Thompson』s brain in a synthetically engineered exosuit.

76人球迷：現在是2045年。年僅61歲的勒布朗詹姆斯場均貢獻49次助攻，帶領阿克倫中學生+57歲的凱文-樂福在打進NBA總決賽，這是他們連續第30次面對金州勇士隊。

「這聽起來很陳詞濫調了，但每場比賽還是都很特別。」穿著合成材料外套的克萊-湯普森的大腦說道。

[–]Sharks77 1103 指標 1小時前

LeBron should just rent a place in the Bay Area.

勒布朗直接在灣區租個房吧。

[–]Cavaliers Bandwagoncrastle 317 指標 1小時前

Rent is really expensive out there and Lebron is super frugal.

騎士球迷：灣區房租太貴，而且勒布朗賊摳門。

[–]Sharks77 220 指標 1小時前*

I"ll rent a room to him. $1500 a month, no utilities or use of bathroom.

Edit: he also has to share a room with a baby going through sleep regression and a cat. The cat is a good boy.

那我願意把房間租給他。每月1500美元，不過沒有配套設施，也不能用廁所。

補充：他還得一個睡眠質量很差的嬰兒和一隻貓分享一個房間。這隻貓很乖。

[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownOrangeKookie 2185 指標 1小時前

lebron isn"t even going to have kyrie this time

he"s going to play 48 mpg, average a 40 point triple double, get swept, and then get shit on for going 3-6

凱爾特人球迷：今年勒布朗身邊甚至連歐文都沒有了。

他得場均出場48分鐘，場均40分三雙，然後還是逃脫不了被橫掃、總決賽戰績來到3勝6負、然後還得被黑子狂黑的結局。

個

[–]Krunklock 545 指標 1小時前

Sounds about right.

大概是這個節奏。

[–]SupersonicsSCAllOnMe 317 指標 1小時前

And then we pretend the off season moves matter, and a year from now it"s still GSW about to win the finals.

然後我們就集體裝傻，騙自己說休賽季的操作有意義。一年之後，依然是勇士拿到總冠軍。

[–]Spurspm_me_spider_picz 161 指標 1小時前

Holy fuck, this is straight up depressing

馬刺球迷：我特么操，這簡直讓人抑鬱啊。

[–]A2IA 1928 指標 1小時前

I feel like the Cavs are hungrier this year and LeBron has been playing at a superhuman level these entire playoffs. If his team can show up and collectively work together, I can see the Warriors winning in 5

我覺得今年的騎士比去年更有飢餓感，而且勒布朗在整個季後賽中一直打出了超人類的水平。要是他的隊友能夠發揮一些實力而且團結起來戰鬥，那我覺得勇士得打到第5場比賽才能奪冠了。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesdoinflipsandshit 471 指標 47 分鐘前

Fucking lmao , you actually had me going there for a sec.

騎士球迷：特么笑尿了哈哈哈，讀到最後一句話前我還真有些小激動。

[–]Futtbucker612 2302 指標 1小時前

The odds of missing 27 threes in a row must be staggering

連續投丟27個三分的幾率肯定相當不可思議啊。

[–]LakersRon_Artests_Elbow 1642 指標 1小時前

Pssh, I can do that easily.

切，我能輕輕鬆鬆做到這一點。

[–]HeatNumber333 3326 指標 1小時前

If Houston shot awful from 3, they win this game.

Instead, they shot apocalyptic zombie holocaust holy-fucking-shit levels of awful from deep. 27 straight. WTF.

如果火箭這場三分投的糟糕，那他們也能贏。

然而，他們三分線外投的就像世界末日殭屍大屠殺一樣，簡直糟糕透頂無法形容。連丟27個三分。沃日哦。

[–]Cavalierswooha 845 指標 1小時前

I was saying that earlier. Even if they only hit 4 of their 27 which is dog shit they would have been up.

騎士球迷：我之前也說過，要是他們能投中27個三分里的4個，即使這樣也是很特么爛了，但是他們也能領先啊。

[–]YoungJebediah 361 指標 1小時前

hell if they"d gone 3/27 this game would still be on

哪怕是投進3個也不至於被打花啊。

[–]LakersBest_Annie_NA 91 指標 1小時前

They went 7/44 oof

湖人球迷：事實上他們投出了44投7中的水平，不知道說啥好。

[–]HeatSn33ze 3525 指標 1小時前

Despite the loss, Eric Gordon balled the fuck out this series. Respect.

熱火球迷：儘管輸了，埃里克-戈登在這輪系列賽里打得真特么精彩。向他致敬。

[–][HOU] Clint CapelaAcreshaker5454 383 指標 1小時前

And Pj Tucker. Some say he is still rebounding as we speak.

火箭球迷：還有PJ-塔克。現在比賽結束了估計他還在場上搶籃板。

[–][GSW] Jeremy Linrediraim 1402 指標 1小時前

PJ Tucker too. He was involved in like every loose ball. Nonstop hustle. Mad respect.

勇士球迷：我也要誇一下塔克。他對每一個球都積極拼搶。一直都沒放棄，就是敢打敢拼。向他致以瘋狂的尊重。

[–][DAL] Marquis DanielsvapoRN 252 指標 1小時前

EG and PJ were definitely my favorite players in this series. Impossible not to root for.

獨行俠球迷：戈登和塔克毫無疑問是我在這輪系列賽里最喜歡的球員。沒有理由不支持他們。

[–]PelicansSH4DOW_N1NJA 2794 指標 1小時前*

27 MISSED THREES IN A ROW THIS GAME PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH AND IM NOT EVEN A HOUSTON FAN

鵜鶘球迷：我甚至都不是火箭球迷，但火箭連續投丟 27 個三分真是特么氣壞我了！

[–]76ers Bandwagoncrepuscular_caveman 921 指標 1小時前

jump shootin" teams don"t win championships Erneh

76人球迷：巴克利：「跳投球隊是不會贏得總冠軍的。」

[–]RaptorsMeatballMcFly 826 指標 1小時前

crazy how similar these last two games 7s were, boston and houston straight up forgot how to shoot

猛龍球迷：今年這兩場搶七輸的都很像啊，凱爾特人和火箭都是突然忘記了怎麼投籃。

[–]Warriorskuksean 381 指標 1小時前

Except Houston has a team full of shooters, I think that makes it worse. Celtics aren"t the greatest 3-point shooting team.

勇士球迷：可是火箭全隊都是投手，這就更糟糕了。凱爾特人也不是什麼以三分見長的球隊。

[–]RaptorsMeatballMcFly 146 指標 1小時前

For sure, the fact that they missed 27 attempts in a row actually boggles my mind

猛龍球迷：沒錯。他們連續投丟27個三分真是讓我開了眼界。

[–]FiddleDooken 1754 指標 1小時前

Boston - 7/39 (17%) from 3

Houston - Hold my bricks

凱爾特人- 三分球39投7中（命中率17%）

火箭- 瞧好了您內。

[–]Jazzrusticate 732 指標 1小時前

Don"t let the Rockets missing 27 consecutive threes distract you from the fact that the Raptors didn"t blow any lead in the Eastern Conference Semifinals

爵士球迷：火箭是連續投丟27個三分沒錯，但大家不要忘了猛龍在東部第二輪沒有被逆轉比分哦！因為他們就從來沒領先過。

[–]RaptorsAyy-Man 353 指標 1小時前

We just come on this sub to get faded everyday lol

猛龍球迷：這破區沒法逛了。

[–][HOU] Carlos Delfinowiggles97 1365 指標 1小時前

Anyone know how to reverse time and prevent the NBA from adding a three-point line? Asking for a friend.

火箭球迷：有哪位老哥知道怎樣讓時間倒流，阻止聯盟在球場上加三分線嗎？在線等，挺急的。

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