庄神曾膠帶捆綁丁威迪並給他沖冷水澡，更衣室里還有什麼詭異惡作劇？

[Winfield] Andre Drummond said the worst thing he』s ever done in an NBA locker room is duct tape Spencer Dinwiddie to a chair and put him in a cold shower

庄神表示，他在更衣室做過最糟糕的事情是用膠帶把斯賓塞-丁威迪綁在凳子上，然後給他沖冷水澡。

[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsushakattack917 438 指標 7小時前

Other than keeping his shoulder hair

庄神隨後表示：我說的最糟糕的事不包括我留肩毛哈。

[–][NJN] Kerry Kittlesxxj7xx 186 指標 7小時前

It』s must have felt good when dinwiddle hit that game winner on them

籃網球迷：所以丁威迪絕殺活塞的時候心裡肯定很爽吧。

[–][DAL] Radisav CurcicSayter 346 指標 7小時前

well that"s certainly not as bad as leaking lingerie pics of your actress gf after a breakup when you"re the only other one that had them.

這個嘛……肯定是沒有和自己的演員前女友分手後把人家只給你一個人分享的穿內衣私房照片泄露出去過分。

[–]PistonsShiftz 177 指標 7小時前

That was pretty toxic, she said stuff on TV and he showed stuff, just not a good look for either

挺沒品的，那女生在電視上說了些啥，然後庄神展示了些啥……兩邊的面子上都不咋好看。

[譯註1]新聞：德拉蒙德前女友：他吻技超爛>>https://voice.hupu.com/nba/1638956.html

[–]NBAHateHater77 286 指標 6小時前

I saw the pics. It was a good look for her.

我看了那些照片，庄神我不知道，她確實好看。

[–]Sashi_on_Top 361 指標 5小時前

Naked pics online? That"s disgusting. On a website? There"s so many of them though. Where? Which one?

網上果照嗎？太噁心了。是在某個網站上么？不過這麼多很難找啊，在哪？到底是哪個？

[譯註2]新聞：前女友性感照網上曝光，庄神：不是我泄露的（鏈接里有圖）>>https://voice.hupu.com/nba/1640435.html，其他圖片可以谷歌圖片搜索」她的英文名+leaked「。

[–]kapatinph*河蟹* 77 指標 7小時前

Wasn"t she talking mad shit and saying it wasn"t even real to her?

不過她那會兒是不是到處瞎講話，然後還說跟庄神談戀愛就是玩玩而已？

[–][NYK] Carmelo AnthonyStarrInhaler 161 指標 6小時前

Yeah. They both were acting like 19 year old dummies. In their defense, that probably wasn"t too far off from their real age

是的，倆人都表現得像19歲的蠢貨一樣。不過也算情有可原吧，畢竟19歲可能跟他們的真實年齡差得不太遠。

[–][NYK] Kristaps Porzingisazizinator25 155 指標 6小時前

He was 20 and she was 21, so yeah, basically.

當時庄神20歲，她21歲。所以你說的對，確實差不多是這麼回事。

[–]RaptorsClashQuester 92 指標 7小時前

Why was this even asked

記者怎麼還會問這種問題？

[–][BKN] D"Angelo Russellsclop123 84 指標 6小時前

Drummond couldn』t hold it back any longer

庄神再也憋不住了。

[–]BullsTallAssFuker 56 指標 7小時前

Could』ve gone without knowing this information but shit happens I guess.

我不了解到這種信息也能過得好好的，哎，TMD世事難料吧。

[–][BKN] D"Angelo Russellsclop123 63 指標 6小時前

Now every time I watch my boy, I』m going to imagine him wrapped in duct tape in a cold shower

籃網球迷：以後每當我看我的丁威迪，我都會聯想到他被膠帶包裹著洗冷水澡的畫面。

[–]RaptorsGainsgoham 988 指標 7小時前

Got nothing on AD getting fingered in college

這跟濃眉大學時期被千年殺比起來算個屁。

[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownMurderingRayLewis 345 指標 6小時前

...excuse me

什……什麼？

[–]CelticsJoseToThe 460 指標 6小時前*

Video of AD being spanked exists just google it

濃眉被打屁股的視頻一直都有啊，谷歌搜一下。

[–]RaptorsZeppelanoid 201 指標 5小時前

Spanked? Homeboy digs a finger in there.

豈止打屁股，老哥們都把手指往裡捅了。

[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log 43 指標 3小時前

Thats rape

這，是強姦吧？

[–]Bucksbadvibes- 34 指標 1小時前

No, AD audibly screams "AAAAAAHHH, I LOOOOOOVE IITTT"

怎麼會，濃眉可是大聲呻吟「啊啊啊啊啊，就是這樣，我喜歡！」

[–]notyourbutthead 302 指標 6小時前

No thanks fam. I believe you

別說了別找了謝謝，兄弟我相信你。

[–]HeatErectusPenor 257 指標 6小時前

視頻：濃眉更衣室里遭大學隊友扒光>>http://t.cn/RDesnlq

[–]HawksElceeCiv 336 指標 4小時前

This behavior is reprehensible. League can"t stand for that. Only answer is suspend Tom Brady 4 games.

老鷹球迷：這種行為理應要受到懲罰，聯盟可絕對不能容忍這種事情！唯一的答案就是如給湯姆-布雷迪禁賽4場！

[譯註3]

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[–][PHI] Dario Sarictommyk41 173 指標 5小時前

i』ve witnessed some very homosexual activities happen in basketball locker rooms in my day but i』ve never seen anything on that level lmao

我親眼見過很多發生在籃球隊更衣室的哲學行為，但濃眉這個還真沒遇到過哈哈哈。

[–]ClippersThevirginhairy 113 指標 5小時前

People who are seriously into their team sports all get up to weird shit tbh. I was at a party a while back and was chatting to a guy there who was on the rugby team and he was saying how there』s a 『hilarious』 guy on the team who every week would send their group chat a different video of him shoving pennies up his foreskin and firing them out.

真正對團隊體育很熱愛的人都喜歡做些奇怪的事情，真格的。我有一回在一個派對上和一哥們兒聊天，他是某英式橄欖球隊成員，他說他們隊里有一特搞笑的傢伙每周都在群聊上發他用包皮夾住美分硬幣再射出去的視頻，每次還都不帶重樣的。

Had this lad triple take the story for me cause this was the weirdest shit. Didn』t take his offer to watch the video of it either and made a business decision to reject his friend requests on social media

我讓這哥們把這件事給我重複了三遍，因為這是我聽過最扯淡的事了。他提出讓我看視頻，我沒接受，而且，我後來做出了個商業決定，拒絕了他那位朋友後來在社交平台上的添加好友請求。

[–]MagicYungSnuggie 167 指標 4小時前

a lot of those "pretend to be gay" dudes are actually just gay. I played with this guy in high school, one of the best runningbacks in the state (the state of florida so you know he was real). total stud, D1 prospect but hurt his knee senior year and shit flamed out. but he was always doin some low key gay shit. we all thought it was just jokes at the time. he"s a drag queen now. (and a good one, bro got awards n shit)

很多所謂假裝基佬的傢伙其實根本就是真基佬。高中時期我和一哥們一塊打橄欖球，他是整個州最好的跑鋒之一（佛羅里達州，所以他真的有兩下子）。絕對的潛力新星，能進NCAA一級聯賽打球，但是高四的時候他膝蓋傷了，星光很快就暗淡了下去。不過他那時候經常做一些其實很哲學的事情，當時大家都以為他在開玩笑，一笑置之。結果他現在是變裝女王了（而且還是屬於牛逼的那種女裝大佬，得了很多獎）。

a lot of those guys be on that fake gay shit cause they"re not comfortable fully coming out yet, which is fine. but its pretty common

通常吧，這種人裝著哲學是因為他們還放不開，不敢完全暴露自己的性取向。其實這沒什麼，但真的很常見。

[–]BullsNorme98 63 指標 5小時前

This reminds me of a guy masturbating after football practice in the locker room as everyone was getting changed.

這讓我想起一哥們橄欖球訓練完後在更衣室里擼管，當時其他隊友還在一邊換衣服。

 [–]RocketsJoseAureliano 39 指標 5小時前

Wat

哈？

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesOhAyJayy 116 指標 5小時前

This is generally the point where I realize there』s nothing worth reading below, but still waste 10 min anyway ??

看到這裡我就知道接下來沒什麼有營養的內容了……但還是浪費了我10分鐘的時間??。

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