「美帝鍵盤俠」鄧被買斷｜錫伯杜滑跪慶祝
[Charania] Sources: The Los Angeles Lakers and forward Luol Deng are finalizing a contract buyout as part of waive-and-stretch provision
消息源：洛杉磯湖人準備利用延伸條款裁掉魯爾-鄧。
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[–]The_GreekFreq 3081 指標 23小時前
I guess this clears the path for LeBron to be the starting SF for the Lakers
我猜這是湖人為了給勒布朗-詹姆斯騰出首發位置所採取的行動吧。
[–][CLE] Cedi OsmanCavsDaddy 558 指標 22小時前
Still has some competition for his spot
騎士球迷：勒布朗在他的位置上依然有很多強力的競爭哦。
[–]NBAHateHater77 418 指標 21小時前
Having just stepped down from a GM position he still has a lot to prove on the court.
為了衝上GM的位置，勒布朗需要在球場上做的事情還有很多啊。
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[–][CHI] Derrick RoseChiTownDRose 3288 指標 22小時前
He is one of the final pieces for Thibs to form the Timberbulls.
Joakim Noah, you』re next...
公牛球迷：他是錫伯杜為了成就森林牛偉業的最後一塊拼圖。
喬金-諾阿，你就是接下來的那一個……
[–]Warriorsoutofnowhere_ 1392 指標 22小時前
Rose/Butler/Deng/Gibson/Noah
Bye bye KAT and Wiggins. This is how you get Butler to stay.
勇士球迷：羅斯+巴特勒+鄧+吉布森+諾阿
唐斯和維金斯要說拜拜了，這就是你們挽留巴特勒的方式。
[–][LAL] Jose Calderonvictor396 207 指標 23小時前
I need a refresher. The rumors about Noah and Rose not getting along with Butler were crap or just the ones about Butler and Rose?
湖人球迷：我需要理一理思緒，關於諾阿、羅斯與巴特勒不慕的傳聞究竟只是發牢騷說得，還是這只是羅斯和巴特勒不太和睦？
[–]Warriorsoutofnowhere_ 260 指標 1 天前
IIRC only Noah had a problem with Butler once he became a star.
勇士球迷：並不是喲，當巴特勒成為全明星之後，只有諾阿和巴特勒的相處存在問題。
[–]Nuggetsfuggingolliwog 30 指標 1 天前
From what I"ve heard, Butler doesn"t get along with anybody.
掘金球迷：從我的消息來看，巴特勒似乎和每個人的關係都很一般啊。
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[–][LAL] Jose Calderonvictor396 527 指標 1 天前
Luol is about to go from not playing to being the first bench piece to play 47:59 minutes a game.
湖人球迷：鄧即將成為第一個從根本上不了場的板凳球員到場均出場47分59秒的球員。
[–]Timberwolvesg0ddammitb0bby 383 指標 1 天前
Thibs would never let someone rest for that long
森林狼球迷：天真！錫伯杜根本不會讓大家休息這麼久的。
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[–]Canadashilly22 1546 指標 1 天前
Tom Thibodeau just sprinted out of the gym.
湯姆-錫伯杜衝出訓練館滑跪慶祝。
[–]LakersNotoriousCannibal 824 指標 1 天前
Timberwolves meeting with Deng was 「intense」 and 「at one point Tom Thibodeau was crying」 but everyone grew closer and a big lesson was learned
湖人球迷：森林狼就「強度」、「某個時刻湯姆-錫伯杜甚至哭了」為主題與鄧進行了會面，但是每個人的關係都變得更近了一些，我們也從中上得了重要一課。
[–]RaptorsFourCylinder 107 指標 1 天前
Remind me what this was from
猛龍球迷：告訴我這個梗到底哪裡來的。
[–][POR] Shabazz Napiermccainjames11 187 指標 1 天前
KD with the Clippers and Balmer? I think
開拓者球迷：KD和快船會面以及鮑爾默哭泣的新聞吧。
註：此梗來自KD2016年成為自由球員時與快船會面的梗，當時據說KD與快船討論氣氛非常熱烈，球隊老闆鮑爾默甚至為此哭泣，而據報道稱當時快船的凝聚力得到了提升，每個人都在其中學到很多，但是最終杜蘭特還是加盟了勇士。
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[–]Knicksemoti0n 314 指標 1 天前
FREEEEEEE
尼克斯球迷：自自自自自自由了！
[–][LAL] Elgin BaylorWordsAreSomething 847 指標 1 天前
Man if he"s good for another team I don"t know what I"ll do. Probably drink a smoothie
湖人球迷：老天，如果他在其他球隊打得不錯我甚至不知道自己該幹嘛……可能會一人我飲酒醉吧。
[–]Warriorswafino1 106 指標 1 天前
Luol about to be the best 15th man for the Warriors.
勇士球迷：鄧會成為勇士的最佳第十五人。
[–]Spurs Bandwagonthisguy012 21 指標 1 天前
Fuck it Deng gives so much to charity hope he gets a ring there or somewhere.
馬刺球迷：該死，鄧給慈善機構捐了那麼多錢，我希望他能在什麼地方拿到一枚戒指。
[–]LakersMr_Buckets_ 91 指標 1 天前*
I remember someone posted some recent clips of him playing in one of the NBA exhibition games this summer.
His legs looked completely gone. He still has the skills of course.
Hope Im wrong I wish Deng the best.
湖人球迷：我還記得有人向我們展示了鄧在NBA公開賽里打球的視頻。
他的膝蓋看起來是真的完全不行了，但是技巧依舊還在。
我真的希望是自己看錯了，我希望鄧能好好的！
[–]Lakerseverydayisstorytime 113 指標 1 天前
He may be good for another team, just not with the style we want to go with now.
湖人球迷：他在其他隊伍會很不錯的，他只是不適應我們現在球隊的風格和節奏了。
[–]Knicks Tankwagonseveralgirlzgalore 41 指標 1 天前
He hasn』t actually played basketball in like 3 years. It』s not 2011 anymore.
尼克斯球迷：他大概有三年沒打籃球了，現在已經不是2011年了。
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[–]LakersAbdulGOAT 236 指標 1 天前
DENG IS FREE
湖人球迷：鄧終於自由了！
[–][LAL] Nick Van Exelbul1dog 217 指標 1 天前
Real talk, Luol was such a professional throughout the entire shit situation when he could have easily gone the other way. Happy that we"re finally going to be rid of the last vestiges of MozDeng but so much respect to Luol
湖人球迷：老實說，鄧在整個這個該死的過程中都保持了相當職業的水平，實際上他可以很輕鬆地選擇其他方式，我很開心最後我們還是讓莫茲戈夫和鄧離開了，並且還給了他們很大程度的尊重。
[–]RocketsLaserSloth 87 指標 1 天前
Ikr must"ve been hard when someone is paying you millions to sit at home and do nothing, I can"t imagine myself living through that
火箭球迷：實際上當有人付你上千萬工資而你躺在家裡什麼都不做的時候，一切都會變得艱難起來，我難以想像自己會經歷這樣的情況。
[–]HawksHakeemAbdulOlajubbar 110 指標 1 天前
I mean, I agree in that I would 100% trade my life to have that, and I"m lazy and apathetic enough to probably be 100% happy not playing at all and making that bank... but it"s all relative - he"s a professional basketball player who wants to play basketball. It"s perfectly reasonable for him to be upset or even depressed that he can"t play the game he loves/has worked his whole life on, whether he"s making a ton of money or not. Money isn"t everything. How many extremely wealthy pro athletes have come out in the past year or so about their struggles with depression, anxiety, etc? They"re still humans.
老鷹球迷：我的意思是如果是我，我會用我一生去換這樣的生活，畢竟我很懶，而且對於實現價值什麼的非常冷漠，如果給我這麼一筆前我一定會很開心然後躺在床上啥都不做，就把錢存在銀行里坐吃山空……但是問題是——鄧是一個渴望打球的職業籃球運動員，如果不能為他愛的、奮鬥一生的視野而打球，他一定會很沮喪且焦慮，這和他掙多少錢沒有關係。錢不意味著一切，很多極度富裕的職業運動員還是談到了自己的焦慮、絕望之類的東西？他們畢竟還是人啊。
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[–][TOR] OG AnunobyTheFantomas 472 指標 1 天前
THIBS SALIVATING
猛龍球迷：那一天，鄧又再次回想起被錫伯杜支配的恐懼。
[–][MIN] Terrell BrandonThorvaldsonMusic 287 指標 1 天前
If we sign Luol Deng , Thibs will give him more minutes than both our rookies
森林狼球迷：如果我們簽下了鄧，錫伯杜絕對會給他比新秀出場時間還多的出場時間。
[–]Mook_betts 218 指標 1 天前
And they didn』t even have to use DLo to get rid of Dengs contract!!! Impressive!
他們甚至沒有用拉塞爾來甩掉鄧的合同！！！真的開心！
[–]Bullsgulaabjaman 123 指標 1 天前
I bet Kuzma and Hart are relieved
公牛球迷：我打賭庫茲馬和哈特鬆了一口氣。
[–]Lakerssickeye3 43 指標 1 天前
I agree. But I am if the mind that the FO views Kuzma as untouchable right along with Ingram.
The kid has mamba mentality, which is what Magic and Rob are cultivating.
湖人球迷：我同意，但是看起來庫茲馬和英格拉姆一樣是非賣品。
這孩子有曼巴精神，這也是魔術師和佩林卡一直渴望建設的東西。
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[–][TOR] OG AnunobyHiya_tiger 366 指標 1 天前
Deng: I want play
Magic: No
猛龍球迷：
鄧：我想打球
魔術師：不存在的
[–]Thunderlacrorear 253 指標 1 天前
End of an era
雷霆球迷：一個時代的終結啊。
[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliHtotheIZZO- 116 指標 1 天前
First Kyle Singler, now this
國王球迷：先是凱爾-辛格勒，然後是鄧。
[–]Thunderlacrorear 62 指標 1 天前
I don』t even know what the NBA is anymore
雷霆球迷：我甚至都不知道NBA現在究竟咋了。
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[–][LAL] Lonzo Balljoaopvm 218 指標 1 天前
Why would we do this?
湖人球迷：我們為啥這麼做啊？
[–]Lakersmonkeyman80 306 指標 1 天前
Zach Lowe briefly tweeted that it』ll make enough room next year for a full 35% max contract.
湖人球迷：Zach Lowe已經解釋得很清楚了，這是為了騰出明年佔35%薪金總額的大合同做準備。
[–]BullsFalt_ssb 100 指標 1 天前
So, why not stretch him next year?
公牛球迷：所以，為啥不到明年再用延伸條款買斷他呢？
[–]LakersLandryGroans 298 指標 1 天前
this basically is stretching him next year. they are buying out this years salary and stretching next years 18 or so over 3 years
湖人球迷：實際上也算是明年才買斷他了，今年買斷他的薪水，然後在未來三年里支付他1800萬美元的薪水。
[–]BullsFalt_ssb 196 指標 1 天前
OH, ok that makes so much more sense. I had no idea they could do that.
That"s really fucking smart then.
公牛球迷：哦，這就很清楚了，之前我一直不懂他們為啥做這些東西。
這真的很聰明啊。
[–]Lakersshinmenmusashi 116 指標 1 天前
They could if Deng agreed. Loul said he wants to play somewhere else so he agreed
湖人球迷：也只有鄧同意的情況下他們才能這麼做，鄧說他渴望去任何一個打球所以他才同意的。
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[–]RaptorsButtsmuggler69 149 指標 1 天前
Never forget that the Lakers handed out not 1 but 2 cripplingly horrible contracts right at the start of 2016 free agency before a market had even been established.
猛龍球迷：永遠忘不了湖人在2016年自由球員市場開啟、市場秩序還沒奠基下來時就簽下了兩份數額可怕的合同。
[–][LAL] Lonzo BallSDF05 107 指標 1 天前
And despite that the Lakers managed to get LeBron. But honestly, yeah, really crippling contracts. No idea why Mitch and Jim signed both of them at the start of free agency.
As for Deng, i hope he gets to play at least some minutes in another team. Dude deserves that at least. Past his prime, yes, but a humble guy both on and off the court. Wish him a happy retirement too.
湖人球迷：儘管湖人當時志在得到詹姆斯，但是老實說，這兩份合同還是太可怕了。不懂為啥庫布切克和吉姆-巴斯願意在自由球員市場開始之前就簽下他們兩個。
至於鄧，他在其他球隊真的有一些上場時間的，他值得時間，儘管他的巔峰不再，但是他在球場兩端都是極為謙遜的傢伙，希望他能有一個開心的退場吧。
來源：Reddit
編譯：萬事勝意
