小托馬斯節目中戲稱自己如同騎士一般被橫掃

運動 06-09

Isaiah Thomas: "I"m like the Cavs .. I"m about to get swept「

以賽亞-托馬斯在節目中稱：「我就像騎士……要被橫掃了。」

相關閱讀：小托馬斯節目里打趣：我就像騎士，要被橫掃了>>https://voice.hupu.com/nba/2308197.html

視頻：小托馬斯和微笑刺客托馬斯參加答題節目>>https://weibo.com/tv/v/GjY0Mw0mK?fid=1034:9933bf7b1e59a164fb93ca4bbfe1c2f0

[–]Lakerspabstblueribbonpapi 1777 指標 21小時前

Lol and at the end, Isiah won a copy of 2k18 (you know, the one with Kyrie on the cover)

湖人球迷：哈哈哈亮點是最後刺客還贏了一張NBA 2K18的光碟（就是封面是歐文的那個）。

[–]Mavericksparkman32 427 指標 14小時前

Cruel and unusual punishment, regardless of the cover athlete.

不管封面球星是誰，這個懲罰也算是非比尋常，慘無人道了。

[–]BullsQEDomelets 1730 指標 21小時前

I still can"t believe he said he knew the answer to the artist of "This is America" and proudly exclaimed "Chance the Rapper!"

我還是無法相信的一點是，小托馬斯說他知道《This is America》是誰的歌，然後自信滿滿地說「是Chance the Rapper！」

[譯註1]

[譯註1]This is America是Childish Gambino的作品。

[–]EerdayLit 1173 指標 20小時前

He did it just so he could make the Cavs getting swept joke.

他是故意答錯的，這樣才有機會開騎士被橫掃的玩笑啊。

[–]nathanonthekeys 553 指標 17小時前

IT with the 5D chess move.

IT這是在下一盤大棋啊。

[–]WarriorsRaogrimm 114 指標 15小時前

He also missed the Thanos question ??

勇士球迷：而且那個滅霸的問題他也沒答對。

[–]HornetsIamOlderthanMe 2988 指標 21小時前

Isiah Thomas has a known beef with Michael Jordan.

Isaiah Thomas has a known beef with LeBron James.

These ITs really hate GOATs.

眾所周知，伊賽亞-托馬斯和喬丹有過節。

眾所周知，以賽亞-托馬斯和老詹有過節。

這些個叫IT的真是跟歷史最佳球員有仇。

[–]NetsDelverOfSeacrest 1048 指標 21小時前

These ITs really hate GOATs.

Now accepting applications for an Isiaah Thomas to have a beef with Spencer Dinwiddie

「這些個叫IT的真是跟歷史最佳球員有仇。」

籃網球迷：填表啦填表啦，目前我們缺一位名叫以賽鴨-托馬斯的同志來跟斯潘塞-丁威迪撕撕B。

[–]WarriorsTheChildrenOfMen 2466 指標 22小時前

Holy shit no he didn』t

勇士球迷：卧槽卧槽小托馬斯又來啦？

[–][GSW] Stephen Currydunedog223 1296 指標 21小時前

He looks pretty serious and knowing his past I doubt this was just a joke. I think he was planning this shot at them.

Nevertheless it was hilarious.

勇士球迷：他表情挺嚴肅的，而且鑒於他在騎士呆過，我覺得這不僅僅是開玩笑而已。他可能早就算計好這一出了。

不過確實挺好笑的。

[–]RocketsAaronRodgers16 1049 指標 21小時前

「I gotta tank this shit so I can make this joke」

小托馬斯心想：「我要故意輸掉這個問答節目，這樣就能埋汰騎士了。」

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 363 指標 20小時前*

Lebron watching TV at home

"Not if I have anything to say about it. I"ll do it myself."

坐在電視機前的詹姆斯：

「有我在，沒那麼容易。我要親手了結這件事。」

Remembers J.R. is on his team

".......I"m about to get swept"

然後他想起自己隊里有JR-史密斯

「……我要被橫掃了。」

[–]NBAMintastic 239 指標 19小時前

He realized who actually put together the Infinity Stones.

詹姆斯意識到是誰真正集齊了無限寶石。

[–]thenickben 360 指標 21小時前*

LeBron: This why I traded yo ass

詹姆斯：「這就是為什麼我把你特么交易走了。」

[–]klawhileonard 183 指標 21小時前

I want the Cavs to win so bad now just so they don』t offer him a ring and see his reaction

我現在真的很希望騎士奪冠，就為了看看騎士不給小托馬斯戒指的時候，他會是什麼反應。

[–][LAL] Nick Van Exelngine4 243 指標 21小時前

I don"t think he"d take one. Just from the type of dude IT is I think he was joking in his Insta post.

湖人球迷」我覺得就算給他戒指他也不會要的。從IT的秉性來看，我覺得他把這個視頻發在Instagram上只是在開玩笑。

[–]SupersonicsSmigg_e 155 指標 18小時前

Obviously he was joking. Everyone in the NBA that commented on it knew he was joking. His wife knew he was joking. Everyone knew he was joking. Litterally the only people in the entire world who thought was serious are the five of you in this thread that don"t understand a sense of humor.

他明顯是在開玩笑啊，所有評論的NBA球員都知道他在開玩笑。他老婆也知道他在開玩笑。每個人都知道他在開玩笑。全世界也就你們五個在這帖子里留言的毫無幽默感的人才覺得他是認真的好嗎。

[–]Steve-5 4473 指標 21小時前

Now we know who"s not getting a ring if the Cavs somehow win.

現在咱們知道如果騎士奪冠誰會拿不到戒指了。

[–]WarriorsPestilence67 3935 指標 21小時前

JR Smith? Jordan Clarkson? Honestly they should just give LeBron all 15 rings.

勇士球迷：你是說JR-史密斯嗎？還是克拉克森？說實話，他們應該把15個戒指都給詹姆斯。

[–]HeatverycoolguySmash 5321 指標 20小時前

Yo then that means if Cavs win then LeBron will have 18 rings so we can finally put the LeBron vs. MJ argument to bed.

這樣一來，如果騎士奪冠，老詹就會手握18枚冠軍戒指，喬詹之爭就蓋棺定論了咯。

[–]Bucksermaferkingerrd 739 指標 20小時前

Skip: let』s call it a tie

Skip Bayless會說：那就勉強算是五五開吧。

[譯註2]

[譯註2]斯基普-貝勒斯（Skip Bayless）是ESPN評論員，熱衷於抹黑貶低詹姆斯，遭到廣大球迷口誅筆伐。

[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeashwinr136 375 指標 20小時前

STOP IT SKIIIUUUUP

勇士球迷：別BB了SKIUUUUUUUUP。

[譯註3]

[譯註3]模仿跟Skip Bayless唱反調的Shannon Sharpe（大詹蜜）。

[–][GSW] Wilt Chamberlaintestbug0 158 指標 19小時前

I have a feeling JR"s getting a ring this year, whoever wins.

勇士球迷：我有預感，不管今年誰奪冠，JR都能拿到一枚戒指。

[–]justsawitlive 92 指標 16小時前

It would be hilarious if they offered it. And knowing JR he might actually accept lol

勇士要是真給JR戒指，那就太搞笑啦。而且就JR的尿性，他可能真的會接受啊哈哈哈。

[–]76erstsjic 184 指標 20小時前

If cavs win will wade get a ring?

如果騎士奪冠，韋德能拿到一枚戒指嗎？

[–]CavaliersHapte 282 指標 20小時前

If he wants one I bet he could get LeBron to make it happen. There is no rule regarding the rings the teams can give out as many as they want.

騎士球迷：如果他想要的話，我覺得他可以托詹姆斯搞定。並沒有相關的規定，球隊想給外人發多少枚戒指都可以。

[–]SupersonicsJustaGangsta 170 指標 19小時前

Can I get one?

那能給我一個嗎？

[–]Warriors Bandwagonkoreankimochi 532 指標 19小時前

If you want one I bet you could get LeBron to make it happen. There is no rule regarding the rings the teams can give out as many as they want.

勇士球迷：如果你想要的話，我覺得你可以托詹姆斯搞定。並沒有相關的規定，球隊想給外人發多少枚戒指都可以。

[–]Ripley019 1469 指標 18小時前*

JR YOU NOT HOOPIN GIVE ME YOUR RING. TRISTAN YOU HAD 14 REBOUNDS THAT"S GOOD AND ALL BUT YOU STILL HAVE NO POINTS GIMME YOUR RING.

「JR你打的是個JB，把你的戒指交出來！TT，你搶了14個板還湊合事吧，但你一分都沒得，你也把戒指交出來！」

[–]KwameQuaoHoe 195 指標 12小時前*

「LOVE!」「I had 27 points」「BUT WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU STILL TRASH!?」

lol I feel like that is how everyone feels about KLove.

「樂福！」「我得了27分啊。」「那我為什麼覺得你還是個菜B呢？！」

哈哈我覺得這就是所有人對樂福的感覺。

[–]Ripley019 612 指標 18小時前

That game was too close. I called my kids at halftime I said PACKUP! They said why I said PACKUP! WE GOING TO MIAMI

比分實在是太接近了。半場的時候我叫來我的孩子們說「收拾行李！」他們問為啥，我說「收拾行李！咱們要去邁阿密了！」

[–][CHI] Derrick RoseTheRealCountVertigo 402 指標 18小時前

THATS LIKE 6 SUPERSTARS ON ONE TEAM, THEY THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!!!

「這差不多一個隊6個全明星了！！他們特么的這是拍正義聯盟！！！」

[–]klawhileonard 346 指標 18小時前

KYRIE!!!!KYRIEEE WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN KYRIEEEEE

「凱里！！！！凱里你特么這是弄啥嘞凱里噫噫噫噫！！！！！」

[–][CHI] Derrick RoseTheRealCountVertigo 265 指標 18小時前

DID YOU HEAR WHO KD SIGN WITH???!?

....

THEN YOU BETTER BE HOOPIN NEXT YEAR, OR I"M TAKING YO RING!!!

「你知道KD和誰簽約了嗎？？？！？」

……

「那你下賽季就特么加把勁，不然我連你的戒指也拿走！！！」

[–]Charlotte Hornetsr-u_ok 250 指標 16小時前

NOPE CAN"T DO DAT

COS EVERY TIME I TAKE A BREAK

DEY GO UP TEN POINTS

「不，老子根本沒法下場

因為每次我一下場休息

他們就咔咔咔凈勝10分啊！！！」

[–]GreyFoxSolid 163 指標 13小時前

"ARE YOU DRUNK?! ARE YOU DRUNK JR?!"

"No, you ain"t drunk.

YOU TRASH!"

「你是不是喝多了？！你是不是喝多了啊JR？！

不，你不是喝多了。

你就是菜B！！！」

[–]HatchbackDoug 186 指標 16小時前

SHUMPERT GIMME YO RING. NAH DONT EVEN SAY NOTHING JUST GIMME THE RING. You know you ain』t good.

「香珀特把你的戒指給我！行了別廢話了給我就完了。你知道自己多菜。」

[譯註3]

[譯註3]YouTube上ID為RDCworld1的用戶上傳了許多惡搞視頻，腦補並演繹球員在更衣室的表現。以上大寫（加粗）咆哮內容均是對視頻中內容的引用。

[–]Celticskcsmith1223 314 指標 21小時前

Damn I miss IT so much

凱爾特人球迷：瑪德我好想念IT啊。

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvingd_42 133 指標 21小時前

Same

凱爾特人球迷：我也是。

[–][SAC] De"Aaron FoxDartisback 115 指標 21小時前

Same

國王球迷：我也是。

[–]Lakers_n_lights 109 指標 21小時前

Same

湖人球迷：我也是。

[–]CavaliersCavsDaddy 227 指標 21小時前

No! Not same!

騎士球迷：沒有！我可沒有！

[–]LSDilly 124 指標 20小時前

Lmao I thought this was a regular 「repeat the same word over and over」 comment thread and then realized IT really played for all those teams

笑爆，我一開始以為這就是普通的隊形貼，後來才意識到IT真的在這些球隊都打過球。

[–]Hawkstacojenkins 761 指標 22小時前

lol hindsight is 20/20 but the Cavs would 100% be in much better shape with Wade/Rose/Crowder and even a hobbled IT right now. They"re getting absolutely nothing from the current backcourt

這話可能有點馬後炮，但我覺得如果騎士還有韋德+羅斯+克勞德，甚至再加上一個腿腳不利索的小托馬斯，也比現在的狀況好。目前的騎士後場真是毫無貢獻。

[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 524 指標 22小時前

IT ain"t just "hobbled" right now though. He had surgery and I believe is still at least a month away.

凱爾特人球迷：小托馬斯可不只是「腿腳不利索」而已，他傷勢嚴重到需要手術，而且至少再過一個月才能恢復。

[–][LAL] Nick Van Exelngine4 242 指標 21小時前

Facts I love the little guy but I doubt after what happened with the Celtics he would put his body on the line for the Cavs.

湖人球迷：說實話，我很喜歡這個小個子，但我覺得，在凱爾特人讓人擺了一道後，他是不會為騎士上刀山下火海的。

[–]Hawkstacojenkins 134 指標 21小時前

I mean even if you remove IT from that equation they"d still be better off with those other 3 guys imo. Hell we saw Wade basically single handedly win a playoff game for the Heat

老鷹球迷：我覺得就算不要IT，只算另外三個人，騎士的狀況也比現在好。咱們可是親眼看見韋德憑藉一己之力為熱火贏下了一場季後賽啊。

[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 184 指標 21小時前

Those guys are all good at not being Jordan Clarkson. You gotta give them that. The Lakers trade was just awful. I think they might still like the Crowder and Shumpert for Hill and Hood swap. Hill has been fine.

凱爾特人球迷：這幾個人最出色的一點就是他們不是克拉克森。這一點必須承認。騎士跟湖人做的這筆交易實在是太糟糕了。不過我覺得他們可能對克勞德+香珀特換希爾+胡德還比較滿意，希爾最近一直不錯。

[–]Cavaliersmister_ratburn 182 指標 21小時前

I appreciate that this isn"t a memey take but I respectfully disagree, and I actually disagree quite strongly. I think, yes, Wade and Rose might have given us a lift, but let"s just be real: IT and Crowder were truly awful for us. Crowder shot abysmally on open looks and clearly didn"t really care about playing defense for us.

騎士球迷：層主沒有在開玩笑而是認真討論我很喜歡，不過我還是要表達反對意見，沒有冒犯的意思，而且我是強烈反對這一觀點。我認為，韋德和羅斯也許確實會給我們帶來一些提升，但說實話，IT和克勞德實在是太坑了。克勞德的空位投籃鐵得一塌糊塗，而且也沒有一丁點要防守的意思。

I think IT wanted to make it work but he was terrible and would only make our inconsistent defense even more awful. I think you have to remember that we got George Hill and Larry Nance in those deals, and even though neither has been great, swapping those two for Wade, Rose, and Crowder wouldn"t be much of an upgrade.

我覺得IT還是有心想要打好球的，但他的表現很糟糕，只會給我們本來就不穩定的防守雪上加霜。我認為你應當記住一點，我們在交易中得到了喬治-希爾和拉里-南斯，雖然這兩個人打得都不算很出色，但把他們換成韋德+羅斯+克勞德也好不到哪去。

[–]CavaliersOpinion_of_JaRule 193 指標 21小時前

I think people have already forgotten how truly dreadful the Cavs were before those trades.

騎士球迷：我覺得大家都已經忘了騎士在這筆交易之前是多麼凄慘了。

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