詹姆斯發酒瘋狂玩饒舌說唱，美球迷：他喝多少才會在球場上輸給球迷？

運動 08-18

LeBron is currently drunk-posting on IG

詹姆斯正在Ins上發酒瘋

視頻：詹姆斯狂飲紅酒，玩起饒舌>>

He』s sipping some high dollar wine and just singing a long to Lil Wayne songs.

他邊品昂貴紅酒邊唱Lil Wayne的歌。

[–]klawhileonard 1077 指標 17小時前

How many bottles of red wine would Lebron have to drink for you to beat him at 1v1 pickup ball tho

詹姆斯得喝多少瓶紅酒才能醉得在野球單挑中輸給各位JR呢？

[–]SpursPersianboy7thst 1254 指標 16小時前

However many makes him pass out

那得看喝多少能讓他斷片兒了。

[–]NBARareSir 190 指標 16小時前

I』ve had just about two standard bottles of pinot noir tonight and I feel at about 50% strength. At full strength, I』m probably .1 of the player that LeBron is. So let』s say that 10 me』s equals 1 LeBron. So, by my math, about 40 standard bottles of red wine will bring him down to my level

我今晚喝了兩標準瓶的黑皮諾，感覺身體被抽空一半了。我滿血狀態時大概相當於0.1個詹姆斯。那麼就相當於10個我等於一個詹姆斯，所以根據我的計算，大概四十標準瓶的紅酒能把詹姆斯拉到和我同一水平線。

[–][CLE] Cedi OsmanDellyHasAShoeDeal 311 指標 12小時前

I feel like if Lebron drank 2 bottles of wine before we played one on one, he would try to back me down in the post and just accidentally murder me due to his lack of body control.

我覺得吧，要是詹姆斯在和我1v1之前喝兩瓶紅酒，他可能會嘗試在低位背打我，然後一不小心把我坐死了，因為喝酒降低了他控制身體的能力。

[–]RaptorsDirtymikeandtheboyz1 77 指標 8小時前

I don』t know man something happens between being too drunk and not drunk enough where you become a omnipotent god on the court, unable to miss or lose. I』ve had some alcohol induced shooting streaks that I still remember.

有個很迷的事情，在你完全醉倒和不太醉之間有個狀態，那時的你變得在場上全知全能，投不丟輸不了。我記得我有幾次拜酒精所賜手熱得發燙。

[–]BorosSerenc 98 指標 8小時前

yeah i think those are the same as your clever well written texts to your ex.. you just cant see it the next day

我覺得這個喝醉的程度能讓你給前任發簡訊時靈思泉涌騷的一批……只不過第二天看的時候能抽自己幾個大嘴巴子。

[–][TOR] Kyle LowryxzElmozx 92 指標 8小時前

"holy fuck boys I"m *河蟹* KOBEEEE"

airballs 40 feet 3

「卧槽兄弟們我現在手感熱得發燙！！看老子科比！！！」

隨後超遠距離三分三不沾。

[–]aurorabortrealis 444 指標 16小時前

圖中文字：

「把我灌醉我可能會和你啪啪啪。」

「真的？」

「逗你玩，要把我灌醉成那樣得殺了我。」

[–]Spurskikimaru024 155 指標 12小時前

Narrator: They ended up having sex.

旁白：最後他們幹了一炮。

[–]theclownermb 2861 指標 16小時前

Just moved to LA, drinking wine and drunk posting to your IG story, Lebron is officially a white college girl

剛搬到洛杉磯，喝紅酒然後醉酒狀態發ins故事。詹姆斯完全是白妞大學生啊。

[–][TOR] Donyell MarshallPSChris33 112 指標 12小時前

Bron』s always been as corny as a white college girl in the media and on social media. People called him fake but he』s faked it for so long that he』s apparently become it.

詹姆斯在媒體和社交媒體上總是表現得像白妞大學生一樣老土。人們總說他裝，他也裝了這麼久了，裝著裝著都成真的了。

[–]flyinbryancolangelo 205 指標 11小時前

Nah man, that』s the real Bron. He』s just a cornball

不是的兄弟，這就是真實的老詹呀，他就是個土包子。

[–]conyeighwest 115 指標 11小時前

Lebron has always been a white college girl at heart. Loves the attention, subtweets, loves wine, etc.

詹姆斯內心一直就是個白人大學妞。喜歡被人關注，喜歡推特上指桑罵槐，喜歡喝紅酒等等。

[–]76ersTheHeliosNebula 35 指標 9小時前

Well ofc he loves wine, it"s the superior alcohol

他當然會喜歡喝紅酒啊，紅酒才是好酒。

[–]Wriggalo 45 指標 9小時前

Now you"ve gone to far.

這你就過分了。

[–]Lakersadonisgawd 998 指標 16小時前

Midwestern white girl that has just moved to LA

中西部的白人妹子剛搬到洛杉磯就這樣……

[–]tktk77 220 指標 11小時前

Seems like LA and NYC have similar problems.

看起來洛杉磯和紐約有相似的問題嘛。

[–]SuitablePlace 467 指標 11小時前

Bro you should see how many midwestern white girls are in Chicago. Its insane

兄弟你真該看看芝加哥有多少中西部的白人妹子，驚人地多。

[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeShaq_Attaq 372 指標 11小時前

Chicago is the midwest tho

可芝加哥就在美國中西部啊。

[–]HornetsHamburglarBunz 328 指標 10小時前

I think that was the joke.

額，這就是笑點啊……

[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeShaq_Attaq 256 指標 10小時前

ah frick

擦，丟人了。

[–]Bladex10 280 指標 17小時前

Mans is cooked lmao its Monday night damn

喝高了哈哈哈！這才是周一晚上啊。

[–]klawhileonard 337 指標 16小時前

Dude has a 4 month vacation lol everyday is Saturday night

他現在有4個月的假期哈哈，每天都是周六夜。

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanaugustineiver 460 指標 17小時前

my favourite LeBron rapping moment is when he"s going hard rapping along to March Madness and curves some girl to his mans

我最喜歡的詹姆斯說唱時刻是他對著March Madness哼唱，然後還把妹子塞給了自己的兄弟。

[–]kausel 150 指標 13小時前

the girl was a waiter

那妹子是個服務員……

[–]KnicksThePassionOfKristaps 113 指標 12小時前

this is a much better story though

不過人家層主那麼講故事更精彩呀。

[–]Lakersthereturnofjagger 352 指標 16小時前

Link for those who haven"t seen it

almost forgot how hard this track goes

給沒看過的人來個傳送門。

都快忘了這歌多勁爆了。

視頻：詹姆斯rapping>>

[–]Raptors99Raps 240 指標 17小時前

One of his best assists I have ever seen.

這是我見過詹姆斯送出的最佳助攻之一。

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanaugustineiver 189 指標 17小時前*

right lol he didn"t even look at her, just points her away and keeps it moving

是啊哈哈。詹姆斯看都沒看她一眼，手一揮讓她一邊去然後繼續嗨。

[–]Warriorswafino1 127 指標 16小時前

LeBron ain"t dumb. Plus Savannah is ten times better looking than THOT.

詹姆斯又不傻。再說詹嫂比那個綠茶婊漂亮十倍。

[–]LakersiStanley 238 指標 13小時前

Lebrons silhouette is the great representation of the perfect male body

詹姆斯在上面那個視頻里的輪廓就是男性最完美身材的體現啊！

[–]Fr4nkLotion 99 指標 12小時前

Would the silhouette of his toes look as bad as his actual feet though?

他腳趾的輪廓會不會和真實的腳一樣難看呢？

[–]LakersiStanley 204 指標 12小時前

Hey let"s keep this thread positive

哎哎哎，聊點正面的。

[–]LanceWillMakeEmDance 150 指標 17小時前

lmao he drunk af now just bo*河蟹*g his head someone needs to take that mans phones!

哈哈哈詹姆斯醉的一批，一直在那搖頭晃腦，快來個人拿走他的手機呀！

[–]Pacerspuzzlednerd 119 指標 10小時前

You ever try to take a phone from a drunk, 6"8", 250 pound monster?

你想嘗試從一個2米03，110+公斤的怪物手中拿走手機？

[–][DET] Corliss Williamsonnomadic_River 63 指標 9小時前

Only when I"m at the club with James Harden

除非我跟哈登在一家夜店裡。

[–]LakersDudeWTH 260 指標 16小時前

Watch someone on ESPN say this means LeBron doesn"t care about winning anymore

等著看吧，ESPN該說這代表詹姆斯已經不在乎勝利了。

[–]ramps14 144 指標 13小時前

Skip left espn

可是Skip Bayless（美國第一詹黑）已經離開ESPN了啊。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryanttwentythree12 195 指標 12小時前

1990 Sassicaia would be a banger, thats a tasty treat. LBJ loves his Sassicaia.

1990年的西施佳雅絕對帶勁，那可是極具誘惑的佳釀。詹姆斯懂球。

Second Flight is the second label from Heidi Barrett"s "Screaming Eagle" which is wildly expensive and a great wine (these do not always go hand in hand)

空軍二號是Heidi Barrett的嘯鷹的第二個標籤。這酒老貴了，而且是瓶好酒（注意，貴不一定代表好）。

2013 Caymus Special Selection- Caymus used to be great quality wine. Now they make overpriced grape juice with a tonne of added sugar. They kinda lost their way when they became hugely popular. Not a good choice, king.

2013佳慕酒園特釀——佳慕以前是高品質紅酒。現在就是溢價的葡萄汁加上大量的糖。這酒火了之後有點迷失了。小皇帝這酒選的不好呀。

That Guigal "La Ladonne" Cote Rotie would be a fuckin banger as well. Syrah with a bit of Viognier that"d be tasty as hell.

那瓶吉佳樂世家也絕對是一瓶上等老酒。西拉加點維歐尼耶真是好喝到爆。

That CDP I"ve never seen before. Can"t speak on that.

那瓶教皇新堡沒怎麼見過，不敢胡說。

All in all I love that these NBA guys are getting in to wine. Its fun for me to see as I am in the industry and I enjoy seeing people drink baller shit.

總之我喜歡這些NBA球員入坑紅酒。作為從業者我感覺這很有趣。我也很喜歡看到人們喝一等一的好酒。

[–][PHI] Tony Wrotenank1613 82 指標 11小時前

Man I wish I knew things about stuff.

我去，我多希望自己也這麼懂行啊。

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