「鍵盤俠」凱爾特人主場力克猛龍｜歐文這是要延續老詹屠龍傳統？
[Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtics (26-18) defeat the Toronto Raptors (33-13), 117-108.
【賽後帖】波士頓凱爾特人（26勝18負）以117-108擊敗多倫多猛龍（33勝13負）。
歐文27分5籃板18助攻，霍福德24分7籃板，海沃德18分5助攻，塔圖姆16分10籃板，莫里斯6分8籃板，斯瑪特5分4籃板搶斷；萊昂納德33分4籃板4搶斷，伊巴卡22分10籃板，丹尼格林15分6籃板，洛瑞10分6籃板7助攻，門羅11分9籃板，鮑威爾11分。
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[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown FriedFlesh 20 points an hour ago
I personally think Kyrie Irving is a good basketball player
凱爾特人球迷：我單方面覺得凱里-歐文是個很優秀的籃球運動員。
[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns Esco_Dash 18 points an hour ago
UNCLE DREW STATUS:ACTIVATED
森林狼球迷：德魯大叔模式：已激活。
[–]Raptors The_Unknown98 230 points an hour ago
Kyrie has to be one of the top clutch players in the game.
猛龍球迷：歐文必須是聯盟中最大心臟的球員之一。
[–]Been Wavy07 69 points an hour ago
Most clutch in the game and has been for about 4 years now
就是關鍵時刻最穩得，而且這四年一直如此。
[–]Raptors bigpenisdragonslayer 22 points an hour ago
ya he just never seems to miss when it"s near the end of the game
猛龍球迷：是的，比賽接近尾聲的時候，感覺他幾乎就不會打鐵。
[–]Clippers SlyHoooper 420 points an hour ago
I have never seen someone perform in the clutch as consistently as Kyrie Irving
快船球迷：我還從未看過哪個球員在關鍵時刻的表現能有歐文這麼穩定連貫。
[–]Celtics Silktrocity 8 points 57 minutes ago
I wish I could perform clutch in the bedroom as well as Kyrie can in NBA games
凱爾特人球迷：多希望我在床上關鍵時刻的表現能有籃球場上的歐文那麼厲害啊。
[–]sop1232 141 points an hour ago
He really doesn"t get the respect he deserves by fans. There"s a reason all his peers talk so highly about him
他真沒得到球迷們應有的尊重。球員們都對他予以很高的評價可不是說著玩的。
[–]Celtics phyllis-shlaffley 104 points an hour ago
It』s only people on reddit. Everyone else loves him and knows he』s a star, but people on here will nit pick every advanced stat to prove a player is bad. He』s 2nd in the east for all star votes too.
凱爾特人球迷：只有這個專區的人不夠尊重他。其他人都很喜歡他，認為他是個巨星，不過這裡的球迷只會拿著他的高階數據吹毛求疵，妄想論證歐文很差。而且他的全明星得票數可是東部第二啊。
[–]sop1232 40 points an hour ago
True, I should have said this. His shoes, jersey do extremely well too. Reddit is just caught up on his "wokeness" and flat earth comments
確實，這話我也說過。他的球鞋球衣銷量好得不行。這個專區的球迷就專門抓著他的口誤和「地平說」不放。
[–]ckareddit 18 points an hour ago
His advanced stats are good though
不過他的高階數據也很好啊。
[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown cyanwaw 376 points an hour ago
May this game kill the notion that Kyrie is not a good playmaker
布朗球迷：希望這場比賽能打臉那些說歐文組織能力不行的人。
[–]Celtics BScottyJ 62 points an hour ago
May this game kill the notion that Horford is bad, that Hayward is bad, that Kyrie is bad, and that the Celtics are bad.
凱爾特人球迷：希望這場比賽能打臉那些說霍福德不行、海沃德不行、歐文不行、凱爾特人不行的人。
[–]Celtics rusty378 10 points 53 minutes ago
I"m so fucking done with all the Hayward haters
凱爾特人球迷：我特么神煩那些噴海沃德的人。
[–][BOS] Marcus Smart DiseaseRidden 135 points 59 minutes ago*
Fucking 18 assists. He was running everything, especially in the fourth.
斯瑪特球迷：這特么可是18次助攻啊，他掌管著一切，特別是在第四節。
[–]Celtics clumsynoah 21 points 57 minutes ago
Unfortunately the 17th assist was not super meaningful because he had already locked the game up himself for 3 straight possessions.
凱爾特人球迷：可惜的是第17個助攻意義不是特別大，因為那會兒他已經用連續三個回合的殺傷鎖定了勝利。
[–]Celtics wellgroomedmcpoyle 50 points an hour ago
bUt ThE tUrNoVeRs
凱爾特人球迷：又有人會拿他的失誤說事了……
[–][BOS] Terry Rozier King_Of_Pants 35 points 56 minutes ago
First-half that was definitely an issue tbh. Second half he was on a whole different level.
羅齊爾球迷：上半場他的失誤確實是個問題，不過下半場的他就完全是另一個級別了。
[–]Celtics FurryCrew 11 points 39 minutes ago
7 TOs to 18 assists is more than acceptable ratio.
凱爾特人球迷：7失誤18助攻這個比率還是很能接受的啊。
[–]Celtics rusty378 7 points 53 minutes ago
kYrIe"S lEaViNg
凱爾特人球迷：之前還有人說歐文要走呢……
[–][TOR] Kawhi Leonard SamiMadeMeDoIt 306 points an hour ago*
Kyrie had one shitty game against us in the ECF a few years ago and ever since then he"s fucking destroyed us every single time.
猛龍球迷：歐文幾年前在東部決賽中對我們有場比賽發揮稀爛，從那之後，他尼瑪碰到我們見一次虐一次。
[–]Raptors Wealthy_Walrus 81 points an hour ago
He"s absolutely one of those guys who I just expect to make every single shot when we play him
猛龍球迷：有幾個球員是那種我們打他們時感覺會每球必進的，歐文絕對是其中之一。
[–]Celtics LuckysBestMan 20 points 49 minutes ago
that"s okay. I think of ibaka the same way this season.
凱爾特人球迷：沒事的，我這個賽季看到伊巴卡也是這種感覺。
[–]Hornets Xhoquelin 22 points 54 minutes ago
Honestly I expect him to make everything every time I watch him play. Especially since he』s gone to the Celtics man
黃蜂球迷:說實話，每次看他打球我都希望他每球必進，尤其是在他去了凱爾特人之後。
[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozan Wattabattabingbang 31 points 56 minutes ago
sigh Add him to the list of Raptor killers
猛龍球迷：哎，屠龍殺手的名單里加他一個吧。
[–]Celtics FurryCrew 16 points an hour ago
So who"s on the official list
1 LeBron
2 Paul Pierce
....
Who"s next?
凱爾特人球迷：所以你們這個正式名單上有哪些人呢？
1、勒布朗
2、皮爾斯
……
下一個是誰？
[–]Raptors kefunx 9 points 40 minutes ago
Add these guys: Jeremy Lin, Joe Johnson, Rob Babcock, and of course, Kobe (aka. Jalen rose killer).
猛龍球迷：把這些人算上：林書豪，喬-約翰遜，羅勃-巴伯科克（猛龍前GM，口碑極差），當然還有科比（AKA杰倫-羅斯殺手）
[–]Cavaliers Ger971 13 points an hour ago
Kyrie is gonna keep LeBron』s tradition of Dad-dicking the raptors alive
騎士球迷：歐文會把勒布朗對猛龍的那種老子教訓兒子的傳統延續下去的。
[–]Rockets FukcMeSideways 196 points an hour ago
Earth is flat tonight
火箭球迷：今晚的地球是平的。
[–]Celtics rajistheman69420 5 points an hour ago
「The court is flat, world must be too baby」
-kyrie, probably
凱爾特人球迷：「球場是平的，所以地球必須是平的，親」——歐文大概會這麼說
[–]Supersonics LegitMarshmallow 10 points an hour ago
Maybe it"s not that the earth is flat, but that the world is flat, and the court is Kyrie"s world.
超音速球迷：或許不是說地球是平的，而是指世界是平的，因為歐文的世界就是球場。
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[–]Raptors smeg_ 33 points an hour ago
Good game Celtics. Cant lie, they played perfectly today on pretty much every front. .
Siakam and Lowry put up 14 points combined. We"re not winning against good teams with that bullshit
猛龍球迷：凱爾特人這場比賽打得好。不說假話，綠軍今天基本每個進攻回合都打得很完美。
西亞卡姆和洛瑞加起來才得了14分（實際16分），僅憑這種菜雞表現我們是沒法贏那些強隊的。
[–]Celtics Zeha93 14 points 53 minutes ago
You guys erased that 16 point lead like it was nothing. It left me baffled in the third. When your guys start hitting threes, it"s just a nightmare..
凱爾特人球迷：你們可是毫不費力地抹平了我們16分領先優勢啊，一度讓我在第三節很不爽。當你們開始三分雨的時候，那就是噩夢。
[–]Celtics CaptainGronk69 23 points an hour ago
The Raptors rely on Kawhii too much down the stretch
凱爾特人球迷：猛龍在關鍵時刻太依賴萊昂納德了。
[–]Raptors BESTNBAGOAT 226 points an hour ago
That Lowry off balance 3 with 20 seconds left on the shot clock when we were up by 4 is gonna haunt me... I won"t understand that shot ever.
Well played to Boston, was a helluva game down the stretch. Home court will be everything in a potential playoff round.
猛龍球迷：我們領先4分的時候，洛瑞在那個回合還有20秒進攻時間的情況下強投三分，這會折磨我的……我實在不能理解他的選擇。
波士頓打得真好，關鍵時刻很穩。不過到了季後賽里，主場優勢就是一切啊。
[–]Raptors lilmulla1 12 points an hour ago
Especially since Tatum got a three right back on the other end...stupid play by Lowry
猛龍球迷: 洛瑞那球後面塔圖姆緊接著就來了個反擊2+1……真的蠢。
[–]Celtics ralphrackstraw 66 points 58 minutes ago
Lowry takes a lot of dumb shots in clutch situations from observation... Idk why he resorts to hero ball.
凱爾特人球迷：就我觀察得知，洛瑞在關鍵時刻經常有些愚蠢的出手……我不知道他為啥那麼執著於英雄球。
[–]Raptors BESTNBAGOAT 31 points 54 minutes ago
You have astute observation skills.
It"s been a problem for a while but they"re really lit when he makes them.
猛龍球迷：你還真是擅長觀察……
這個問題有段時間了，不過當他命中那種球的時候，還是很提士氣的。
[–]Raptors smeg_ 21 points an hour ago
He was deferring the entire game, didn"t do much offensively and thought he had a chance for a killshot. The only problem is the ball bounced off hard and Boston got an easy 3 points at the other end.
Lowry does this shit from time to time. He passes for an entire quarter, then tries to do too much
猛龍球迷：洛瑞整場都很迷，進攻端貢獻又不多，當時大概是覺得有機會殺死比賽。唯一的問題是，那球彈得太遠，波士頓拿球就是一個簡單的2+1進賬。
洛瑞偶爾會有這種狗屎操作。他整節比賽都在傳球，然後就突然用力過猛。
[–][BOS] Isaiah Thomas MyNeighborTorotot 15 points 55 minutes ago
Fr tho, that Lowry 3 was a godsend for us. Might"ve singlehandedly stopped Kawhi running rampant on our D. Also allowed Tatum to cap off his own 6-0 run.
凱爾特人球迷：不過說實話，洛瑞就是我們這邊天賜的救兵啊。或許是他一己之力把萊昂納德對我們的連續殺傷給遏制了，而且他還讓塔圖姆來了個6-0小高潮。
[–]Pistons willi3blaz3 65 points an hour ago
Kyrie>Lowry every time. Quit hating
活塞球迷：歐文>洛瑞，次次如此。別噴歐文了。
[–][MIA] Dwyane Wade thesketchyvibe 13 points an hour ago
Is this not obvious
熱火球迷：難道這不是明擺著的嗎
[–]Raptors Abyss333333 41 points an hour ago
Lies. It"s easily atleast Kyrie >> Lowry these days. May need more ">"
猛龍球迷：騙人！最近至少是歐文>>洛瑞。或許還是遠大於。
[–]Spurs DevilofHellssKitchen 51 points an hour ago
Playoffs Lowry
馬刺球迷：季後賽模式的洛瑞開啟了
[–]MoonBoots69 21 points an hour ago
Kyle Lowry is good in the playoffs. You』re thinking of DeMar.
洛瑞在季後賽中還是靠譜的，你說的是德羅贊吧。
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[–]Celtics mr_duong567 117 points an hour ago
One of the best games of the year.
Kyrie and Kawhi in the 4th was a marvel to watch.
凱爾特人球迷：年度最佳比賽之一啊。
歐文和萊昂納德在第四節的對飈看著太過癮了。
[–]Celtics rajistheman69420 10 points an hour ago
It was a dogfight there for a stretch of about 6 minutes or so in the fourth too, crazy game
凱爾特呢球迷：第四節一度有將近6分鐘的時間雙方比分交替上升，這比賽太刺激了。
[–]Raptors chicogarciamarquez 49 points an hour ago
The 3 Celtics raptors games have been good this season... There"s gonna be like 8 more of these and my heart won"t be as healthy
猛龍球迷：綠軍和猛龍這個賽季交過手的三場比賽都很精彩……這個賽季還會有八場較量的，我的心臟怕是要受不了啊。
[–]Celtics fakercmn 9 points an hour ago
Hope to see this in ECF but we』re being trash this year so if we』re gonna face it would probably in the 2nd round
凱爾特人球迷：希望和你們相約東部決賽，不過我們這個賽季很垃圾，所以如果真要碰面的話，或許是在第二輪。
[–]Raptors The_Unknown98 133 points an hour ago
Homecourt is so important when these teams play. It"s always a playoff atmosphere.
猛龍球迷：咱們兩個隊交手時主場優勢太重要了。每次都是季後賽的氛圍。
[–]Celtics mister_antonio 17 points an hour ago
We definitely wouldn"t have won tonight if it was a road game
凱爾特人球迷：如果今天是打客場，我們肯定是贏不了的。
[–]Celtics kreachr 158 points an hour ago
Someone please explain this team to me
凱爾特人球迷：麻煩來個人跟我解釋下我凱到底怎麼回事。
[–][HOU] Tracy McGrady RedSceptile 8 points an hour ago
This Celtics team is confusing as fuck.
火箭球迷：凱爾特人真特么讓人看不懂啊。
[–]Celtics jgandfeed 24 points an hour ago
beat the good teams, lose to the bad teams, usually lose to the ok teams
凱爾特人球迷：可以擊敗那些強隊，然後輸給魚腩，那些平庸的球隊也能輸。
[–][BOS] Jayson Tatum JTAL2000 16 points an hour ago
At their best the Celtics are the best team in the East, it just depends on which Celtics team shows up; the one that convincingly beats top teams or the one that gets blown out against lottery teams
塔圖姆球迷：進入狀態的凱爾特人就是東部最佳球隊，完全是取決於凱爾特人以怎樣的面目參加比賽，要麼是那支碾壓豪強的綠軍，要麼是那支被樂透球隊暴揍的綠軍。
[–]ytttr 15 points an hour ago
Just gotta hope no bad teams make the playoffs.
但願沒有菜雞球隊闖進季後賽吧
[–]Celtics goofygoober2 91 points an hour ago
We like to rise to the challenge
凱爾特人的：我們這是喜歡挑戰自我啊
[–]Celtics shinyjolteon1 66 points an hour ago
We are the Steelers of the NBA. We play up or down to our competition.
The Spurs are the Patriots, no matter what we do, we can"t fucking beat them
凱爾特人球迷：我們就是NBA里的匹茲堡鋼人隊（NFL球隊），我們的表現起伏不定。
而馬刺就是新英格蘭愛國者，不管我們表現怎樣，我們特么的都干不過他們。
[–][BOS] Shaquille O"Neal gda19 13 points an hour ago
Cant wait til the celtics vs lakers & warriors games
凱爾特人球迷：等不及我凱對湖人和勇士的比賽了。
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[–]Bucks Guard226Duck 100 points an hour ago
God rooting for Boston feels dirty
雄鹿球迷：天吶，我居然支持了波士頓，感覺有罪啊
[–]Celtics CaptainGronk69 138 points an hour ago
Green teams stick together man
凱爾特人球迷：綠色之師團結一心嘛老鐵
[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown Jaylen- 44 points an hour ago
I"d rather have the Bucks win the championship than have Toronto get it 10/10 times
凱爾特人球迷：如果有十次機會，我寧願雄鹿次次奪冠，也不願猛龍哪怕一次奪冠。
[–]Bucks brutmax 68 points an hour ago
Another 7 game series please, but this time in the ECF.
雄鹿球迷：季後賽再大戰7場吧，不過這次咱們東部決賽見。
[–]Celtics CaptainGronk69 20 points an hour ago
I』m ok with that. I like your team and fans much more than Toronto. Middleton has to sit though.
凱爾特人球迷：行啊。我對你們雄鹿和球迷的好感要比猛龍大得多。不過米德爾頓不能上啊。
[–]Celtics shinyjolteon1 92 points an hour ago
Can you trade Middleton first please?
Giannis whatever, but that... thing. It scares me
凱爾特人球迷：能拜託你們先把米德爾頓交易走嗎？
字母哥無所謂了，不過那……貨，很嚇人。
[–]Celtics The_Real_Neffew 26 points an hour ago
Dude Middleton gets MJs secret stuff when he plays us
凱爾特人球迷：老哥啊，米德爾頓每次打我們就喬丹附體啊。
[–]Celtics Zeha93 8 points an hour ago
Damn Celtic fans really do have a mutual fear of that guy. He"s the only thing keeping me from watching Bucks games this season. Every three he makes gives me flashbacks..
凱爾特人球迷：靠，看來凱蜜對那個男人的懼怕真的是共通的啊。我這個賽季不看雄鹿比賽就是因為他。他每進一個三分都會揭我的傷疤……
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編譯：雲長刮個痧
