切爾西老哥挑釁完穆帥直接開溜，真是有夠慫的

導語：不得不說，穆帥的起身速度也是世界級的。

ON： 穆帥險些同切爾西助教發生衝突

[–]【Liverpool】uglywhiteskinnything 879 points 1 day ago

The moment Mourinho switches on is priceless.

穆鳥揭竿而起的那一瞬間簡直千金難買。

[–]【England】lambomrclago 436 points 23 hours ago

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME BOI?!

小X崽子你剛給我說什麼？！

[–]【Chelsea】XwingatAliciousnes 638 points 22 hours ago*

「What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I』ll have you know I finished top of the table at Porto, and I』ve been involved in numerous title-winning campaigns, and I have over 450 EPL wins. I am trained in bus parking and I』m the top manager in the entire premier league. You are nothing to me but just another specialist in failure. I will wipe you the fuck out with pragmatic football the likes of which you have never seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me on the touchline? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of referees across the league and your team is being fined right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your job. You』re fucking fired, mate. I can win anywhere, anytime, and I can park the bus in over 700 ways, and that』s just with Phil Jones. Not only am I extensively trained in the 4-2-3-1, but I have access to the entire roster of Manchester United and I will use it to its full extent to secure 1-1 draws against relegation fodder, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your 「cheeky」 celebration was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn』t, you didn』t, and now you』re paying the price, you bald fraud. I will poke you all over and you will drown in it. You』re fucking dead kiddo.」

「你他媽的剛說什麼，小婊砸？我來給你講講哥在波爾圖拿過冠軍，好幾支球隊奪冠我都是功臣，我還有450場英超勝場。我是受過專業大巴訓練的，在英超也是頂級教練。跟我比你就是渣渣，又一個失敗專家。我會用你從來沒見過的樸實剛健的足球打得你滿地找牙，記住勞資的話。你以為在邊線上噴我兩句這麼容易就過去的？狗日的你再好好想清楚。我跟你說話這會兒已經聯繫聯賽當中我的秘密裁判網，現在你車已經被開罰單了，你最好準備好被日翻吧麻瓜。你那點小小的工作也要賠進去。兄弟，你被解僱了。我在何時、何地都能贏球，我有700多種擺大巴的方式，而且這還只是用菲爾-瓊斯。我不僅受過4231陣型的嚴格訓練，我還有權使用整支曼聯陣容，我將會用盡這支球隊的全力來跟保級球隊打成1-1平，你個小狗屎。要是你早知道這種『挑釁』慶祝會有什麼結果，也許你就會管好你的嘴了。但是你不能，也沒有，現在你要付出代價，你個禿頭騙子。我要在你全身戳個遍然後你就這麼淹死吧。你死定了臭小子。」

[–]【Liverpool】creative_penguin 2158 points 1 day ago

Then he ran down the tunnel lmao

然後車子這貨直接跑進通道了哈哈哈哈

[–]【Chelsea】_Ultimatum_ 1228 points 1 day ago

Haha take that! dont hurt me jose pls

哈哈哈吃我一記嘴炮！鳥叔別傷害我啊

[–]【Chelsea】Aliwia 160 points 23 hours ago

I don』t blame him, Jose looks like he』ll scratch ur eyes out

不能怪他，鳥叔看起來要把他眼睛都挖出來

[–]【Chelsea】maverick1905 71 points 23 hours ago

Or poke you in the eye.

也有可能直接戳你的眼睛。

[–]【Barcelona】Sapiensaurusrex 36 points 23 hours ago

He absolutely wouldn"t do such a thing.

/s

鳥叔絕對不像會做這種事情的人。/s

[–]【Wolves】BertMacGyver 860 points 1 day ago

Looks like that bald lad from the Chelsea backroom staff said something.

看上去切爾西這個禿頭老哥說了點什麼。

[–]【Liverpool】spaceburrito84 365 points 1 day ago

Yeah I was kind of surprised that Mou didn』t even react the first time he went past him. Looks like he』s reacting to something the assistant said on the way back to his own bench.

是的，他一開始跑上去的時候鳥都沒反應我就有點意外。看起來他不爽的是助教回去的時候說的那些話。

[–]【Queens Park Rangers】TheDubious 494 points 1 day ago

I would love to see a camera angle that shows the second part from a clearer view

想看看有沒有攝影機排到第二部分清晰一點畫面的

[–]【Manchester United】orion0930 578 points 23 hours ago

[–]【Real Madrid】archjones 498 points 23 hours ago

Rojo lookin at Mo like whats your move boss

羅霍看著鳥，心裡想著，老大你看怎麼操作

[–]【Arsenal】Sanogoals22 1534 points 1 day ago

Who the fuck is this guy lmao

這貨他媽的是誰啊哈哈哈

[–]【RC Strasbourg】Weale 993 points 1 day ago

Eva Carneiro"s boyfriend

伊娃的男朋友

[–]【Mexico】ketzal7 222 points 23 hours ago

Eva sends her regards

伊娃獻上她的敬意

[–]【Arsenal】AaronRamsay 64 points 21 hours ago

The Carneiro"s always repay their debts

卡爾內羅家有債必償

[–]trollerballer 833 points 1 day ago

I don"t know who he is, but all signs point to him being a fraud

我不知道他是誰，但是所有跡象都表明他是個騙子

[–]【Cork City】pippy64598 231 points 1 day ago

One sign in particular.

有一點跡象尤為重要。

[–]gantek 26 points 23 hours ago

His uniform?

制服？

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】mpezza 1087 points 1 day ago

Thats sunday league shit right there

野球場的狗屎劇都來了

[–]【Newcastle United】WonkDog 505 points 1 day ago

Love it

大愛

[–]【Nottingham Forest】Coolica1 465 points 1 day ago

Yeah, not sure why everyone is crying about it being disgraceful and all that this is the stuff we love to see.

是的，不知道為啥有人覺得丟人，這才是我們真的愛看的內容啊。

[–]【Portsmouth】AnonymousSixSixSix 1204 points 1 day ago

Sarri: Your sweatshirt doesn』t go with your suit

Mourinho: Listen here you big shit

薩里：你的運動衫和西裝不搭啊

穆里尼奧：聽好了你個狗屎

[–]【Manchester City】SnapSnapWoohoo 213 points 1 day ago

Respect man respect!

瑞斯派克特啊兄弟，睿斯派克特！

[–]【Manchester United】Manlad 166 points 1 day ago

Three layers, I am wearing three layers

3層，我穿了3層

[–]【Chelsea】Kangaroomech 88 points 1 day ago

That"s more layers than all the other PL coaches combined.

這比所有英超教練加起來穿得都多。

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】Porsche_Curves 326 points 1 day ago

Dude sprints off down the tunnel after. What a bitch lmao

哥們兒直接走通道開溜了。真慫啊哈哈哈哈

[–]【Chelsea】ayysizzle 1293 points 1 day ago

Disgraceful from that staff member considering we were outplayed in the second half

這個助教真是好意思，下半場我車可是被全面壓制

[–]【Chelsea】Debaser-IRK 534 points 1 day ago

Yeah definitely agree, especially doing that to Mourinho as well

是的完全同意，尤其還是對著鳥做這種動作

[–]【Chelsea】Cameronman1329 532 points 1 day ago

Not pleased with our fans chanting that too. I get he』s United manager now but he』s our greatest manager in history. Show some respect.

對我車球迷唱歌噓他我也不太樂意。我知道他現在是曼聯主帥了，但他可是我車歷史上最好的教練。有點睿斯派克特吧。

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