完封熱刺德赫亞封神，一切要怪就怪傳真機

ON： 熱刺 0-1 曼聯

[–]【切爾西】DidierDrogbaII 1318 points 16 hours ago

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer』s 1-0 wins are a lot more exciting than Mourinho』s.

索爾斯克亞的1-0可他媽比穆里尼奧的帶勁兒多了。

[–]【曼聯】tmffaw 471 points 16 hours ago

Biggest difference in my view is that we are still aiming to attack rather then pass it around. We went for any and all attacks we could in the last 30minutes even with massive pressure from spurs. We wouldn"t have done so with Jose. And we"d probably let one in and drawn or lost.

在我看來最大的區別在於，我們仍在努力進攻而不是想著鳥籠戰術。最後30分鐘即便受到熱刺極大的壓力，我們還是在尋求每一個進攻機會。鳥來帶的話不可能有這場面。我們可能讓對手進個球，最後打平或者輸球。

[–]kariers 1662 points 16 hours ago

Give de gea a new contract already, no team can afford to lose a keeper like this

這就給德赫亞續約吧，任何球隊都無法承受失去這種門將只痛

[–]【曼聯】snoring_pig 422 points 16 hours ago

Whatever we』re paying Sanchez, double it and give it to De Gea I don』t care he deserves every last penny.

我們給桑切斯這工資，直接翻倍開給德赫亞，我不管，我覺得肯定每一分錢都是值得的。

[–]Virajsaw 1098 points 16 hours ago

De Gea was MOTM

德赫亞全場最佳

[–]【利物浦】ShadyAssassin17 218 points 16 hours ago

He really was phenomenal.

他真心是現象級。

[–]【利物浦】wardaddy_ 222 points 16 hours ago

Anyone saying otherwise is taking a piss. There were some shots that went at him(and a lot of that is due to his great positioning), but that was still a 10/10 performance.

否認的人都是在瞎幾把扯。是有幾個射門對著他去的（很多都是因為他本身站位好），但他這場還是10分表現。

[–]【曼聯】mhaydar 842 points 16 hours ago

Every time Tottenham took a shot or De Gea made a save I thought "there"s no way he can keep it up"

Not only did he keep it up, he kept it up while looking bored out of his mind

每次熱刺射門德赫亞撲出去，我都想「他不可能一直守得住」

然後他不止守住了，還一直守著，完了看起來還一臉的不屑

[–]【曼聯】BulkMcHugeLarge 481 points 16 hours ago

The looking bored part was the best

一臉的不屑是重點

[–]【英格蘭】erelim 292 points 15 hours ago

Does the mailman celebrate when he delivers mail?

郵差寄信需要慶祝嗎？

[–]【狼隊】PakiIronman 1725 points 16 hours ago

Saves with feet trait is fucking op, De Gea taking the absolute piss

用腳撲救的技能也加強得太過分了吧，德赫亞太不講理了

[–]【切爾西】0nak 666 points 17 hours ago

De Gea could have saved my marriage

德赫亞本可以拯救我的婚姻

[–]【United States】wurtin 199 points 16 hours ago

Ryan Giggs brother is that you?

樓上這位是吉格斯的弟弟嗎？

[–]【熱刺】CheckMode 2238 points 17 hours ago*

Tottenham Hotspur 2018/2019 Season: The Undrawables

熱刺2018-19新DVD：寧死不平

[–]Cunt_Puffin 590 points 17 hours ago

All or nothing, no half measures.

全有或全無，絕不妥協。

[–]【切爾西】raymondliang 263 points 17 hours ago

Holy shit I totally forgot you guys still haven"t drawn a game yet. 1 point isn"t that bad lads..

上帝啊完全忘了你刺到現在一場還沒有平過。老哥，1分真的也沒那麼不值錢……

[–]【英超】AngryPenguin501 2825 points 17 hours ago

All of this because of a broken fax machine

一切的一切都賴那台壞了的傳真機

[–]【熱刺】obvious_bot 1276 points 17 hours ago

I fear no man.

But thatthing...

It scares me

-Dele, probably

我不怕任何人。

但是那玩意兒……

讓我恐懼

——阿里目前的內心獨白

[–]【熱刺】Kreygasm2233 739 points 17 hours ago

Exclusive recreation of DDG crawling out of bed this morning

/╲/( ?° ?° ?? ?° ?°)/╱

下圖是今天早晨德赫亞從他家床底下爬出來的獨家圖片

/╲/( ?° ?° ?? ?° ?°)/╱

[–]DizzyCollection 1239 points 17 hours ago*

Herrera was phenomenal, under any other circumstances MOTM. De Gea however, is just out of this world good. What a performance.

埃雷拉現象級，換了任何情況他都是全場最佳。可惜有了德赫亞，這是外星級的強大。這場太牛了。

[–]【曼聯】deservedlyundeserved 401 points 17 hours ago

He』s so clever in possession. His touch takes him away from the man, his little one-twos. Tidy player.

他持球太聰明了。他的停球能讓他遠離防守，二過一小踢牆。乾淨利落的球員。

[–]【利物浦】Thesolly180 229 points 17 hours ago

He』s such a handy player, think that midfield they had today is so much better

他真是個非常能幹的球員，我覺得今天曼聯的中場要強得多

[–]s0ngsforthedeaf 171 points 17 hours ago

Hes the right kind of midfielder to compliment/get the most out of Pogba

他是那種可以和博格巴完美互補的中場

[–]MrLiterato 289 points 17 hours ago

Dele looked like a broken man after all those De Gea saves.

被德赫亞撲完之後，阿里看起來整個人都壞了。

[–]【英超】Sveq 790 points 17 hours ago

Thank you Shaqiri for scoring 2 and getting Mourinho sacked

感謝沙奇里的2個進球讓鳥下課了

[–]【曼聯】Totally_Uninvolved 561 points 17 hours ago

Arsenal with a 22 game unbeaten run and still end up level on points with us.

This is like how we went on a 25 match unbeaten run and went from 6th to 6th in Mou"s 1st season.

阿森納22場不敗最後也就和我們同分。

有點像穆鳥第一個賽季，我們25場不敗從第6一直撐到了第6。

[–]【熱刺】Arsey56 727 points 17 hours ago

Trippier sold the entire nation a dream after scoring a free kick to pretend he is a decent player, when he is in fact total ass

特里皮爾那個自由球讓全國都以為他是個好球員，其實他完全就是個渣渣

[–]【尤文圖斯】Nabeelz 204 points 17 hours ago

Yea I saw he gave the ball away to pogba

And now I know why fucking Real Madrid wants eriksen (the guy is a complete boss)

是的，我看著他把球給了博格巴

以及現在我知道為啥他媽的皇馬想要埃里克森了（這貨是真大佬）

[–]【利物浦】Tyrinder 894 points 17 hours ago

What beast has shaqiri unleashed

沙奇里知道自己捅了多大的簍子嗎

[–]【曼聯】SaintPhoeniix 342 points 17 hours ago

I like De Gea. And I also like Solksjaer.

我喜歡德赫亞。我也喜歡索爾斯克亞。

[–]【切爾西】william701 857 points 17 hours ago

Mourinho masterclass

穆里尼奧大師級表演

[–]【洛杉磯銀河】Vagabond21 357 points 17 hours ago

1-0 away win. Goal on the counter. Vintage Jose.

客場1-0贏球。反擊破門。經典鳥叔。

[–]OfficialGloryHunter 399 points 17 hours ago

United still had too many attacking chances for a Mourinho side

作為一支穆里尼奧的球隊，曼聯的進攻還是太多了

[–]【阿賈克斯】Sinnedd 326 points 17 hours ago

Tottenham getting so many chances and not scoring any frustrated the hell out of me and I』m a neutral, can』t imagine how this game felt for a Spurs fan

熱刺這麼多機會一個都沒進，我一個中立球迷都無語極了，難以想像熱刺球迷什麼感受

[–]【曼聯】thecricketnerd 211 points 17 hours ago

Can"t be completely neutral as an Ajax fan watching Spurs

一個阿賈克斯球迷看熱刺不能夠完全中立的吧

[–]【切爾西】LostPrinceofWakanda 325 points 17 hours ago

Ironic. The most Mourinho-like performance by United, comes after they"ve moved on from him.

諷刺。曼聯最像穆里尼奧的一場比賽，是在他走了之後打出來的。

[–]【曼聯】Ceui 352 points 17 hours ago

We created way more goalscoring chances this game than Mourinho last 5 matches combined

我們這場比賽創造出來的機會，比鳥最後5場球加一起還多

[–]Iamnotfrodo 2293 points 17 hours ago

Trump agrees to end the shutdown in exchange for De Gea at the border.

特朗普同意結束停擺，交換條件是讓德赫亞去守國境。

[–]serialbullshitter1 885 points 17 hours ago

wait till he hears de gea speak in spanish.

然後發現他跟老墨說的是一門語言。

[–]【曼聯】cdbriggs 888 points 17 hours ago*

And weren"t all those saves in the second half? Considering the record in an entire match is 14 (held by De Gea and Tim Krul) I"m betting that"s the most saves in a single half for the Premier League

這些撲救都是在下半場吧？考慮到英超全場最多撲救是14（德赫亞跟克魯爾共同保持），我猜這個11次是英超半場最多撲救紀錄

[–]【Hammarby IF】zahrdahl 506 points 17 hours ago

Yep none of the 6 shots Spurs had first half were on goal, all 11 came in the 2nd half

是的，熱刺上半場6腳沒有射正，11次撲救都是下半場

[–]【曼聯】arkim01 1414 points 17 hours ago

Hereallyreally wants his clean sheets lads

兄弟們，他是真的真的很想要不失球獎金啊

[–]【利物浦】LelouchNexus 853 points 17 hours ago

Van Dijk and De Gea about to drop a bedding company

范戴克和德赫亞要把菠菜公司搞破產了吧

[–]ltplummer96 715 points 17 hours ago

That』s one of the very few games I』ve ever seen in my life where a keeper kept a clean sheet because of their own brilliance and not their defense.

這是我這輩子很少看到的，門將不丟球是因為自己發揮出色，而不是靠防線的比賽。

[–]【曼聯】alee1994 542 points 17 hours ago

All our clean sheets are due to ddg, our defence is woeful.

我魔不丟球靠的都是德赫亞，我們的防線就是蛋疼。

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