為了對付中國丈母娘，這個外國女婿竟然想出了這招！

膽子肥了？

女婿和丈母娘的關係向來是有點微妙的，何況還是隔著文化和語言的差異。最近一個外國女婿就在Reddit論壇上分享了他和中國丈母娘「鬥智斗勇」的故事。

這個網友是這麼說的：他和中國老婆結婚後一直過得挺好的，和他的丈人、丈母娘也經常走動。他挺喜歡他丈人的，但是他丈母娘就……

In a post that recently went viral on the social network, the man said that his traditional Chinese in-laws had really been getting on his nerves with their unannounced visits and blatant breaches of privacy, but despite complaining to his wife about it for years, she just ignored his concerns.

最近一篇吐槽貼走紅網路。男主抱怨道他的丈母娘太過傳統，經常突擊造訪，公然問一些涉及隱私的話題，讓他很是尷尬。雖然他私下裡也和妻子抱怨過，但是她一直無視他的困擾。

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突然有一天，他不小心發現了丈母娘的「小秘密」。

有一天他的丈母娘被牆角的一隻蜘蛛嚇壞了。看到她的反應後，他打算在家裡養一隻毛茸茸的狼蛛宅鎮。（傳說中的海格同款??）

So I got the idea to get a tarantula as a way to prevent her coming so often. It』s in a big enclosure in the living room.

所以我計劃養一隻狼蛛，這樣她就不敢經常過來了。我把它放在了客廳正中心的位置。（供奉蜘蛛大仙？？？）

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Asked wife before hand if it』s okay, but didn』t tell her the motivation. Worked like a charm, the dad still comes but the mother can』t stand to be in the same house as it.

養之前我和妻子商量了一下，她也同意了。但是我並沒有告訴她真正的意圖。結果就是蜘蛛真的靈驗了！！我的丈人還經常來，但是丈母娘再也不敢踏進我家大門了。

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這個網友把他的事情發到了網上，想知道自己這麼背著妻子整自己的岳母算不算個混蛋？

「I』m mainly asking if AITA as I wasn』t upfront with my wife. But she』s continued to ignore my concerns about boundaries for years, I don』t think I had a choice. Plus the tarantula makes a cool pet,」 the man wrote.

「大家覺得我是個混蛋嗎？因為這件事兒上我沒有對我妻子坦白。但是她也一直無視我的抱怨啊，我實在沒別的法子了。再說了，狼蛛也是一種很酷的寵物啊，」這個男人寫到。

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結果大部分網友都站在了他的一邊，覺得這麼做沒毛病。

「It makes me think she really does want space from her mom, but doesn』t want the fallout of trying to get it,」 one person commented on the thread.

「也許你老婆早就受不了她媽媽了，只是不想正面硬剛。」一位網友評論說。

「I』m sure she』s aware of her mother』s arachnophobia and thought she could play dumb and have it be a win-win,」 someone else wrote.

「我敢肯定她是知道自己媽媽害怕蜘蛛的。她不說話就是默許了，兩方都不得罪。」網友評論道。

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其實吧，別看洋女婿和中國岳父母總是有這些那些的小摩擦，洋女婿和洋岳父母的摩擦也是不小的。

國外就有一個神奇的網站(I hate my InLaws)專供大家來吐槽自己的公婆和岳父母。

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這個網站幾乎每天都在更新，這是有多少怨氣要發泄

我們來圍觀幾個熱門的吐槽吧~

剩菜的黑魔法

Every time MIL packed leftover food to give to me, i always get stomachache. It』s a 100% has been the case for years, i always found her hair in the food, she probably spat on it, put black magic, whatever, it』s just disgusting. I have learned my lesson and have always trashed her food, especially if my husband said she packed it especially FOR ME, it』s straight to garbage bin.

每次我的婆婆給我打包剩飯剩菜我都會吃壞肚子。這麼些年下來100%沒有例外。我猜測她經常會弄一些黑魔法，比如在裡面放幾根頭髮，吐吐痰啊~總是是很噁心了。我每次都會倒掉。尤其是我丈夫說這是她專門為我打包的——我直接進垃圾桶。

Well, last weekend my husband brought leftover food from MIL』s house. Then he got hungry and ate the food himself.

上個周末我丈夫肚子餓，把打包的剩菜吃掉了。

Yeap, He had diarrhea that night.

哈哈哈，他當天晚上就腹瀉了。

日常嗑藥的婆婆

My MIL smokes weed and cigarettes and then thinks it』s okay to be high around my child because she did it with all her kids. She complained about not seeing her grandchild, I drove hours to go see MIL, and she leaves after 20 minutes to go get high... BYEBYE

我的婆婆不僅抽大麻抽煙，還覺得在這樣的狀態下和我的孩子在一起沒問題，因為她就是這麼把自己的孩子帶大的。因為她總是抱怨看不到孫子孫女，我開車幾小時帶孩子去看她，結果不到20分鐘她就去嗑藥了。……再見

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