杜蘭特是伏地魔，詹姆斯是鄧布利多？NBA版《哈利波特》該怎麼選角？
Is Kevin Durant actually Voldemort?
凱文-杜蘭特難道真是伏地魔？
Warriorssixtycoffees 於 12小時前 發表
I mean, think about it. The connections are there
1. Associated with snakes
2. Was a prodigy when he was younger, now is just hated
3. Is way stronger than his main rival (7 horcruxes and 4 all stars vs. LeHarry who"s pretty much on his own)
4. Has beef with random teenagers
勇士球迷：我不是瞎說啊，這倆人的相似之處可在這擺著呢
1.與蛇聯繫緊密
2.曾經是金童，現在只被痛恨
3.遠遠強於他的主要對手（伏地魔有7個魂器，杜蘭特隊里有4個全明星，而對手勒哈利基本上孤軍奮戰）
4.和各種青少年有過節
[–][BOS] E"Twaun Moorepokexchespin 512 指標 11小時前
artist』s rendition
石錘了，請看藝術家對此的演繹。
[–]SupersonicsAlfalfa_Centauri 141 指標 11小時前
Go to hell, Mona Lisa. This is a true masterpiece.
蒙娜麗莎可以往後稍稍了。樓上這才是真正的傑作。
[–]LakersAutomaticStop__ 3532 指標 12小時前
Has beef with random teenagers
I"m weak
「和各種青少年有過節」
湖人球迷：哈哈哈我（笑）沒勁了。
[–][NYK] Jeremy LinFrugalPants 514 指標 11小時前
This one is my favorite lmao
哈哈哈哈哈這一條是我的最愛。
[–][LAL] Kyle Kuzmayazalama 131 指標 10小時前
You should try progressively overloading your lifts with proper form and range of motion.
回復層主：沒勁兒是吧？你應該循序漸進地增加舉鐵的重量，同時保持好正確的姿勢和動作幅度。
[–][CLE] Kevin Lovequentin-coldwater 38 指標 8小時前
fuck that, smith machine squats and hammer curls only
拉倒吧直接史密斯機深蹲和錘式彎舉搞起。
[–]LakersAutomaticStop__ 23 指標 10小時前
Funny enough I』m in the gym rn
層主：你別說，我現在還就真在健身房裡呢。
[–]RaptorsShadowBlaDerp 598 指標 12小時前
LeHarry
you win
勒哈利……
樓主你贏了。
[–]Kekukoka 568 指標 12小時前
The boy who #livelaughloved
那個活下來的又笑又愛的男孩。
[譯註1]
[譯註1]"The boy who lived"指大難不死的男孩哈利-波特，同時也是哈利-波特第一部《哈利波特與魔法石》的第一章標題。"Live,Laugh,Love"（生活，歡笑，愛）是網路流行的雞湯類標籤，詹姆斯本人就曾經在instagram上使用過。
[–]Sunslanimilbuston 109 指標 11小時前
#striveforgryffindor
#為了格蘭芬多努力奮鬥
[譯註2]
[譯註2]對詹姆斯常用標籤「Strive for Greatness」的調侃（老土的雞湯標籤），格蘭芬多是哈利-波特所屬的學院。
[–]Keksmonster 94 指標 11小時前
But LeDumbledore would be more fitting thematically.
Was already established top tier wizard/player by the time KD entered the NBA. as opposed to Harry who is like 50 years younger than Voldy.
Is without a doubt the strongest wizard of his time and considered by some to be the strongest of all time.
但我覺得勒鄧布利多從主題上來看更為貼切。
勒布朗在KD進入NBA的時候已經是知名的頂級巫師/球員了，而哈利-波特相對於伏地魔可能小了50歲。
鄧布利多是自己時代毋庸置疑的最強巫師，也有不少人認為他可能是史上最強，這和勒布朗也很相似。
Despite his age he is still considered the strongest.
Is universally highly respected aside from a few haters (Fudge and his entourage).
Harry could be one of the younger Philly or Celtics guys who have an actual championship chance.
鄧布利多/詹姆斯儘管年齡大了，但仍被認為是第一人。
受到基本所有人的高度尊重，除了一小撮黑子（福吉和他的手下）。
哈利可以是76人隊或者凱爾特人的某個年輕球員，一個有真正的奪冠可能的年輕人。
A young Laker could also be Harry with LeDumbledore as their mentor to make it even more poetic.
一個年輕的湖人球員也可以是哈利，這樣勒鄧布利多就可以作為他的導師，讓劇情變得更加詩意。
[–]Vancouver Grizzliestraumakit 120 指標 11小時前
DumbLeDore
鄧布勒多？？
[–][MIN] Jimmy ButlerRev4890 38 指標 11小時前
yeah harry is weak af compared to voldy and dumbledore this is insulting to lebron
沒毛病，哈利-波特相對於伏地魔和鄧布利多來說可太菜了，這麼比對勒布朗很不尊重。
[–]94savage 1044 指標 12小時前
Also
Lost to LeHarry in 2012 Finals, disappeared and came back stronger than ever.
此外，KD在2012年總決賽里輸給了勒哈利，從此消失匿跡，回到總決賽舞台的時候比以往更加強大。
[–]unklebuckets 217 指標 11小時前*
This is where Javale(Neville) shows his true strength by killing one of the horcruxes(somehow draymonds dick)
那下賽季麥基（納威）就會展示他真正的力量，摧毀一個魂器（emmm……暫定為追夢的28吧）。
[譯註3]
[譯註3]納威-隆巴頓是哈利的好朋友，看起來有些笨拙的小胖子，最後一部中展示出真正的格蘭芬多人的勇氣，拿出格蘭芬多的寶劍殺死了伏地魔的魂器-巨蛇納吉尼。
[–]Knickssmileyfrown 195 指標 10小時前
2012 Finals would be Year 1 for LeHarry.
6 years later LeHarry is a 7th year and Durant comes back and destroys Hogwarts Loan Arena. It all fits
2012年總決賽是勒哈利故事的第一年。
6年之後，勒哈利已經進入了七年級，杜蘭特歸來，摧毀了霍格沃茨貸款球館。都對上了！
[譯註4]
[譯註4]克利夫蘭速貸中心此處對應霍格沃茨魔法學校。
[–]christmaskris 57 指標 8小時前
And now LeHarry retires from Hogwarts and swaps to lone path of improving surrounded by lakes to come back and destroy Voldurant for one last time
然後現在勒哈利離開了霍格沃茨，走上了強大自我的孤獨道路，修鍊於群湖之中，只為了王者歸來，最後一次擊敗伏地魔。
[–][NYK] Kristaps PorzingisRamessesTheOK 42 指標 12小時前
Who"s the Hermoine to Lebron"s Harry? Lance?
勒布朗要是哈利的話，誰是赫敏呢？芬森？
[–]CelticsJaydadCTatumThe1st 161 指標 11小時前
Kyrie is Luna Lovegood
凱爾特人球迷：歐文是盧娜-洛夫古德。
[譯註5]
[譯註5]盧娜-洛夫古德是書中哈利的朋友，心地善良，但是有很多不同常人的看法和信仰。
[–][LAL] Magic Johnsonminkdraggingonfloor 40 指標 7小時前
Is Ron Lonzo and Hermione Kuzma then?
湖人球迷：這麼來看，我覺得球哥當羅恩，庫茲馬當赫敏還不錯。
[–]Pistonssharjil333 494 指標 11小時前
100% he"s Peter Pettgrew
He saw Voldemort and the death eaters as the winning side, so he betrayed his friends and joined them out of nowhere
杜蘭特百分百是小矮星彼得啊。
他認為伏地魔和他的食死徒們能獲勝，所以他背叛了朋友，直接就加入了他們。
[–]HawksAARonBalakay22 161 指標 11小時前
Harden = Lupin?
Westbrook= Sirius Black?
按你這麼說，哈登就是盧平，威少就是小天狼星了？
[–]CelticsAKATS_GOODS_ 60 指標 11小時前
Yeah. Now im trying to think of an odd analogy for his cousin Bellatrix...
沒毛病，但是我現在想哪個球員可以作為小天狼星的表親貝拉了……
[–]TimberwolvesBenjammin341 105 指標 11小時前
Draymond?
追夢？
[–]CavaliersFreazur 64 指標 9小時前
Klay is Snape. Next summer, he』ll reveal that he was good all along, and he』ll join the Lakers for the minimum.
克萊是斯內普教授。明年夏天，他會脫去偽裝，展示出他一直是個好人，他會底薪加盟湖人的。
[–]WarriorsYa_Mama_hella_ugly 93 指標 9小時前
Joining the lakers is joining the good guys?
勇士球迷：湖人咋就成正義一方了呢？
[–][BOS] Leon Poweresoooo 219 指標 11小時前
Who"s pretty much on his own
Bro you missed the whole point of the Harry Potters books if you think he is pretty much on his own
「（勒哈利）孤軍奮戰」
老哥你要是覺得哈利從始至終是一個人孤軍奮戰的話，那你根本沒看懂哈利波特整部書的內涵啊。
[–][MIN] Jimmy ButlerRev4890 205 指標 11小時前
yeah harry got carried hard
沒錯，哈利完全是被各種carry啊。
[–][NYK] Willis Reedelsolvia 160 指標 11小時前
Seriously.
Book 1: Carried by his mom.
Book 2: Carried by that weird bird.
Book 3: Carried by himself.
Book 4: Carried by Moody and ultimately a bunch of dead people.
真格的，
第一部：老媽帶帶我。
第二部: 鳳凰帶帶我。
第三部：自己carry自己。
第四部：穆迪還有（最終）過世親朋帶帶我。
Book 5: Carried by DumbLeDore.
Book 6: Carried by DumbLeDore, again.
Book 7: Carried by the entire school and post-humously by DumbLeDore.
Also, never forget he was carried by Snape in every single book.
第五部：鄧布利多帶帶我。
第六部：鄧布利多帶帶我2。
第七部：整個霍格沃茨帶帶我，死後還有鄧布利多帶個路。
此外，別忘了他每一部里都被斯內普carry著。
[–][TOR] Jonas ValanciunasDavidKirk2000 270 指標 12小時前
Kevin Durant』s Horcruxes:
His Twitter Account His jersey Those weird shoes he wore in OKC that went up to his knees His FMVP trophy His MVP trophy His pet, Bill Simmons And he accidentally created one in LeBron when he tried to beat him in 2012
凱文-杜蘭特的魂器:
推特賬號；球衣；雷霆時期穿的那些超高幫球鞋（都快到膝蓋了）；FMVP獎盃；MVP獎盃；他的寵物，比爾-西蒙斯
[譯註6]
；此外他還在2012年總決賽試圖擊敗勒布朗的時候意外地把勒布朗也變成了一個魂器。[譯註6]比爾-西蒙斯，著名NBA記者，杜蘭特的好友。
[–]Lakersk1ngmad 104 指標 11小時前
And the movie 「Thunderstruck」
還有他出演的電影《雷霆萬鈞》。
[–]Warriorsdeion21 52 指標 11小時前
So if Durant is Voldemort, does that make Draymond Bellatrix?
勇士球迷：如果杜蘭特是伏地魔，那追夢是不是就是貝拉了？
[–]TimberwolvesBenjammin341 52 指標 11小時前
Super annoying? Yup
Hated by most fans? Yup
Kills favorite character? Not sure who Sirius would be. Maybe Love?
超級惹人煩？是的。
大部分球迷都討厭？是的。
殺死了大家最喜愛的角色？我不太確定小天狼星是誰，也許是樂福？
[–]Bullsstuply 101 指標 10小時前
Steven Adam"s balls
史蒂文-亞當斯的蛋蛋。
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