男生常說的5句謊言，你肯定聽過

最新 06-01

只要我們身處一段感情當中，勢必就會在生活中有各種各樣大大小小的謊言。因此，這裡總結了男生最常見的5句謊言和背後的原因。一起來看看吧！

No You Don』t Look Fat In That

你穿那件的話看起來很苗條啊

「Honey, do I look fat in this dress?」 Alright, this is it. The question you』ve trained for and feared has finally left her mouth. This is such a delicate and tender question. Honestly, answering it is like dismantling a high tech bomb that』s only seconds away from exploding. There』s only one right answer, and you better say the right one if you value your life. In a way, this question is number one on the unofficial husband test. Out of all the lies men could tell their wives, women would most likely accept this one.

「親愛的，我穿這件衣服看起來胖嗎?」你看，總是這樣的問題。你所害怕被問到的問題最終還是被她掛在了嘴邊。這是一個微妙而又溫柔的問題。老實說，回答它就像拆除一顆高科技炸彈，距離爆炸只有幾秒鐘的時間。只有一個正確的答案，如果你珍惜你的生命，你最好說「不胖」。在某種程度上，這個問題是非官方丈夫測試的第一個問題。男人的謊言中，女人最可能接受這一句。

I Love Your Cooking

我喜歡吃你做的飯

Not all lies that husbands tell their wives are said to get out of trouble, or get their wives to stop nagging them to do something, or even out of anger or malice. Sometimes, husbands tell these lies to spare feelings, or make her feel better. Lies aren』t meant to be for bad reasons all of the time anyway. After a long day at work for both of them, she still takes the time to help make sure they have something to eat for dinner. She tries her hardest to make something delicious, and even though he might not like it, it』s the thought and effort that counts.

並非所有的謊言都是為了擺脫麻煩，或者讓妻子們停止嘮叨他們，甚至也不是出於憤怒或惡意。有時候，丈夫說出這些謊言，是讓她感覺更開心。謊言並非總是出於不好的原因。在他們倆工作了一整天之後，她仍然會花時間來做飯，盡自己最大的努力去做一些好吃的東西，儘管他可能不喜歡，但心意和努力才是最重要的。

I』m Sorry I Was In A Meeting

不好意思我剛才在開會（工作）

It was a warm summer afternoon and he and his co-workers decided to take an extended lunch break, and he opted to leave his phone behind in his office, wanting to enjoy lunch with his friends. When he gets back he notices his phone buzzing on the desk. Uh oh. Three missed calls from his wife AND several texts. He needed to think fast or she』ll definitely think he』s been ignoring her. A sudden and very important cell phone-ignoring meeting? Sure, that』ll definitely work.

這是一個溫暖的夏日午後，他和他的同事們決定延長午休時間，他選擇把手機留在辦公室，想和朋友一起吃午餐。當他回來時，他注意到他的手機在桌子上嗡嗡作響。完了。三次沒接到妻子的電話和幾條簡訊。他需要快速思考，否則她肯定會認為他忽略了她。告訴她剛才有一個突然而又非常重要的會議?當然了,這種借口最有效。

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You Look Like You Lost Weight

你好像瘦了

Even though this is one of the most common lies husbands tell their wives — or any man in a relationship, really — it falls under the category of the 「good」 lies. (As good as a lie can get.) Although this statement may or may not be true, he knows that his wife has been working really hard on her diet — eating and cooking healthy, working out as much as she can, and overall making huge lifestyle changes. He knows it』ll give her the boost she needs right now. So he』ll throw in a, 「You look like you lost weight, honey,」 when she comes back from a long workout.

儘管這是最常見的謊言之一，丈夫們會如此告訴他們的妻子——或者任何一段關係中的男人會對女伴如此說——這也不再屬於「好」謊話的範疇。雖然這個說法可能不正確，但他知道他的妻子一直在努力節食——飲食和烹飪都很健康，盡其所能地鍛煉身體，並且總體上改變著生活方式。他知道這會給她一點激勵。所以，當她從長時間的健身訓練中回來時，他會說:「親愛的，你看起來瘦了。」

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I Can』t, I』m Swamped At Work

哦不行，我今天工作太忙了

Out of all of the lies that men tell their wives, this one is a definite go-to for any husband (or any person really). One of the most popular lies, not to mention one that will work almost every single time it』s needed — work. The most perfect and easiest excuse in the book. Men will always use work as an excuse when they can. He』s used this excuse before to get out of shopping with her at the mall, meeting her and her mother somewhere, or even if he just needs some time to himself. Work is work and most people don』t argue it so he knows he can stretch this lie much farther than his own wife. So, after a phone call explaining everything, he gets off the hook with no problem.

在男人告訴女人的所有謊言中（女人對男人也同樣如此），這是最受歡迎的謊言之一。教科書般的完美簡單。男人總是以工作為借口。他以前用這個借口避免商場里和她一起出去購物，避免會見岳母大人，或者為了找到一些時間做自己的事情。工作就是工作，大多數人都認為好好乾活總沒錯，所以他知道自己可以把這個謊言運用自如。所以，在一個電話解釋了所有事情之後，男人們就沒有什麼可顧慮的了。

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